Either Something Sentimental to the loved ones gathered around me (Old Age Death), Maniacal Laughter (Doomsday/Atomic Bomb Death), or Singing "American Pie" to the montage of my life flashing before my eyes (My personal favorite).
I want my last words to be; "Darn it! I've spent all 150 years of my life curing diseases, getting laid and breaking world records, but I can't think of any last words worthy of me!"
Me: The Fortune Teller was right!
Son: What? She said you'd die in a fight?
Me: No! She said "Your son will be nothing but a dissapointment!"
Son: Eh?
Me: (nothing, on account of dyin' and all)
OR
"I'll take you with me, by god!" I scream, lunging at the nurse trying to ressusitate me (spelling?)
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