What does your name mean on UrbanDictionary?

[Hollock]

my username
it's offensive

Spoiler

The greatest person the world has ever seen. A slick ass mothafucker nigga with a big dick to match. Refer to nigga lick

my real name (full name) Someone who loves to drink. a crazy-assed individual with orgasmic sexual skills, but is trying to keep a low cover. A guy who is smart and has a big penis

 

[Marmalade]

Filip:

The very essence of sexyness, has very much money, and makes it rain on them hoes. also likes to wear alot of gold.
Filip also is a word that can also be used instead of "chick magnet"
dammm that Filip is a boss,
Oh my god, i love Filip
Filip always gets all the girls

Also:

an other word for "god";
godlike person

Both are awsome.

 

[Eggsnham]

David.

A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.
I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.

Hell yeah.

 

[Ciarang]

[b]Ciaran:[/b]

A sexy-licious Irishman who has an extremely nice jelly which Leah-Anne should keep her nasty paws off. Anyways, back to ciaran. He has a very advanced case of sexy-itis. You get the picture.

...Yay?

 

[Gincairn]

While my username wasn't listed my real name was, and I liked it

The kind of guy that will set your entire house on fire if he gets bored.

conversational climax; a mind orgasm.

code for a hot guy. cannot be used in the case of females.

 

[NotAPie]

Andrew:
Ultra cool, Usually hot or at least sort of cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser
"Man, is Andrew cool. I wish I was him..."
Also, it says this:
the modern day superman, makes little asian kids cry by hitting them with pillows.
Damn right.

 

[BNguyen]

well, I'd rather not put my first name but I got a hoot out of my last name

Nguyen

Pronounced (Nah-you-jen). An ancient clan that resides in the Himalayan Mountain region. The clan runs a kindergarten for super-asians in training, in which one boy will graduate to succeed the Nguyen clan. The Nguyens are known for their high tech chainsaw-ninja skills.
There is no example, for all Nguyen attacks are unable to be recorded for fear of death by chainsaw.


A last name invented to piss off the telemarketers.
"Hello, may I speak with Mr. or Mrs....nag...nuh...umm...forget it."

"Ha. Nguyen, 1. Telemarketers,0"

 

[tomtom94]

My surname comes out as someone really cool.
No seriously.
"Whatever you do, you'll never be as cool as x"

Don't know about my username.

 

[Xyphon]

..... I now love my last name.

Suter

Otherwise known as "Kama Suter," this confirmed badass enjoys dropkicking midgets in the teeth and then teabagging them while they writhe in agony on the ground.


L.M.F.A.O

 

[cathou]

my user name is not defined...

how ever, my real name catherine is :

An amazing individual who beasts at everything. She takes crap from no one and makes people laugh like there's no fucking tomorrow. Sweet most of the time but will shut a ***** up quick. Shes athletic and loves music.. and shes a sexy piece of ass as well.

ahhh sweet...

a girl who never gives up hope never lets out how she feels and keeps it all locked up inside she tries to laugh but life isnt a joke.shes pretty wonderful.

sweet too...

An amazing and wonderful girl. Smart, lovable, beautiful and would make any guy happy. Shes gorgeous on the outside as well as in the inside. Athletic and funny. She knows how to have a good time anywhere and is a hella good kisser.

i like that web site...

Hella orgasmic cosmopolitan mama with no babies. Wicked, happy, and the sexiest piece of ass your pearly whites will never sink in to

so swee... hum, well, it's nice... i guess...

Catherine is an acronym for Clearly A Truly Hot Example Regarding Immortal Necrophiliac Elves.
"That girl over there is so CATHERINE right now"

huh ? what ??

 

[Deus Encarmine]

It did't came up with anything for my username, but for my real name
Filip (wich is pronounced as same as Philip, but is spelled differently)

The very essence of sexyness, has very much money, and makes it rain on them hoes. Also likes to wear alot of gold.
Filip also is a word that can also be used instead of "chick magnet"

dammm that Filip is a boss,
Oh my god, i love Filip
Filip always gets all the girls

Now you know that Urban Dictionary speaks true

Also:

a common male name in Croatia
originated from greek word philia, which could be translated as friendship

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

Well my real name is Angus. This is what i got, i think im rather satisfied.

1.A nice brand of beef, and a great guitar player for a great band, AC/DC.

2.Really kick-ass guitar player for the greatest band ever, ACDC

3.MacGyver's first name

4.A young man who is extremely charming. One to be completely in love with. Very funny, but also capable of deep conversations. A wonderful "catch."

(why thank you, strangely i do find myself to be an easy person to get into deep conversations with)

5.A superior breed of asian men who possess a rather small and weak brain in comparasion to their large and buff muscles, accumulated from working out every single day and playing (preferably at least 2) sports. While his outer appearance may be that of a buff, tall, tough manly man, on the inside, he is still a small, tenderhearted child.The plural form of Angus is Angi (pronounced like AN-GEE)

(^that^ one is a bit strange)

Yeah thats right...I'm awsome.

 

[Tolerant Fanboy]

For my last name:

probably the coolest kick-ass jews on the planet. If you ever meet one consider yourself the luckiest person on earth. They are known to have extremely attractive features, with insanely amazing abilities. Chances are if they have blue eyes and brown hair, everyone wants to f*** them.

