What do you ride into battle?

[YouEatLard]

+1 for Cthulhu
+1 for Hatecopter (I have no clue what that video was about, or what he was screaming about, but it made me happy.)

Honestly, I'd stay far far away from the battlefield. Why? Because I'd send in wave upon wave of thousands gorillas hopped up on PCP and viagra. Don't want to be anywhere close. Substitution of elephants or rhinos hopped up in the same fashion would be acceptable.
Either way it wouldn't take long for the last few that could still walk to put up white flags.

 

[dancinginfernal]

A griffin.

Because my name is Griffin. So it fits. Get it?

 

[coenzyme]

I would ride this:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DeHo--4I7QU/S3PASPhhRMI/AAAAAAAAAHs/YnYxWw2NJY0/s1600/axecopandwexler.jpg

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Nothing else will do:

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[BiscuitTrouser]

A FREAKING SHOGGOTH

You don't screw around with Shoggoths.

Erm. Where do you erm. Sit... Everything is a mouth or an apendage.

I see your shoggoth and raise you a dragon demon.

 

[thatcanadianguy]

a Battlmech. preferably an atlas or mauler.

 

[Undead Dragon King]

This.

It takes balls of steel to fly this piece of crap!

 

[emeraldrafael]

I'll ride Chuck Norris ... on steroids

Isnt that just chuck norris on any day?

Snip

Thats cause the empire's guns (on anything) are programmed to only hit everyone 1 in 20 times.

OT: I shall surf upon the bodies of my enemies dead bodies, for I have killed the with sheer awesomeness.

But if that doesnt work, a DeLorean. Specifically, this DeLorean
http://www.allhailtheblackmarket.com/delorean_back_to_the_future-11367.jpeg

Cause once I hit 88, I go back in time to the point where my enemies are all vulnerable, take out all of their major commanders, and let the grunts fall apart to the superior and more organized troops I am with/command.

 

[Atmos Duality]

This.

It takes balls of steel to fly this piece of crap!

Fly it well enough though, and earn your stripes.

 

[Klopy]

I dunno if this has been said, but...




http://www.the-warforge.com/wp-content/gallery/general/drive-me-closer_-i-want-to-hit-them-with-my-sword.png

 

[Wilko316]

Cthulu.
Let the pwnage begin.

 

[captaincabbage]

I ride frikkin' tanks into battle. My face is my- my faith is my shield. I will be victorious, in the name of the Emperor!

[http://photobucket.com]

I believe this beats your tank :/

Gentlemen, is this even a competition?

 

[Aur0ra145]

This

Spoiler

or this

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Yeah, that'd be pretty badass

 

[Ace of Spades]

Spoiler: This

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I'd ride a wave of cynicism crowned by frothing sarcasm.

In reality though, I think riding a dragon into battle would be cool. I wouldn't mind the aforementioned gold dragon.

 

[raankh]

I run on top of a rolling huge D20! Bow down before my mighty naturals!

 

[Sonicron]

Revelation 6:7-8.

That's right. You're all screwed now.

 

[Danoloto]

The latest version of any Metal gear would be nice I think,
But since I don't expect to really ride into any kind of battle (mainly because I don't want to), I'd go with a platypus, they don't do much

 

[theguitarhero6]

Can anybody tell me how to insert pictures into comments.
Cuz I don't wanna explain this in words, please help

 

[Jodah]

It's been said above, but

I was hoping with all my heart that nobody posted that. I am saddened. *tear*