What do you want your last words to be?

[Housebroken Lunatic]

Last words would be the words I intend to have written on my tombstone. Which are:

"... I told you so."

The ultimate mindfuck. Everyone passing by will instantly be puzzled by the statement. "Is this dead guy just trying to be pretentious and joke around with mi? Or did he actually say something that I missed? Was he right about his statemnent? Damnit! Now I'll never know!"

 

[Fritzvalt]

So, I know we're boys, but I kinda had a thing with your special lady.

 

[Generator]

"Ha ha. Yeah, sure the safety isn't on--" *wink*

 

[NickSettle]

"I told you I was Ill"

Shiney penny too whoever gets that one.

 

[Manhattan2112]

"Seriously, I know what I'm doing."

 

[Shycte]

Voltaire style.

When the priest told him to renouce the devil.

This is not the time to start making enemys now is it?

Man, that's epic...

 

[AMCization]

"I told you *coughs* this was more than a cold"

 

[DarkRyter]

Me: You want my treasure, you can have it. I left it all in one piece*...

*one piece is italicized.

Bob: Isn't it under your mattress?

Me: I fucking hate you, Bob...

Bleeeeeeeeeeep

 

[iggyus]

Is this thing loaded?

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

Stage one cleared. Stage two begins in 3...2....1....

 

[ItsAChiaotzu]

A tout le monde,
A tout mes amis,
Je vous aime,
Je dous partir,
These are the last words,
I'll ever speak,
An they'll set me free....

That's not Megadeth is it?

 

[darthal]

"I told you I was Ill"

Shiney penny too whoever gets that one.

spike milligan, sa gaelige

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

I had a moment of something when I just thought of this:
Well, Heaven or Earth, which ever I go promise you'll be next to me.

OR:
By the way the antidote is next to the....

 

[Contun]

A tout le monde,
A tout mes amis,
Je vous aime,
Je dous partir,
These are the last words,
I'll ever speak,
An they'll set me free....

That's not Megadeth is it?

A toute le monde by Megadeth.

 

[ChainsawEnima]

I already decided a long time ago that right before I die, at the top off my lungs I am going to shout

"I REPENT FOR ALL MY SINS"

Y'know, just in case.

 

[Satin6T]

I just want you to know, i blame you the most

 

[similar.squirrel]

'I hope to hell I don't reflexively void my bowels.'

 

[rickheg]

"There is no God. And if I'm wrong, may he strike me down now!!"
*falls dead*
Fun times.

 

[Cortheya]

You can't win darth...If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.