What do YOU taste like?

[geier]

I'd say i taste sweet.

Comes from the 1-2 litres of energy drink i'm consuming for 3 weeks (i got a big test next week).

 

[Private Custard]

Pork.

When I had my skin cancer operation, they had to scorch a few blood vessels closed before the stitches. The smoke from inside me smelled just like pork chops under the grill when the fat spits into the element!

 

[superbatranger]

I've been told I taste of confetti and rainbows.

You must taste delicious then. XD

 

[Russian_Assassin]

I would taste like raw meat that's been dipped in THC. The beastie would probably get high and I doubt it would like my black lungs very much!

 

[minisham]

i hope i would taste of cyanide
"take a bite" i'd say
"why thank you" it would reply
and then i'd be off on my next adventure with only a bit of my arm missing and thats a victory in my eyes

 

[hazabaza1]

Like... people?
And blood.
And probably like every other person. But with not too much fat.

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

Wax with a pungent after-taste of uncooked ham.

 

[ryai458]

Tastes like (dramatic pause) victory.

 

[The Funslinger]

In my current state? Lager, most likely.

 

[AbstractStream]

Sour at first with a sweet aftertaste.
That's right. I'd taste like Sour Patch Kids.

 

[Auxiliary]

Winning and tigerblood?

 

[Dr Snakeman]

I think I'd have a pretty robust flavor, but the meat would be really tough unless very well tenderized. Not a whole lot of marbling, either.

I'm thinking I'd taste like venison, as it is a similarly lean meat that can be really tough if not cooked properly.

Or I may just taste like hot sauce, pennies, and anger. Who knows?

 

[SlugLady28]

Probably tofu (vegetarian here, whoo!)

And hopefully that will turn off anyone or anything trying eat me from doing so.

 

[SimpleJack]

i kinda taste like ravioli... only marinated in something gross, like... puke

 

[binvjoh]

A lick gave the result of a very mild taste of perfume. Probably from the soap I shower with.

As for a bite, I really don't know.

 

[Nazz3]

Licking my arm its pretty salty.

 

[Venereus]

Salty, acid, and greasy. Or so I'm told...

 

[Brandon237]

Serious answer: Pork with a hint of garlic
Slightly less serious: Chocolate (and coca cola, I'm an addict to those two)
Shpeshial answer: Gummy bears lightly glazed in a sticky combination of mayonnaise and purple.

 

[Alkaline]

Oh, that taste. Never mind.

This was pretty much what I was thinking as well. XD

 

[Knusper]

My blood tastes like pennies, but I guess I would taste like pork.

[sub] Although Captcha seems to think I taste like 'zerab spread', fair enough. [/sub]