Another Samuel here!
SAMUEL
Gender: Masculine
Usage: English, French, Spanish, Portuguese, Polish, Biblical
Pronounced: SAM-yoo-əl (English), SAM-yəl (English) [key]
From the Hebrew name שְׁמוּאֵל (Shemu'el) which could mean either "name of God" or "God has heard". Samuel was the last of the ruling judges in the Old Testament. He anointed Saul to be the first king of Israel, and later anointed David.
As a Christian name, Samuel came into common use after the Protestant Reformation. Famous bearers include American inventor Samuel Morse (1791-1872), Irish writer Samuel Beckett (1906-1989), and American author Samuel Clemens (1835-1910), who wrote under the pen name Mark Twain.
Fuck being named after God, I'm named after Mark Twain!
EDIT: I only said that due to his awesome tache on his wiki page