What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Scde2]

Lives in Greenland.

 

[Uncreative]

Is actually quite chipper.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Lives in your shoes.

 

[Lust]

Is actually a siren.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Knows every Gilbert & Sullivan song ever.

 

[Uncreative]

Wanted to be Santa when he grew up.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Once ate some coal.

 

[Scde2]

Spells my name as Coal.

 

[Uncreative]

Has an overactive imagination.

 

[Sacman]

Knows what Marcellus Wallace looks like...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Knows that he does not look like a *****.

 

[Sacman]

Knows not to say "what" again...

 

[Roxas1359]

Attempted to kill the Tooth Fairy.

 

[lex.nero]

Is the tooth fairy

 

[Roxas1359]

Knows where Walldo is hiding!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Is Waldo!

 

[lex.nero]

Wants to have Waldo's children.

 

[Roxas1359]

Wants to steal Wadlo's children and sell them as cheap laborers.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Will not accept his children.

 

[Scde2]

Will not accept my acceptance.