What do you want for Valentine's Day?

[camiilou]

People to stop talking about valentine's day.

Sorry deary, but I doubt you will get that wish.

WHY MUST YOU KILL MY DREAMS!?

Because they taste so delicious.

 

[UAProxy]

For the holiday to not exist. Not that I'm unhappy with my currently single status, not that I view romance with disdain, I just think it would be a service to humanity to throw out the tradition of buying overpriced chocolates and carbon allotropes. Especially the latter. I mean, diamonds aren't even that pretty or rare. Why couldn't we use rubies or something?

And, well, it's the day after my birthday. Though that generally does open the option for whoever I have as an SO at the time giving me a late "present".

Nevermind, the holiday sticks.

 

[camiilou]

I want something I can hold, something I can play with my fingers, something I can lick with my tongue.

A new xbox controller.

This is only ok if you use protection. Like Lysol.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

My first and only date was when I was 13. So actually 3 years, not 4, but nothing before or after that.

I hate my life.

No, wait, I don't hate my life. I'm awesome. My life is pretty good. Everyone else in this town sucks, not me.

What do you have to complain about? You're only what? 17? Just wait until you're 28 and in the same position.

 

[sky14kemea]

For people to leave me alone... And not try and send me a poem by a friends email, as a "secret admirer" thing ',:/

I might just watch TV all day -w- with food, yeah, food is my friend.

 

[camiilou]

What do you have to complain about? You're only what? 17? Just wait until you're 28 and in the same position.

Just wait till you are 50 and living with 6 realdolls and 3 times as many guns.
Ok, last realdoll reference I swear.

 

[Julianking93]

My first and only date was when I was 13. So actually 3 years, not 4, but nothing before or after that.

I hate my life.

No, wait, I don't hate my life. I'm awesome. My life is pretty good. Everyone else in this town sucks, not me.

Exactly what I do, because if you don't take a somewhat misanthropic attitude you begin to self-loathe and lose what little confidence you have.

Can't ever lose that.

That's really the only thing keeping me from jumping off a bridge is that I love me too much.

And of course all the wonderful people on the escapist

 

[okogamashii]

People to stop talking about valentine's day.

Sorry deary, but I doubt you will get that wish.

WHY MUST YOU KILL MY DREAMS!?

Because they taste so delicious.

AND YOU'RE EATING THEM!? You're a monster!!!!

 

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[Julianking93]

My first and only date was when I was 13. So actually 3 years, not 4, but nothing before or after that.

I hate my life.

No, wait, I don't hate my life. I'm awesome. My life is pretty good. Everyone else in this town sucks, not me.

What do you have to complain about? You're only what? 17? Just wait until you're 28 and in the same position.

...16. But I also don't have any friends, but hey, I'm not complaining. I just said my life is pretty good and I'm awesome.

I just loath Valentine's Day because all the douchbag couples will act all lovey dovey on each other and pretend to be so in love and that they're each other's soul mates.

Its fucking annoying.

 

[camiilou]

AND YOU'RE EATING THEM!? You're a monster!!!!

They taste like those little chalky conversation hearts.

 

[wench]

A girlfriend

This and if I can't have that I want people to stop rubbing the fact they are all happy couples in my face and let me get on with my miserable life.

Can't argue with that, but honestly I hate Valentines, why celebrate love?
Also, WHY IN FEBRUARY?

I guess it was the only month open for another holiday just to make money off of a fake feeling and people's misery.

Fuck Valentine's Day.

This is number 4 I'm going on without a girlfriend.

You've only had 4 with no girlfriend? Wow, you must have started early in life... (ducks)

 

[okogamashii]

AND YOU'RE EATING THEM!? You're a monster!!!!

They taste like those little chalky conversation hearts.

Oh, well that's okay, then.

 

[Iron Criterion]

Can't ever lose that.

That's really the only thing keeping me from jumping off a bridge is that I love me too much.

And of course all the wonderful people on the escapist

Yeah I've tried suicide twice, and failed obviously (or did I?) before deciding if I die my hair will become unkempt and ungroomed lol.

And thanks we the people of The Escapist are a wonderful bunch.

 

[camiilou]

Oh, well that that's okay, then.

Also crushed hope. Mmmm... tastes like marshmallows.

 

[camiilou]

My motherly instincts are kicking up so bad right now. I just want to snuggle you all and tell you it's ok and try and give you horrible advice over a tasty meal of waffles.

 

[Julianking93]

Can't ever lose that.

That's really the only thing keeping me from jumping off a bridge is that I love me too much.

And of course all the wonderful people on the escapist

Yeah I've tried suicide twice, and failed obviously (or did I?) before deciding if I die my hair will become unkempt and ungroomed lol.

And thanks we the people of The Escapist are a wonderful bunch.

I'm talking to a ghost aren't I?!!

But, in all seriousness, I tried it once. Failed at it. Then I decided I'm too awesome to die.

And yes, you all are a wonderful bunch.

 

[Jark212]

A girlfriend

this. I want to die.

Death is for quitters...

I want a Girlfriend too..

 

[Sgtkillalot0]

Zombie Apocalypse. Or a girlfriend would be nice too.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

My first and only date was when I was 13. So actually 3 years, not 4, but nothing before or after that.

I hate my life.

No, wait, I don't hate my life. I'm awesome. My life is pretty good. Everyone else in this town sucks, not me.

What do you have to complain about? You're only what? 17? Just wait until you're 28 and in the same position.

...16. But I also don't have any friends, but hey, I'm not complaining. I just said my life is pretty good and I'm awesome.

I just loath Valentine's Day because all the douchbag couples will act all lovey dovey on each other and pretend to be so in love and that they're each other's soul mates.

Its fucking annoying.

Well I won't argue with that. I hate that fucking "holiday".