Also, "outre; a state of enlightened subconsciousness"

Nice.

 

[Xorghul]

Since Xorghul didn't show up with anything I thought I'd just put two of the explenations for both halfs of the name together. So, err..it means an alternative west indian way to say girl...?

xor
Exlusive "or". Meaning one or the other, but not both. In English, "or" is often meaning xor, and the computer "or" (meaning one or the other or both) is and/or.

"xor" is used in most computer syntax.
1: Chineese XOR Pizza
2: if (x==1 xor y==1) then ...
(meaning If x equals 1 or y equals 1 but not both, then ...

ghul
A west indian way to say girl.

 

[AyrSuppli]

The definition of Seth is awesome. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=seth

1. An overly-long Urban Dictionary entry.
2. The ancient Egyptian god of chaos, the embodiment of hostility and even of outright evil. He is also a god of war, deserts, storms, and foreign lands. As the god of deserts he protects the caravans which travel through the desert, but he also causes sandstorms which bring him into conflict with the fertility god Osiris. The two are adversaries and in the Osiris myths, Seth killed his brother and scattered the remains all over Egypt. Seth belongs to the Ennead of Heliopolis and is the son of Geb and Nut (or Re and Nut). He is the brother of Osiris, Isis, and Nephthys, who is sometimes given as his consort, although Seth blah blah blah...
3. An extremely cool kid, often dresses nice, wear sunglasses, is egotistical, intelligent, has a high income, and drinks Red Bull on the rocks quite often.
4. Seth is the person who is one of the craziest, happy, smart, and amazing guy you will ever meet. With just a few words and a couple of funny jokes, Seth will make you feel very good about yourself,no matter what kind of day you are having.
5. The third person to ever be named by man, means "granted"; Adam and Eve's third child after Cain killed Able.
6. An amazing, kind, caring, compassionate person with a large heart and an amazing mind. One who is extremely intelligent and sensitive as well. One with the bluest eyes you will ever, ever see. Also one who "pwns the world" so to speak. Pwnation across the mofoin' nation? Hells yeah.
10. Someone who can improve your day merely by telling a joke.
11. A super cool person whose got great hair on his head. Totally hot and loves to go to the stores Zoo York, and Zumiez. He is very popular and hot. Loves to skateboard and ride his bike. Funny, athletic, cool, awsome, friendly, cute, and WONDERFUL. You will surely fall in love.
12. One who's stories are far taller than his short status. No matter what you've done he's done it twice as fast, twice as good, and three times cooler. His ego usually overshadows his stature, which is typically on the shorter side of the spectrum.
17. Seth is a boy destined to marry Chasity. He is kind an sweet. He is however the god of Chaos so watch out! He follows his gut and does what he knows is right.
19. a extremely hott ass emo guy, and looks like ryan gosling.
21. A hott ass emo boy. Enjoys writing poetry. IZ totally in love with a hot ass emo girl, Emily. Will knock ur ass out if u curse at him. And will totally kill ur ass if u hit or even think bout Emily. Hatez Joe, a suicidal asshole and a major dumass. Likez the bandz Avenged Sevenfold, AFI, Evanessence, SlipKnot, and pretty much any other band like the onez listed here. And once again a totally emo sexi boy.

So... apparently I'm pretty popular... XD These are 12 out of the 21 definitions listed. The other ones are like "gay fatty" and other crap not worth mentioning... I do have blue eyes, I don't skate, and I'm sort of a half emo (and Avenged Sevenfold, AFI, Evanescence, Slipknot, etc. are pretty sweet!!). But I'm 6 feet, so I doubt #12 really applies here...
Nice. XD

 

[xagira]

My username isn't defined, but my real name turns up: A girl's name for the coolest person you will ever meet.

Awesome.

 

[TheSentinel]

A lot of results, but this is the best of the bunch.

Sentinel

A word that has no ture definiton because of the fact that it means so many different things. When you use this word in a conversation the only way for it to make sense is for the other person to at least be somewhat knowlegeable in the topic you are talking about. It usually is something that you will find in a video game. In one case Sentinel is actually the name of a video game for ps1. If you use this word when talking to someone about video games that isn't very knowlegeable but pretends they know what they are talking about, they will not even think for a split-second that what your are saying isn't true. Even people who know video games might get fooled if you just slip this wor din to your conversation because of normal it will sound. Typing this word in on google will bring up 7,500,000 links. This pretty much speaks for itself.

 

[AyrSuppli]

"Murder" spelled backwards.
Blood.
Heroin and alcohol mixed together.
and...uh, something I don't want to mention.

O.O OMGWTFBBQ
I think I might just vomit. X6

 

[Liam1390]

Apparently I have the best name in the universe- http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Liam

 

[bobknowsall]

Definition of Luke:

Someone that is totally beastly and pwns everyone around him.

"Dude, you know Jake?"

"Ya."

"He is totaly a Luke"

(Other definitions included "great leader" and "enormously well-hung chap". Clearly there are several Lukes on Urban Dictionary, and they've all got egos that have attained their own gravitational pull. XD)