What do YOU taste like?

[hurfdurp]

Febreze and rye bread crumbs I'd imagine.

 

[FalloutJack]

If I'm not melting the creature's mouth and corrupting its body with my dark essence...I'm gonna be very disappointed.

 

[TilMorrow]

What would a lick say about your taste?

Wow this point didn't cause me to think how strange it would be if someone randomly walked up and licked me.

OT: I think I would be more preoccupied with the being eaten or licked part of this whole situation but I would like to think I taste of chicken, cheese, ice cream, bread, chocolate... Actually I think I would taste like a buffet for some reason... There aren't any cannibals on the escapist are there? If so I'm outta here.

 

[conmag9]

Very bland. Not necessarily due to personality, I just expect there wouldn't be much in the way of flavor.

High fat content though...

 

[Kwaren]

My blood has a copper taste to it. The rest of me probably tastes very much like ham.

 

[Barziboy]

I'm probably quite Rum soaked so I'd think I'd go well with a Mojito or Coke...

 

[Chamale]

Pork.
So would everyone. Human beings taste like pork.

Arthur Shawcross said so and that guy seems legit.

Armin Meiwes, the German cannibal, said this. Supposedly, some cannibal tribes also found that pork tasted just like human flesh, so anthropologists tried to fool them into eating pork rather than their defeated enemies.

 

[jawakiller]

Sweetness and love... Fuck that, I'd taste like bacon! Or ,put in other words, the combination of awesomeness and bad-assery. Like a steroid-ridden hurricane screwing a a package of bacon.

 

[Red Right Hand]

Taurine..

Sooooo, bull semen?

 

[Wharrgarble]

If I'm not coffee flavored I'm going to be so disappointed.

 

[Xaio30]

I taste like unboiled spaghetti.

 

[mikeysnakes]

Umm apparently Veselka's (in NYC) salad dressing, it's pretty heavy in caraway seeds... Yeah, I didn't know what to say to that either...

I guess that's good if I ever want to be cannibalized by Ukrainian women...

 

[Enrathi]

Pretty sure I taste like Soylent Green.

 

[BlackSaint09]

Lasagna.

 

[rex922]

im pretty sure i taste like awesome

 

[niege]

I would taste like ginger *hint* *hint*
guess my hair color

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Apparently I taste faintly of cookies. Not quite sure how that works, but oh well.

 

[Mechsoap]

Salty with a very metallic feel in it.

 

[EmzOLV]

I would be a coronary waiting to happen. I'd taste of pure sugar, with the amount of chocolatey sweets, fizzy drinks and just... goodness, what is healthy I eat?

[sub]I'm not being 100% serious, I'm healthy and not going to die, but I do have a high sugar intake[/sub]

I'd like to think I'm similar to a Flump in both texture and sweetiness... Flumpy Goodness [http://www.chewbz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/Flump-300x225.jpg]

 

[Vitor Goncalves]

Oh, that taste. Never mind.

What were you thinking?!

At the moment I think I am tasteless, at least my skin is.