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WestMountain

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"Stupid ginger homosexual bum who pretends to have a girlfriend but really dates blokes

Tom is dating some man from the pub, his life revolves around playing computer games, getting pissed and homosexual activity"



This fits me perfectly if you would take away the homosexual and pub part :p
 

ryustar427

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ryu = dragon
star = friend

I am everyone's dragon-friend (the 427 was random and is therefore irrelevant)
 

Darth Caelum

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My Definitions First
Name: Matthew -Guy from the bible
User Name: Darth (Sith lord Title) Caelum ( Caelum in english means a constellation or Chisel. In Latin (yes it's also Latin) it means heaven.)

Urban Dictionary
Now *typing*
Matthew
1.
a sexy guy that liked the women and has a nice tooth brush
"i love you matthew you so hot, i love your toothbrush"

2.
Of Hebrew origin, meaning "gift of God".

3.
In the bible the name Matthew is based from Saint Matthew, one of the disciples of Jesus. Also The name Matthew is be defined as the gift of God. Some believe that people with the name Matthew have magical powers, but this has not been proven to be true.
Did you see Matthew yesterday, he was acting like he was the gift of God or something.

4.
a name that describe some one as a smoking hot gift from god,also know as the tax collector in the bible and also as a disciple

5.
1. Extremely sexy, smart, and athletic male.
2. Can sometimes be misconstrued as having a big ego or being over confident.
3. Commonly a Leo.

6.
An intelligent, charming, athletic, handsome, loving, and faithful male. This type of male is very rare, in fact, likely the only one in this world. He loves calculus and physics and hopefully this one person.

Darth Caelum
Caelum not Defined (Bastard)

Darth
-Basically a Bad Person.

hmm, so basically i am an Extremely Smart Sexy Guy from the Bible who taxes people and still loves even though he is an Asshole?
SWEET!
 

ezeroast

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ok nothing for Ezeroast but for my real name "Ian"

1 code for a hot guy. cannot be used in the case of females.

2 The kind of guy that will set your entire house on fire if he gets bored.

3 Conversational climax; a mind orgasm eg1 ."I had an ian due to all of the fabulous witty banter!" eg2. "The rubix cube gave me an ian."

But to sum it all up i think this is my favourite

5 Ian is simply perfect, good looking and funny.
He is a rare breed.
eg. "That guy over there must be called Ian."
 

Mcupobob

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Mcupobob means nothing

my first and last name though is pretty intersting Donovan- dark warrrior, dark one, tall chiefan. Lewis- Famous War, Famous Warrior.
 

Chronarch

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There were two for NinjaCat

1: "The end product of months of immense training, in the form of a kitten. In short, the ultimate weapon."

2: "Some ****** who thinks he's a bad*** online, but in reality isn't ****. Yet another nobody who likes bull**** like "lolcats," martial arts (but probably has never bothered to learn any) and using words like "kitteh" and such, while thinking he is some kind of tough guy at the same time. Probably spends most of his income on his addictions of WoW and "adult" anime shows."

That second one is untrue but hilarious(too me at least) at the same time.
 

skithus

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Well... ain't that awesome.


A guy who is really sweet and amazing.
That guy is so a Samuel

Someone that cares too much for his girlfriend. So much he would take a bullet for her. He knows she's special and should be cared for.
Dude:That guy just jumped in front of that girl and took a bullet in the chest for her!

Dude 2:Dude bet his name's Samuel

There is only one. And his last name is Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson starred in a colossal, genre-breaking, hilarious film known as Snakes on a Plane.

He has surpassed Denzel's swagger in my books.
 

HSIAMetalKing

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Samuel-

Someone that cares too much for his girlfriend. So much he would take a bullet for her. He knows she's special and should be cared for.

Dude:That guy just jumped in front of that girl and took a bullet in the chest for her!

Dude 2:Dude bet his name's Samuel


Well that's not very accurate! Even if I had the reflexes to move in front of a speeding bullet, shouldn't I ask myself what my girlfriend did to have someone shooting at her? Maybe she's into some bad shit that I don't want to get mixed up in-- certainly not killed for!
 

Jory

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Jory

An ironic person that is random most of the time. A Jory is funny, gorgeous, caring, mischevious and have a dirty mind. Jorys are a rare find, if you ever even find one, you are one of the luckiest people. Don't ever treat a Jory badly, or else you'll be six feet under.
"Wow, you're so lucky to have a Jory... I wish I had one."

Erm... Thanks.
 

Mr. Socky

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For whatever reason, Misterpinky wasn't defined. Though according to my real name, I'm a stud that everybody likes. I hate it when the internet lies to me.
 

