What do you want your last words to be?

[101194]

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

I plan on committing suicide by cop.

God damn it, I hate you I was going to say that, *cries tears of blood*

 

[KarumaK]

"Do you think all those souls I bought as a child will pay my way into heaven?"

or

"Next time you see me, I'll be sitting on a throne of tortured souls"

 

[lwm3398]

Guys! The question to 42 ih-

HARPOONED IN THE THROAT.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Best...Death...EVER!

Cookie for reference.

That or "I told you I was ill"

 

[crudus]

Should I say something clever here?

You still owe me 20 bucks.

Anyone got anything they want to tell Jesus?

though it may not fit here but I am putting this in my will: "All of my worldly possessions go to myself. In the event that I can't be here for whatever reason they will go to...."

I just think it is a good idea to make sure that I get my stuff back if my death is ever faked, I get my stuff back. However, since there is a law that says we can't profit from our crimes, I am pretty sure I lose all of my possessions if I fake my own death.

 

[BrownGaijin]

But Queen Elizabeth said that virgins don't die...

Last one out hit the lights...

Gandolf? Is that you? Last one I swear.

Death is only the beginning. *evil grin as she dies*

Either that or 'This was my best top dammit!'

Cookies for anyone who can get both those references. =]

I believe that the first one is from "The Mummy". I can't figure out the second one. Who wants to share a cookie?

 

[WaffleTron]

"Dickweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......" *Splut* or *Kaboom*
Or.
"Would you shut up, I know what I'm do..." *Splut* or *Kaboom*

 

[ddon]

see you soon *insert old random person nearby here*!

 

[Yoshemo]

funny: "WHOOOOOOOOOOO"

real: "I love you"

 

[Da Joz]

"Screw Flanders"

 

[Jon Etheridge]

Don't worry. This will be easy.

 

[Deleted]

"I ate the last bagel bite."

 

[blankgabriel]

"I ate the last bagel bite."

"FUCK YO-" *dies from lack of bagel bites*

 

[guess who]

"I realy hope I wake up from this."

 

[AWC Viper]

"I regret Nothing". cookie for reference.


failing that, "OMFG HAX"

 

[shwnbob]

"It's just a flesh wound" then die smiling.

 

[Larmo]

Curses, foiled again

or: my new will is kept in the.....

 

[lizards]

1 "taste the rainbow"
2 "ive always wanted to tell you, HURK"
3 "theres a bee on your head"

i would choose one of those

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

"It's been a good ride man, guess this is my stop"