UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 May 5, 2015 #10,781 Put a crowbar through the meat section at Tesco's
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 May 5, 2015 #10,782 Slapped a train conductor with a bass.
Bizzaro Stormy New member Oct 19, 2011 829 0 0 May 6, 2015 #10,783 He hates everyone who likes jelly beans.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 May 6, 2015 #10,784 Is prudishly offended by anatomy books
Redlin5_v1legacy Better Red than Dead Aug 5, 2009 48,836 0 0 May 7, 2015 #10,785 Has a thing for mini-golfing naked.
Bizzaro Stormy New member Oct 19, 2011 829 0 0 May 8, 2015 #10,787 Is the fifth member of a barber shop quartet.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 May 10, 2015 #10,790 His body was not prepared for the cupcakes he saw on my tea party
Bizzaro Stormy New member Oct 19, 2011 829 0 0 May 16, 2015 #10,791 Is the victim in half the urban legends ever told.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 May 17, 2015 #10,792 Has a tooth filling made of solid Colgate
Scde2 Has gone too far in a few places Mar 25, 2010 33,805 0 0 May 27, 2015 #10,793 Played a role as one of the ewoks in the two made-for-tv ewok films
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 May 27, 2015 #10,794 Thought Ahegao was a Portuguese composer
chromatic fairytale New member May 25, 2015 14 0 0 May 28, 2015 #10,797 Ate a donut straight from the dumpster! D:
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 May 28, 2015 #10,798 Sat on a shoe and couldn't sit down for days
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jun 20, 2015 #10,800 Asks people to help find his car keys, but because of his accent they think he's saying he's lost his "kidneys"
Asks people to help find his car keys, but because of his accent they think he's saying he's lost his "kidneys"
