What do you ride into battle?

[Karthek]

I would ride a pig(named Commander Oink) from Minecraft into battle, while yelling "HURAMBI!"

 

[pendragon177]

Can anybody tell me how to insert pictures into comments.
Cuz I don't wanna explain this in words, please help

Here this is for you.

Spoiler: OT: Gaius, The Earth Warrior. And now my mighty steed.

Did I mention tall?

 

[astrav1]

A Blackmane lion with wings.

 

[kypsilon]

The tides of war.

Seriously. Surfs up.

 

[Jedoro]

Spoiler: Give me a flying tank any day

 

[easternflame]

A giant squid motherfuckers!

 

[Noble Korhedron]

Can I get one of those power armored bears from Red Alert 3?


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Heh I know I'd ride [i]he-[/i] the bear in that picture >.>
[sub]Couldn't resist, forgive me![/sub]

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I ride frikkin' tanks into battle. My face is my- my faith is my shield. I will be victorious, in the name of the Emperor!

WHERE THE HELL did that image about Armageddon come from - an unreleased GW graphic novel?! And also, my mount would depend on what I was - as follows:
* Infantry/armoured cavalry commander - Bradley M3 command variant
* Airman - F-22
* Sailor - Capt. of a supercarrier

Or for fantasy, yeah - gotta be bear cavalry!! :-D

 

[F'Angus]

A tank unicorn... Sorta like this

Or a Balrog

 

[IntangibleFate]

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shoopuf. ride ze.

 

[Anchupom]

I'm surprised the first person to mention Cthulu was 53 posts in.

Myself, I'd ride Ridley from Metroid Fusion or Prime. He's like a scaled down version of Cthulu that probably won't cause me to die for being near him for too long.

Failing that I'd have to ride a giant Cyndaquil into battle, for teh lulz.

EDIT
What about one of these?:

 

[tjcross]

i'm ride into battle on my mobile doom fortress

 

[Dash-X]

I'd ride the enemy commander into battle -- like a skateboard. Or a horsey... I have yet to decide which would be more awesome.

Nothing scares the crap outta the enemy like making their commander your *****. Just sayin'.

 

[Anchupom]

OK, i know i win, now what`s my prize?

The destruction of reality itself.
Also, what's he standing on?

 

[The_Emperor]

my gran's car or the bus or the metro

 

[guntotingtomcat]

MOOMIN MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

Love Soul Hunter!

 

[Austin Howe]

Metal Gear REX.

 

[Zeema]

I WOULD RIDE A DRAGON

HELL YES

 

[Durotai]

A Dratini, it can fly, control the weather, and its just so fucking classy if you ride one into battle

 

[Trivun]

Can I get one of those power armored bears from Red Alert 3?


Like so?[/QUOTE]

I'd rather ride Natasha. What?

Seriously though, I'd probably choose to ride a Baneblade. While yelling out inspiring words and threats, and carrying a big fucking sword... because you know, nothing screams 'Overkill' like killing a guy with a sword while riding a deathmobile. And there's no kill like overkill... ;)

 

[interspark]

Spoiler: what else?

Raquaza used Outrage!!! yeah, you're all dead now

I'll rip it's head off and shit down it's neck.

dude! you don't kill raquaza! RAQUAZA KILLS YOU!!!!!!!!! seriously! it could tear up countries with its Draco Meteor!