What does your name mean on UrbanDictionary?

[Shaegor]

Well I'll be, they actually have my description.

"A really cool guy, nice once you get to know him. He isn't the best looking guy in the world but makes a great pal and will take care of his friends and his woman. Dislikes most people upon meeting them. Saves time from hating them later. Falls in love at first sight once a year. Never gets that girl though. Some day he will. Also extremely funny and sarcastic."

The name's Karl btw.

 

[GrinningManiac]

To pull an Alasdair, you must make constant jokes that are consistantly not funny.
The act of inserting your penis up one's nose and pissing in it.
The act of perverting over girls at least seven years older than you.
An Alasdair is a person who is clever, smart and talented. They tend to adore Pokemon and are easily lured from their homes by the promise of apples and trampolines.
A clumsy person, who farts alot of and tries to fit in but fails miserably


Of ALL these facts, only that "I can be tempted by promises of apples" is true

UrbanDictionary will pay some day

 

[AoGenius]

wtf, someone really has it in for me out there...

1. Idan

An extremely stupid person. Someone with very limited mental capacity. An idiot. Idans can be found almost everywhere (schools, universities, workplaces etc.) Idans do not have the mental capacity to understand that they are stupid or that they are being used. Idans are the source of most problems is our society today.
John: 1+1=?
Mark: Uhm, I'm not sure...
John: You're such an Idan!

 

[silasbufu]

Well I wrote Silas:
1. A very unique individual who is sweet. He makes good food and treats you well. He is handsome and funny.
2. Kick ass character from the Da Vinci code, also an albino catholic monk.
The only reason to read the Da Vinci code is just for Silas, because he is the best character.
3. A person who can't get enough of women, and vagina .
he lives in vagina house.
4.(noun) To be freaking awesome, sexy, and have a rather large dick.
(adj) To add emphasis on the awesomeness and sexiness of someone or something.
(Prop. Noun) If someone is named Silas, you are not worthy. You should be bowing down to his awesomeness and epicness.

Not making it up...awesome

 

[Wilfy]

Will: Brown hair, green eyes, buff body, that defines a will. total sex on legs

Wilfy: Not defined yet, but apparently soya is close

 

[Xanadeas]

Heheh... hahaha.... Oh god that's hilarious.

Tyrell:
A name describing the dominant male. Violent with the mind of a serial killer with fast reflexes and incredible techniques. Very dangerous to be around if you're a male. Irresistible to females and very protective of those he chooses not to kill. Hardly ever merciful and enjoys the sight of pain and gushing body fluids.
Victim: "No, Tyrell, please don't kill me!" Tyrell: "Muwahahaha! Yes beg for you're life!" -squish- -rip- scream- -gush-

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

"-awesome beyond comparison (adj.)
-stunningly handsome and suave (adj.)
-able to attract large numbers of women without using any effort (verb)
-able to do all things exceedingly well (verb)

a masculine and sexy Scandinavian man; one whom you wish was a Viking, so he could pillage you.

To be in good company no matter where you are. Usually athletic, strong, good looking, tall, and commands attention when walking into a room. Also associated with ruling as a king."

Ya that sounds pretty good.

 

[Kyle 2175]

This apparently:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kyle

Urban Dictionary is generally a load of crap though.

 

[Captain Schpack]

I just defined it myself. It means Captain Idiot/Retard in German. yayy

 

[soren7550]

I tried both of my usernames. Nothing.

Is this some sort of hidden meaning that I'm worthless or something?

 

[ribonuge]

Matt:

Ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men possessing this name are also well endowed.

Well at least I am some sort of a god. I always had suspicions.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Onyx

Wow. Definition 6 is actually my political view.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Magnus: An adjective used to describe greatness.
It was inspired after the word "Magna" that means "great".
The word is usually used to give something a high degree, and can be used to refer to a leader.It can also be used to describe greatness in objects or subjects.

I feel good now...

 

[GrimmjowPantera]

Real name: Johnny
Definition:
1. a street name for a condom
also a name for a person
ì slapped the johnny on and rammed her

2. (n.) Street name for the Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD/ADHD) drug ritalin (methylphenidate) that is commonly used as an alertness aid for both partying and studying. Named in honor of the late actor John Ritter.
Phil: Hey Wendy, are we going to tear it up tonight?
Wendy: Of course! I took a johnny, so I'll be dancing till dawn!
Phil: Awesome! Me too!

Wendy: Hey Phil, did you finish that big term paper in time?
Phil: Yeah, no problem! I took a johnny and cranked all night.

THE BEST AND MOST TRUE ONE:
word used for guys that are full of hotness and are sexpots.
Random girl on the street: OMG look at that johnny over there! hes full of hotness just like that urbandictionary definition says!

Username:
Definition:
No definition.

 

[HannesPascal]

"Hannes
1:One of the Finnish definitions of coolness
OMG look at that guy he is soo Hannes
or
What? No way! You're not Hannes enough for me by far!

2:Someone who refuses to speak in the same language as the person they are talking to, and instead speak in another language not known by the audience.
A -"Ni jiao shenme mingzi?"
B - "Huh What's he saying?"
C - "Don't mind him - it's just Hannes"

3: a swedish definition of being extremely hairy!"

 

[Sleekgiant]

Robert-The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He?s sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He isn?t concerned with himself at all, but instead he?s concerned with other people. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. He takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. And he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. Robert is so wonderful, it?s almost impossible to find the words to match.

 

[justblues]

Brandon -

An erection. Brought on suddenly and without much provocation. The sudden nature of it's manifestation can be summed up in one word BAM!

 

[Luffie]

ume - A not uncommon phenomina, where during masturbation, the ejaculation occurs in an unintended fashion, and the 'man juice' spurts out in an explosion-like manner, splattering everywhere, including undesirable places i.e. desk, keyboard, face

oh dear god..
whyyy? this must be changed

 

[Ekonk]

Well my username is complete gibberish and doesn't mean anything.

"Marius" yield strange results. A person who is sexually attracted to owls, or a being that has been cryogenically frozen.

 

[Disaster Button]

My name, Adam:

a goofy,funny,crazii,outgoing,loving person!
a guy with this name is amazing. he is adorable and very caring person. he will always be there for you. he might have the nicknamegoober. he can make you laugh no matter what,even if ur having the worst day ever. some people may call him weird or strange, but if he wasnt all of those things then he wouldn't be goober. he is a remarkable person,trustworthy, and an awesome friend.

I quite like it.

There is none for my username.