What do you want to happen to your corpse?

[Ilikemilkshake]

I want my organs donated or If i died due to or even had a particularly interesting medical condition, i'd donate my body to science.
Other than that, as long as i dont have any sort of religious funeral i dont really care.

 

[nico74]

launched into space at a planet that is thought to have life on it so they can know of an alien species so their won't be crazy conspiracies only the fact that there IS other life somewhere.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Midway through my wake I want several oiled up and muscular men to barge in and begin dancing in thongs. Then my corpse rises up out of the coffin, the suit rips to shreds, and underneath it I am similarily clad.

A small motor inserted into my buttocks begins shocking my hips into a jerky, rhythmic thrusting. Grandma sobs openly.

Then I guess they can feed it to lions or something.

 

[LongAndShort]

Well, if possible, organs donated. Nobody'll likely want my liver or eyes, but I'm hoping the rest of me'll be good.

Otherwise I wanna have done something memorable enough that being stuffed and put in a museum for all to admire is a serious option.

 

[Voxgizer]

In an ideal world, I'd like a Viking funeral; My corpse placed in a small wooden boat, pushed out to sea and then set alight by hail of flaming arrows. That probably wouldn't be feasible (HEALTH & F-ING SAFETY!), so I'll just get cremated, and have my ashes separated amongst my loved ones so they may do as they wish. Personally, I don't care what they do, I'll be dead.

I was going to say this. Screw health and safety, light my dead ass up.

Seriously, if my funeral is done this way I will come back and haunt my family to their dying days.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Make a marionette out of me for all I care, you're not gonna hurt my feelings when I'm dead.

 

[Viral_Lola]

In cased in some sort of metal and propped up with my arms outstretched. I want a tradition where people have to give me a hug.

 

[trollnystan]

My organs are to be donated, then I'm want to be cremated and scattered somewhere. Haven't decided where.

Nothing very exciting I'm afraid.

 

[CultistRat]

I'd want my bloated corpse flung into space.

Because, why not?

Because it would be pretty horrible whenever a space-shuttle end up with a corpse all over their window because you would end up being in orbit?

That actually makes me want it to happen more.

 

[Hoplon]

Cremation after any possible organ donation.

Ashes scattered in Q gardens if they allow that sort of thing.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Resurrected by a necromancer who wants to use my limitless charisma to become a two man comedian group.

 

[antidonkey]

Since I no longer would have a use for my body, they can feel free to burn it and and sprinkle me on a tree or something.

 

[thtool]

Cremated and mixed with various foods to be unknowingly fed to orphans.

It's for science DONT JUDGE ME

 

[Jack_Uzi]

To have a better life, since it's been bestowed witht he lack of my tyranny.

 

[MetalMagpie]

Donating organs followed by cremation seems to be the most popular option at the moment.

From this we can either conclude:
a) it's a fairly common choice in society at large.
b) fans of the Escapist are generally charitable and like fire!

 

[Vault101]

at one point I wanted my body to be launched into space in a TARDIS shaped coffin......

 

[captaincabbage]

I'm hoping to have it reanimated and be one of the zombies that kills off a main character.

 

[Dimitriov]

I do care. I don't wish any of my organs donated to anything, and I would ideally like to buried in my own tomb.

I guess I could accept a regular burial.

A tomb, one that would make the Pharaohs envious, would be so much more awesome though! It could have statues of me, scenes from my life painted on the walls, personal treasures and wealth, and of course lethal traps for any would-be-tomb-raiders

 

[MetaKnight19]

To quote Ross Noble;

When I die and get cremated, I want my body to be covered in all sorts of meat like sausages, bacon and steaks, so that when I go into the fire people will just start salivating, thinking 'I really fancy a bacon sandwich'