What do you want your last words to be?

[Joa_Belgium]

"When you're tired of this boring crap downstairs, come join me at the top floor where a mean party is going on."

 

[mklnjbh]

"How much are you willing to pay me to fire roman candles out of my arse?....50 pounds? Deal!"

 

[Tyburn Cross]

I think something along the lines of "Oops," would be most appropriate in my case.

 

[lucaro]

no, seriously, i'm immortal, seriously! no, look, see, i can't die, see-

 

[myogaman]

"Respawn in 10..9...8..."

This quote...is filled with WIN.

Mine would be,

"You think death can stop me?! AHAHAHAHAAAAH-"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15tnqRGz9OA#t=5m08s

 

[TheSentinel]

"This was a triumph"
I'm making a note here
huge success."*dies*

 

[FaelarLaelither]

Make sure my name is spelled correctly on the tombsto-

That or: Well that's okay, because I have what you call RAISE DEAD! *dies*
Person: .............Liar, no you don't.

 

[Dirty Saint]

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

 

[Olikunmissile]

"I...had... your mum"

 

[Boxpopper]

*beepbeepbeep*"WHAT THE FUCK-"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!

 

[Pm0n3y]

"Soylent Green...is...is...*dies*"

 

[ScruffyTheJanitor]

"oooh... what does this button d..."

 

[Sacman]

me-"Hey, why did the chiken cross the road?"
someone-"why?"
me-"For a reason you will never find out. BLARGGHH!!!"(dies)

 

[ejb626]

"I've always wanted to tell you this" the person who will most likely be my grandchild or something will lean in closer expecting something meaningful "The cake may be a lie but the pie is the truth" Flatline.
I just wanted to share that phrase I haven't even played Portal I just thought that up while I was eating pie the other day

 

[Ranis]

"Remember that death is not the end, but a only transition"
or
"Wherever I go had better not suck"

 

[DragonChi]

1. KHAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!!! *both fists shaking in the air with anger and emotion*

2. Got Milk?

3. GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!!

4.HA HA..ALL YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES, I HATE YOU ALL MWAHAHAHA...*doctor walks in* "Uh, Mr. Smith? we just found out your not gunna die.." ......"well....isn't THIS awkward..."

5.I faked every orgasm (towards my gf/wife at the time of death)

6.I just farted..its pretty bad. Enjoy *Bleh*

7.and now for something, comPLETELY different....*bleh*

8. *sings the Captain Planet song with all my heart*

9. BTW, in my will, i left everything to the last piece of pie in the fridge. which i regrettably ate this morning. Sorry.

10.the real answer to how many licks it takes to get to the centre of a tootsie roll pop is..is..*Bleh*

 

[T5seconds]

Snake? SNAKE!? SNAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEEEEEE!!??!!

Only replace it with my name

 

[BiscuitsJoe]

"So it goes"

I'm a nerd.

 

[BiscuitsJoe]

5.I faked every orgasm (towards my gf/wife at the time of death)

Are you a dude? Who DOES that?

10.the real answer to how many licks it takes to get to the centre of a tootsie roll pop is..is..*Bleh*

NOOO! I MUST KNOW!

 

[Twilight_guy]

"My only reget is dieiiiinnnnggggggg!!" As I fall off a really tall cliff.