What do you ride into battle?

[Stillve]

A BEARSHARK, BRO

HELL YES

 

[Bloodastral]

I ride into battle on the Discworld Turtle carrying a bunch of Warbears, Titans, Dragons, Unicorns, Tanks and other stuff posted here.

 

[The Stonker]

I would be on duke nukem's shoulders into battle.
WIN!

 

[Exocet]

Obviously,the only correct answer is a bearshark.

BEARSHARK!....BEARKSHARK!

edit:Ninja'd by only a few posts :'(

 

[The Stonker]

Spoiler: what else?

Raquaza used Outrage!!! yeah, you're all dead now

I'll rip it's head off and shit down it's neck.

 

[Mana Fiend]

An electric lawnmower.

Fear me, for I am slow-moving, noisy ineffective death!

 

[Gorgenflail]

Pidgeot

Loyal to you and it can fly at Mach 2

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/976/344388-pidgeot_large.jpg

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

A Panther.

Spoiler

http://media.moddb.com/images/groups/1/3/2074/PantherTankColor.jpg

Bring on the Shermans.

 

[SEPECAT]

A planet. Preferably bigger than the one the battle is on.

 

[BabySinclair]

Spoiler

Dodge this

 

[v3n0mat3]

This.

Spoiler

 

[Leemaster777]

I would ride this:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DeHo--4I7QU/S3PASPhhRMI/AAAAAAAAAHs/YnYxWw2NJY0/s1600/axecopandwexler.jpg

As creator of this thread, I declare you the winner.

It was a bit of a close race there, but "Space T-Rex with sunglasses and mini-guns for arms while I hold an axe" most certainly takes it.

Armored bear was close, but unfortunately lost points for being mentioned 3 or 4 times. Sharkbear was good to, but just not as good.

 

[logiman]

OK, i know i win, now what`s my prize?

 

[silverleaf81]

I would ride an ICBM into battle, all while listening to Ride of The Valkyries.

 

[technoted]

I'd love to ride a big ass white or black wolf. Bonus points if it sticks with the pack as well.

 

[M4A1Sopmod]

Puff the Magic Dragon. +1 internet points for whoever gets that reference.

You'd ride into battle high on Cannabis? How dare you

Close. Actually, Puff the Magic Dragon was the nickname given to the AC130 gunships during the Vietnam war.

 

[SEPECAT]

a Battlmech. preferably an atlas or mauler.

Ehh, Atlas was too ugly, I'd go with a Stone Rhino for weight, or a Mad Cat MkII for style.

 

[Pyromaniak3]

A Chocobo with the roundhouse kicking skills of Chuck Norris

 

[Shade184]

I would ride a raptor. With frickin' lasers attached to it's frickin' head.

Fear me.

 

[coenzyme]

I would ride this:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DeHo--4I7QU/S3PASPhhRMI/AAAAAAAAAHs/YnYxWw2NJY0/s1600/axecopandwexler.jpg

As creator of this thread, I declare you the winner.

It was a bit of a close race there, but "Space T-Rex with sunglasses and mini-guns for arms while I hold an axe" most certainly takes it.

Armored bear was close, but unfortunately lost points for being mentioned 3 or 4 times. Sharkbear was good to, but just not as good.

don't praise me. praise Axe cop. http://axecop.com/index.php/acepisodes