Murriness

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Valerie - Valerie is a VERY sexy women who is also very intelligent. She has beautiful eyes and is sometimes considered to be a savage, but those people know as well as everyone else, that she is trully one of a kind. Dont do anything bad to Valerie, because she WILL come back out on top.

Screw baby name books, I'm going to Urban dictionary for names now. It made me sound feirce.
 

ejb626

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Eric: The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.
I don't care if its my name I can't stand self-promotion on Urban Dictionary!

Eric: A term used to describe a mentally retarded cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, erics are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.
I can only assume this guy didn't like someone named Eric, a kid at my school kept calling me a "ratarded cat" after reading this once.
 

Trafs

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My username isn't defined. Yet.

My real name... well the first definition was "a man with a massive schlong", or "to sex someone up". lol, you just got timmed.
 

Mr.Squishy

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Aby_Z said:
Real name or username?

For real name: Brandon
1.The most amazing person alive.
2.A guy with a huge dick.
3.An erection. Brought on suddenly and without much provocation. The sudden nature of it's manifestation can be summed up in one word BAM!

Apparently, I'm awesome.

Username:Aby (That's the only part I'm given you I guess)
1.THE favorite team to root for anywhere outside of the New 'Yawk' area.
ABY is also the common abbreviation for the time period After the Battle of Yavin in Star Wars /nerd moment

OT: check it out for yourself..some of these I felt were spot-on (hint: it's the ones that inflate my ego) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Daniel
 

Hypocratic Oath

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=terrance

FUCK YOU TOO INTERNET!

Got nothing for hypocratic oath, infact it kept linking me to hypoidiot or hypocritcher.
 

BabySinclair

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Richard

Tall, almost towering, large features, arms, legs. Beautiful heart. Kind, usually reserved about sharing his feelings. Although he is able to communicate well, he feels much more deeply than he speaks. Only those that are close to him will ever really know him. Will see 'it' through even if he is unhappy, his commitment unwavering. Will make many mistakes believing he has made a 'wise' choice. Realizes logic does not bring happiness. Falls in love only once, usually shocking (completely different upbringings) to him. When he does find her, he is relentless in his pursuit. However, it is not calculating, unconsciously he maneuvers his actions to allow himself to be with her. A strong, powerful force, a positive energy, other men are always questioning, "what's so great about Richard?". Spiritual leader. Excellent lover, very good with his entire body, making women fantasize about him regularly. A very thick, yummy kisser. Richard is a kind, good, lovely, beautiful, sweet, aggressive, sensitive man with a consecrated heart. Richard is super sexxy!

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a very tall man, who knows when he finds love and will stop at nothing to get it. the nickname "dick" enrages him and will probably punch you in the arm if you call him that. he enjoys the company of his friends and will gladly change his schedule for them.
person: "Hey, Richard!"
richard: "What?"
person: "Can you change this light bulb?"
richard: "Fine!"
 

aarontg

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Aparently my name means Pimp in some cultures, and my name is Aaron WTF? (what the frig)
 
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1. kron 33 up, 16 down
buy kron mugs, tshirts and magnetscirca 1998 internet personality distinguished by excessive use of the phrase "you stupid fucking ****, you idiot"
Kron engage in anal intercourse with my mother prolapsed her rizectum
by RJ Douchington Nov 19, 2003 share this

2. Kron 17 up, 12 down
buy kron mugs, tshirts and magnetsAbbreviation of the word chronic, used to describe the potency of THC in marijuana. When used with the word 'nuff it emphasizes the kroness of the marijuana. Kron isn't specific to to marijuana but it is most commonly used in that way.
"Hey Kris! This bud is 'nuff kron!"

"hey dougal snort this ketamine....."

"You're jibbin' me out!"
kron kronic nuff weed marijuana cannabis bud smoke stoned high thc potent
by Dougal Caston Aug 14, 2007 share this

3. Kron 1 up, 4 down
buy kron mugs, tshirts and magnetsV.P. of the group right hand man to Group Leader a.k.a the President, is a vicious hook swinging, headkick throwing animal. if you want to be put in an arm bar, rear naked, or you just wanna hangout and skate be at parkside a6 coleman *****!
Guy #1 I was partying with Kron the other day and he randomly threw me in a flying scissor heel hook man!

Guy #2 Weird, i partied with him and he showed me how to 180 to switch kickflip.

Guy #1 Well either way he's a cool badass ************, i'm gonna txt him right meow!


(i thought #3 might have actually been about me until the skateboarding reference)