What do you ride into battle?

[Captain Schpack]

Petty mortals requiring grounded transportation.

I levitate.

And wear a suit.

 

[interspark]

dude! you don't kill raquaza! RAQUAZA KILLS YOU!!!!!!!!! seriously! it could tear up countries with its Draco Meteor!

I'm going to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum.

you're also up against a raquaza which makes you pretty screwed on both fronts

You're wrong, Proton breath. I'll be done with you and still have time to watch Oprah!

im afraid you be the one who's deluded! for no-one can both enjoy oprah AND be remotely kick-ass! the two are mutually exclusive!!! prepare to be turned into sushi by Dragon Claw!!! >:-D

Guess again, freakshow. I'm coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size- 13 boot!

and the last thing to go through your mind will be your feet! when raquaza flattens you with one hand!

 

[Ohhi]

I would ride a Raptor into of battle with a giant bastard sword strapped on my back with a calvary of Pteradactyls with my closest friends riding them each with an AK47 and an RPG strapped to their back.

 

[The Stonker]

dude! you don't kill raquaza! RAQUAZA KILLS YOU!!!!!!!!! seriously! it could tear up countries with its Draco Meteor!

I'm going to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum.

you're also up against a raquaza which makes you pretty screwed on both fronts

You're wrong, Proton breath. I'll be done with you and still have time to watch Oprah!

im afraid you be the one who's deluded! for no-one can both enjoy oprah AND be remotely kick-ass! the two are mutually exclusive!!! prepare to be turned into sushi by Dragon Claw!!! >:-D

Guess again, freakshow. I'm coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size- 13 boot!

and the last thing to go through your mind will be your feet! when raquaza flattens you with one hand!

My boot, your face; the perfect couple.

 

[Mr.Numbers]

I don't go into battle, I depend on my superior strategies and the skill of my trusted subordinates.


Probably a rocket propelled segway of death if I had to though

 

[DarthAchaeron]

I'd ride a Landspeeder, a la Return of the Jedi

 

[Mr.Wilson]

I would be straddling a cute but deadly pikachu, while having duly laser guns and humming the mortal combat theme song. while picking my Jewish nose.

 

[Hader]

GRIFFONS!

Because that's what Gray Wardens used to ride into battle!

Wynne told me all about them!

 

[Count Igor]

I call dibs on Toothless!

Nooo! That isn't Toothless!
Toothless can speak to Hiccup and he's the size of a head with one tooth!
Damn film!

OT: A walking Blue Whale.

 

[Athol]

Spoiler: I shall ride a white 1959 Cadillac hardtop coupe, and my enemies shall fall at my slightest touch.

 

[interspark]

and the last thing to go through your mind will be your feet! when raquaza flattens you with one hand!

My boot, your face; the perfect couple.

Aerial Ace! eat death, SUCKAAAAH!!!!

 

[The Stonker]

and the last thing to go through your mind will be your feet! when raquaza flattens you with one hand!

My boot, your face; the perfect couple.

Aerial Ace! eat death, SUCKAAAAH!!!!

Alien boys, there's a new sherif in town.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

When I come up with something really awesome, I'll let you know.

But fo now, I'm going to go with a Tripod from the War of the Worlds Musical. Not that that will be a surprise to anyone.

 

[rockera]

Spoiler

Dodge this

ninja'd still.. "yippy kiya mother fuckers!!"
I'd yell that all the way down.

OP:

Spoiler

if I asked him rrrrreeeaalllyyy nicely d'ya think he would let me? or just blast me to tartarus?