What does your name mean on UrbanDictionary?

[jtesauro]

Hmm...bit all over on this one. My given name is Joseph, but I tend to go by Joey, so I used that. Here's what I got.

1. Brit slang. Insult. Term used to denote someone who has performed an act of unparalelled stupidity. The name is an abbreviation of a highly publicised sufferer of cerebral palsy in the 1980's called Joey Deacon. His name lives on in playgrounds and workplaces across the country everytime someone fails to engage their brain. Insult often combined with a forcing of the tongue firmly into the lower lip with an accompanying "mmmmmmmuuhh" sound.
"Mate, you won't believe what Dave just did"

"What?"

"He just sent a text message to his girlfriend Monica telling her that he can still smell her twat on his fingers from last night."

"So?"

"He sent the message to the other 'M' in his phone book by mistake. He's on the phone to his mother now trying to explain."

"Hahahaha. What a fucking Joey."

2. A unique guy, with a great sense of humor
Tall,dark, and handsome
Cuddly like a teddy bear but strong like a man
Gorgeous eyes,and a great conversationalist
Complete package
Total hottie
My Joey Joe Joe
Joey is soooooooooo hot


Yeah.

 

[Kamaitachi]

buy daniel mugs, tshirts and magnets
This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as ...



Tl;Dr im chuck norris.

 

[Scorch_Phoenix]

Mine means Vagina...Honestly.

 

[phoenix352]

1-Eric.

The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.

did you see eric...damn that ***** is fine!

2-Eric.

A term used to describe a mentally retarded cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, erics are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.

Omg! dude last night I saw an eric fly by!!

3-Eric.

a man with a really big penis

Eric has a big penis.

 

[Joa_Belgium]

My real name did provide some interesting information.

Joachim:

A boys name for a godlike person.

Known for his great knowledge and his unbelievable skills in allmost everything he does.

Joachim is the name of a danish prince.

Common nicknames for Joachim:
Jogge
Jolle
Jogze

Hey Joachim. How are you doing?
- I am awsome thx!

Those are some nicknames I never heard. Thanks, but I'll stick with Joa.

Anyhow, just so you know who you're dealing with.
A deity.
A god.
A master of everything.

Now get me pie.

 

[Kamaitachi]

My real name did provide some interesting information.

Joachim:

A boys name for a godlike person.

Known for his great knowledge and his unbelievable skills in allmost everything he does.

Joachim is the name of a danish prince.

Common nicknames for Joachim:
Jogge
Jolle
Jogze

Hey Joachim. How are you doing?
- I am awsome thx!

Those are some nicknames I never heard. Thanks, but I'll stick with Joa. Anyhow, just so you know who you're dealing with. A deity. A god. A master of everything.

Now get me pie.

I am apparently chuck norris...
I believe that is MY pie!

 

[DazZ.]

18 up, 3 down

Dazz is the combination of Disco and Jazz. To bring the best of both worlds is the true definition of Dazz.
Guy1: Did you hear that new joint from Brick.
Guy2: Yeah thats got a good beat. What do you call that?
Guy1: Thats Dazz man, dazz.

74 up, 36 down

1. Man whore of epic proportions. Will screw any woman with two legs.

2. A description of a certain part of the male anatomy.
girl #1: Did you see the size of that Darrell in his pants?
girl #2: I would like to ride that Darrell until he screams!
girl#1: I just love a big Darrell.
girl#2: Yep, the size of the Darrell matters!

Yeah both of those are alright, could be worse!

 

[Joa_Belgium]

My real name did provide some interesting information.

Joachim:

A boys name for a godlike person.

Known for his great knowledge and his unbelievable skills in allmost everything he does.

Joachim is the name of a danish prince.

Common nicknames for Joachim:
Jogge
Jolle
Jogze

Hey Joachim. How are you doing?
- I am awsome thx!

Those are some nicknames I never heard. Thanks, but I'll stick with Joa. Anyhow, just so you know who you're dealing with. A deity. A god. A master of everything.

Now get me pie.

I am apparently chuck norris...
I believe that is MY pie!

I can offer you some cake or tea and crumpets, but no one except me touches the pie.

 

[aaronx83]

1.Pimp in Indian
2.My parents were too lazy to look past the first name in the book
3.The most sexyiest and smartest guy in the world. Straight all the way. Awsome in everything
4.Really #3 is true

 

[Charli]

Apparently I'm an intelligent hard-ass of a slut with an association to fish.

Also I'm someones 'Bud' and their penis.

...Interesting day to be called Charli I must say.

 

[MazzaTheFirst]

Oh wow, didn't think I'd get many results, but hey Wikipedia has a few Mazza results so I gave it a try.

