What do you really know about Australia?

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smearyllama said:
Australians ride around in Kangaroos.
Kangaroo means "I don't know" in the native language
Kangaroos are cute.
Steve Irwin was a badass.
Yahtzee lives there.

...that's about it.
Thats pretty much it......

Kicking ass and taking names! How about some harder ones? Australian slang? Movies? Comedians? Cities? Politicians?
 

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Arawn.Chernobog said:
Accurate Australian Historians said:
On December 18th, 1788, less than a year after the first settlers colonized Australia, an old cutthroat named Nicolas Crowder arrived on a boat with some other new settlers, took one look at the heat and privations, said "screw this," commandeered the boat, and set course on a one-man voyage to conquer the South Pole. Legend tells that he lives there still.

Every December 18th, "Old Nick" returns down under to find out if Australia's children have been naughty or nice. The nice children are given the greatest gift of all -- they are not abducted along with the naughty ones and carted off to the South Pole.

For the next twelve months, the naughty children make toys to Old Nick's exacting specifications. Then, on December 17th, the presents are gift-wrapped, placed in a sleigh, and driven to Old Nick's mansion, where he opens them. Naturally, given the sheer number of hats and weapons Old Nick receives, there are bound to be duplicates -- and every December 18th, he posts them online, selling them at prices so low that he's practically giving them away.
The story of the first Aussie Christmas
I had never heard the story of "Australian Christmas" until the TF2 sale over Christmans... Am I alone? Aussies?
 

Lexodus

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A fair bit, since I'm well-educated and English, as well as having friends and family out there.
 

TheEvilCheese

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The number one reason for a day off work in Australia is:
[HEADING=2]Possum Attack! Possum Attack![/HEADING]
 

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brainless_fps_player said:
Eight out of ten of the most poisonous spiders in the world live there.

That's all I need to know.
And the sea is inhabited almost exclusively by things designed to kill you; sharks, jellyfish, swimming knives, they're all in there. :D
 

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Lexodus said:
brainless_fps_player said:
Eight out of ten of the most poisonous spiders in the world live there.

That's all I need to know.
And the sea is inhabited almost exclusively by things designed to kill you; sharks, jellyfish, swimming knives, they're all in there. :D
Well I've never heard of swimming knives, so I have a horrible image of stab victims being washed up on the Australian shore.

Seriously, I am content to remain in Scotland. Wildlife is something I feel like I shouldn't have to worry about.
 

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Neverhoodian said:
1. The original natives are known as "Aborigines."
2. The British used it as the world's largest prison for a while.
3. It's home to some of the most awesome animals on earth (kangaroo, dingo, koala etc.).
4. The capitol is Canberra.
5. Sydney is the largest city and is home to the Sydney Opera House (go figure).
6. It was a part of the British Commonwealth until the mid-20th century.
7. Australian gaming regulations are more draconian than most other industrialized nations.
8. The government tends to lean more conservative than the United States.
9. There are some magnificent coral reefs off-shore.
10. A "bogan" means a stupid person.
11. There are several nonnative species that are major pests, such as cane toads.
12. The outback is a place you don't want to get lost in.
13. During the World Wars, Australian troops fought tenaciously and made great sacrifices.
14. Its people have a reputation for being friendly but direct.
15. I have distant relatives that live in Australia.

That's what I can come up with off the top of my head.
Close, but not quite.
Australians can be quite cruel, they just tend to congregate in places nobody wants to go like Timbricki.

brainless_fps_player said:
Lexodus said:
brainless_fps_player said:
Eight out of ten of the most poisonous spiders in the world live there.

That's all I need to know.
And the sea is inhabited almost exclusively by things designed to kill you; sharks, jellyfish, swimming knives, they're all in there. :D
Well I've never heard of swimming knives, so I have a horrible image of stab victims being washed up on the Australian shore.

Seriously, I am content to remain in Scotland. Wildlife is something I feel like I shouldn't have to worry about.
It's okay, as an Australian I can tell you that you don't have to worry about the wildlife. Either you have a natural resistance or immunity to them, or they kill you before you even realise what's happening.

No worries mate.


As a side note, I read anecdotally that since the introduction of universal anti-venom there has not been a single death by snakebite since the 1980's.
 

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Aussie Rules fans sit with each other. It confused me when I went with my Uncle and Aunties( I have family in Melbourne so we stayed with them and they showed us about the place) to see the Bulldogs. Funnily enough it ended in a draw:p

There is an Island where you can see wild tiny penguins come out of the sea. No one believed me when I told them this and they thought I was crazy.
Steve Irwin was my hero when I was younger.
When it comes to games I want to hug you to make you feel better.
Part of the commonwealth. Britain used to use it as a prison.
Where Taz originates:p
Aborigines, with their boomerangs and didjeridoo's.
 

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You are more likely to get skin cancer in Ausralia than in any other country in the world.
It has the largest deficiency of O-zone atoms than any other country, so the UV rays are more dangerous.
 

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Lexodus said:
brainless_fps_player said:
Eight out of ten of the most poisonous spiders in the world live there.

That's all I need to know.
And the sea is inhabited almost exclusively by things designed to kill you; sharks, jellyfish, swimming knives, they're all in there. :D
I'd have to check the spider one but Australia also has something like nine of the top 11 most poisonous snakes in the world, including the most poisonous one.

The thing about the sea life is probably true to some extent though I would like to see a picture of a swimming knife.

On the bright side, there is also a diverse range of bird life here.
 

LetoTheTyrant

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smearyllama said:
Kangaroo means "I don't know" in the native language
Not true. Kangaroo was the name of the animal in the language of a native tribe, and then when they move to another tribe and were talking about Kangaroo's the second tribe didn't know what they were talking about coz the tribes had a different language.