UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Apr 29, 2015 #10,762 When girls make obscene gestures at him, he feels likes he's walking on air
Bizzaro Stormy New member Oct 19, 2011 829 0 0 Apr 29, 2015 #10,763 Wants to pour malt vinegar on everything and everyone.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Apr 30, 2015 #10,766 Cut their thumb opening a bottle of juice
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Apr 30, 2015 #10,767 Nearly suffocated on a box drink once because he didn't know how to open it.
Bizzaro Stormy New member Oct 19, 2011 829 0 0 May 2, 2015 #10,770 Gets a boner whenever he plays Minecraft.
Wintermute_v1legacy New member Mar 16, 2012 1,829 0 0 May 3, 2015 #10,772 he's the guy driving the van in that porn you like to watch
BytByte New member Nov 26, 2009 425 0 0 May 3, 2015 #10,774 Secretly wishes they were Steve Ballmer, goblin face and all
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 May 4, 2015 #10,776 Couldn't smoke and walk at the same time
Bizzaro Stormy New member Oct 19, 2011 829 0 0 May 5, 2015 #10,777 Spiked the kool-aid without anyone in Jonestown noticing.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 May 5, 2015 #10,778 Has exciting thoughts of a black well-endowed clown
FliedLiverAttack New member Nov 29, 2013 105 0 0 May 5, 2015 #10,779 Lost a fight with a rotisserie chicken.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 May 5, 2015 #10,780 Lost a fight with the stairs. Twice. Today.