Spoiler

1. mazza

The best thing on the internet. Slick, occasionally silver-tongued rogue. Apparently very good-looking in real life.
Sure, he's hot, but he's got nothing on mazza!

2. mazza


Australian slang for masturbation.
Guy 1: Im so wound up!
Guy 2: Go Mazza man!

3. mazza


Slang term for Marijuana.
You got the cigs and mazza?

4. Mazza


Not holding up to a meeting or a date.
Someone says, "I'll see you at 4:00PM," and then they don't show up.

He pulled a Mazza on us again!

5. Mazza


A nickname for Marilyn Manson you see sometimes on the internet.
Mazza and Twiggles are so together!

6. mazza


Something extremely silly, a very silly person who always says silly thing things, like calling a mixing desk a calculator!
I thought it was a calculator!

7. mazza


mazza is the male, rear end, acting as a badonkadonk for a short period of time.
See, badonkadonk.

 

[bew11]

Brandon: The most AMAZING person alive. (yes it actually said that, you can check)

 

[RickWilde]

Wilde:
To Be wilde is to be gay/homosexual but only as man/man, not lesbian and is a reference to Oscar Wilde.
"Your So Wilde"

Dagnabbit!

 

[ClazzD]

My name is Brandon!

 

[hydroblitz]

Well:

hydro
Marijuana grown indoors using a hydroponics system (tubes and filters with water and fertilizers).

blitz
getting high; the result of inhaling too much smoke or smoking too much weed



(I just picked the two words because they sounded cool.)

 

[Talendra]

Shannon - The coolest, nicest, sexiest, funniest, most amazing best friend you can ever have.

I really like urban dictionary right now!

 

[revolverwolf]

Kristian - 1) A Kristian is someone who is a bit of a goon and is rather clumsy and will do stupid things like tripping on air and walking into doorframes, but they are also very sweet and caring. Kristians are great boyfriends and you will definitely enjoy the sexy times with a Kris. They kinda smell but it's not too bad, mostly of happiness and children's smiles.

"Oh that silly Kristian, walking into a doorframe AGAIN. Ohoho lets go have some tea now because we are British and chortle at his misfortunes."

2) A Jew who won't admit it
"Oi Kristian don't lie you are a Jew!!!"

3) (To pull A..) - To bring to an abrupt end, a thread and/or topic on an Internet message board.
"Oh Mr.Darcey, However will shall we continue our fleeting romance, now that you have pulled a Kristian all over my facebook page". - Pride and Prejudice - J.Austen

 

[VanityGirl]

Vanity= To be obsessed with how you look, to love oneself's image, to think you are the most gorgeous thing on two legsvain; The great affliction of the modern world. The unintentional judgement by one person of another persons suitability as a friend, associate, or future lover based predominantly on their appearance. A society/marketing driven concept


Christi= A generally free-spirited, fun-loving girl. "Christi" is most often short for a boring, stuffier name.


Yeah, I'm basically that awesome.

 

[Lambi]

My real name isn't defined...

My username, on the other hand...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lambi

 

[Fraught]

Well, mine should be pretty obvious.

There are a few other, not-so-obvious ones, but the definitions are so wrong and idiotic that I'm not going to even try to press Ctrl, together with C and V to paste it here.

And everybody knows that every American name on Urban Dictionary says said dude is the awesomest shit in the universe, but lets see what a Scandinavian name brings up.

Spoiler: Johan

Johan 135 up, 39 down

1. Johan means to act super fly or cool.
Oh my god, look at that guy... He's such a johan!


2. Johan 32 up, 10 down

A Johan is someone who pwns very hard at gaming.
"l0l d00d wtf hez liek a Johan ffs!"


3. Johan 43 up, 21 down

Look at that guy, looks like the Hulk. Its a goddam beast.
look at Johan, it is a famous BeastTank


4. Johan

another word for a joint
wanna smoke a johan?
feel like doing a Johan?
johan is nice
shu bean joint boy nizzlee

5. johan 96 up, 105 down

adjective: is used for some one who enjoys more effeminate things such as ballet, and knitting.
"look at that guy, what a johan!"

6. johan 20 up, 39 down

Pronounced "yo-han"
To screw up very easy task or give obviously incorrect information. The phrase was first used on Fangoria Radio on Sirius channel 102, and it has since gained large scale with all horror and comic fans. The word can be used in several language forms.
Examples-
As a verb: "Oh crap, I totally johanned that presentation."
As a noun: "The research had minimal johan's and showed great preparation."
As an adjective: "He wasn't paying attention to his work which caused a very johanian final report."


Let's just leave that last one out. India can go...how do y'say, feck 'tself?