What do you ride into battle?

[NinjaRabies]

A bear of course, but wait! Not any bear, but a polar bear.

 

[Togs]

Ride into battle (on) Fury and Metal!

 

[The Man With the Soap]

I'll do what the Abrams crews do. I'll attatch speakers to an Abrams and blast death metal as I roll over everything.

Scratch that. I'm blasting my metal from one of these...

 

[The Stonker]

Spoiler: what else?

Raquaza used Outrage!!! yeah, you're all dead now

I'll rip it's head off and shit down it's neck.

dude! you don't kill raquaza! RAQUAZA KILLS YOU!!!!!!!!! seriously! it could tear up countries with its Draco Meteor!

I'm going to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum.

 

[Spade Lead]

A mount in battle should be invincible, thus:

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/8231/alienqueenmj.jpg

 

[Smeg_head]

A big M41 tank while wielding a blue flamed falmethrower and various popcorn grenades

 

[FabiotheTurtle]

A giant ass Scorpion.

With Armour.

Fuck yeah.

 

[Ice Car]

Chocobos for the win.

 

[Canid117]

Hmmm is this Blasphemous to 40K fans?

Who wouldn't want the Emperor to give them a piggy back ride into battle?

 

[InsomniacWolf]

A black and green strider from half life 2 that had a disintigration ray and a comfy chair on top.

 

[interspark]

dude! you don't kill raquaza! RAQUAZA KILLS YOU!!!!!!!!! seriously! it could tear up countries with its Draco Meteor!

I'm going to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum.

you're also up against a raquaza which makes you pretty screwed on both fronts

 

[The Stonker]

dude! you don't kill raquaza! RAQUAZA KILLS YOU!!!!!!!!! seriously! it could tear up countries with its Draco Meteor!

I'm going to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum.

you're also up against a raquaza which makes you pretty screwed on both fronts

You're wrong, Proton breath. I'll be done with you and still have time to watch Oprah!

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

I ride that

Cookie to whoever can guess who it is/which comic it's from.

 

[interspark]

dude! you don't kill raquaza! RAQUAZA KILLS YOU!!!!!!!!! seriously! it could tear up countries with its Draco Meteor!

I'm going to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum.

you're also up against a raquaza which makes you pretty screwed on both fronts

You're wrong, Proton breath. I'll be done with you and still have time to watch Oprah!

im afraid you be the one who's deluded! for no-one can both enjoy oprah AND be remotely kick-ass! the two are mutually exclusive!!! prepare to be turned into sushi by Dragon Claw!!! >:-D

 

[interspark]

I'd probs ride a:

His name is Paul.

there's something strangely "human" about them blobfish...

 

[interspark]

i will ride upon a flying whale
he will have a Monocle and a Top Hat
his name will be Johnathon

thread won, here, have a cookie

 

[EPolleys]

I believe this comic portrays my mount and method of riding into battle flawlessly http://www.moddb.com/groups/warhammer-40k-fans-group/images/warp-yeah#imagebox
Hell yeah

 

[Kajt]

Spoiler: Avion, the fifth colossi.

 

[[.redacted]]

Aha, I think I may have posted this before, but what the hell:

Spoiler: This, there is not really any other viable answer.

That's Katsguchi (and Mai), and that would be my companion.

Posted it before, but you know what? I don't care, it's still my answer =P

 

[The Stonker]

dude! you don't kill raquaza! RAQUAZA KILLS YOU!!!!!!!!! seriously! it could tear up countries with its Draco Meteor!

I'm going to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum.

you're also up against a raquaza which makes you pretty screwed on both fronts

You're wrong, Proton breath. I'll be done with you and still have time to watch Oprah!

im afraid you be the one who's deluded! for no-one can both enjoy oprah AND be remotely kick-ass! the two are mutually exclusive!!! prepare to be turned into sushi by Dragon Claw!!! >:-D

Guess again, freakshow. I'm coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size- 13 boot!