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wierdman51

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michael
A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.

oh my god, how cery interesting, this is how im described very often.... except the parts about the girls sadly, its true....... interesting.....
 

Squaseghost

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Jacob-
3 definitions

1.
romantic and very loving person
vary kind hearted
a fighter and a lover
bold
has anger issues often
falls for girls easy but gets over them well
never scared of anybody
and loves loves loves sports
jacob is the sweetest most kind hearted guy i have ever met said brittney.

2.
A guy who is awesomely cool, and perfect in every way. Flowers bloom where he walks, and people pay him just to look at them.
"Hey, is that God's brother? Nope, it's Jacob."

3.
undefinable, indescribable lad.
I am so in love with Jacob.

GO ME
 

Levitas1234

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Levitas
Levitas is latin for lighting and it is also my username on the escapist.

Example
Hey levitas sure is one fine member of the escapist

Its not cheating its being crafty D:
 
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I literally found this on the site. No joke.

Probably the best looking person ever. He is smart and daring. He also gets all of the ladies. Gabriel was the first billionnaire president of the world. He also spells shit however he wants so don't correct him.He is tight with chuck norris, and hes gods other son. In essence he is t3h hax0rs.
Damn dude, you're such a Gabriel for hooking up with Jessica Alba

Thanks you're quite a Gabriel yourself!
 

Sir Kemper

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XD, Here's mine:


A manly man who could easily kick your ass and treats his girlfriend right.

Man don't mess with him he's a kemper.

Thats the best.

The other ones include a synonom for fail, a sexual slang for er.... "Releasing", and Increasing the blood pressure and suicidal tendicies of others.

Sounds about me, no?
 

berault

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nothing showed up for my username, which came to no surprise.

My actual name though came up with this:

a complete pimp/stoner who everyone likes and who gets all the girls

That Guy Is Definantly A Jesse..
Oh Man What A Jesse!
 

Decy19

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Vek Supreme ruler of all beings, highest ranking mortal on earth, spawn of Canada, your mother's dream man
Lord Vek has taken your sister's heart and captured her soul, only to cheat on her with your mother. this makes me feal great mostly cuz its true
 

JupiterBase

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JUPITER


adj: Large or incredibly awesome. The best.

Eric: I had us tickets to a Van Halen show but they were stolen.

Shane: Jupiter! I love Van Halen I can't wait!
large awesome best neptune head

BASE


A pure and potent form of amphetamine, comes in a crystaline lump rather than a powder (although is normally cut before use).
"Mmmm, that base is nice and soft, cut me a line."

WTF?

As for my real name...

Kyle: A generous, outgoing guy who goes out of his way for his friends. Can be sweet and caring towards people, he has a laid back and calm approach. Truthful, gullable, lovely and Sexy. Can be a bit of a stress head at times, can also hold grudges for a long period of time. Nice to get to know, easy to fall in love with.

-The name Kyle comes from the Scottish origin. In Scottish The meaning of the name Kyle is: Strait. Channel. Narrow. Used as both a surname and first name.
-The name Kyle is a baby boy name. The name Kyle comes from the Gaelic origin. In Gaelic The meaning of the name Kyle is: A place-name referring to the narrows; a wood or a church-Also an Irish origin.

fucking awesome...
 

mechanixis

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If you ask me, this is a pointless exercise. Search any given name on urban dictionary and you'll find the following:

Male name:
1. WURD FOR STUPID PEEPLE, HE'S A DUMASS 2. WERD FOR AWESUM PEOPLE, HE'Z AWESUM

Female name:
1. WORD FOR SLUTTY STUPID ***** 2. WERD FOR MY GIRLFREND I LUV HER AND SHE'S GREAT IN BED LOL

Why doesn't anyone seem to realize Urban Dictionary is one of the internet's filthy undercarriages?
 

SonicKoala

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Lance:

1. An alpha male. Highly respected, a great and loyal friend. Has a hard exterior, yet an insight about life beyond others. Rarely lets people see him be vulnerable, he hides his kind heart from most people, for protection.

2. A crazy pirate. He goes after the booty and gets it.

Thanks, Urban Dictionary! I had no idea how fucking awesome I was until now.
 

GruntOwner

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An unwanted erection or an enormous schlong... Go me?

It also means the Red King in irish, dewy in latin and a generally awesome bloke who can destroy people by blinking in american.

Gruntowner Isn't defined yet.
 

ultrachicken

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My urban dictionary definition is: "Someone who likes to look themselves up on Urban Dictionary."

The actual origin of my name is that I'm a tyrant...
 

MurderousToaster

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Mine isn't defined.

Doesn't seem like they care much for violent kitchen appliances.

Just tells me what I already know about my real name, that it's a name of Scottish ancestry.
 

Obrien Xp

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The name Brian is of Celtic origin and means; Strength and Honor. He is a very intelligent guy, who keeps his priorities straight and is extremely well rounded. Not only is he smart, but he is athletic, handsome, sexy, funny, and a great guy to hang out around. Trust me his somewhat klutzy personality can be funny when he plays the role. He can often be very dramatic, in the good way. He is one of those guys that you can just share about anything with. He instantly just gains your trust. He is very reliable. Brian will always be there for a friend, no matter what the conditions. Brian is very creative and loves to contribute ideas. He has dreams of changing the world, and making it a better place for all to live. He is always true to who he is. He is a natural born leader, who can lead a group of people yet still have time for each individual. Only the lucky girls will get to be in a relationship with this guy, but anyone can be his friend.

"Man isn't he dreamy. He is such a Brian."

"That's my best bud right there. He is the greatest Brian ever."

"Everyone bow down to the Brian."

"Only a Brian can save all of humanity".

"He just pulled a Brian."

brian brain bryan hot sensitive wise handsome great friend leader strong one honor trust

1. A guy who's heart is captured by the same girl always yet lives his life as if she didn't exist when she's not around.
2. Term for the best guy friend conversationalist. Someone you can vent to an actually get feedback and opinions.
3. A reliable "lean on me" kinda friend
1. "God, he's really in denial about that girl---he's acting like a Brian."
2. She thanked him for listening and named him her Brian.
3. "You've been such a Brian to me since I met you. Thanks for always being there for me."

A highly intelligent guy who is handsome, funny, sexy, a great kisser. Basically the TOTAL PACKAGE! A guy that every woman wants to be with, but only the hot ones get the privilege of having him.

******
I cut out the in-appropriate parts. I also put in bold the parts that don't apply to me. I'm not athletic but, I probably could be if I cared or tried. I do want to make the world a better place, but in doing so I'll have to rule it with an iron fist.
 

Guttural Engagement

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Mine, is... fucking... AWESOME!

Search up Bryce to see all the awesome ones (Seriously, search it up; I was SO surprised, hahaha)
(They all relate to being good with women, being good in bed, or being awesome XD)

My Favorite Result:

A guy who is a complete womanizer. Usually seen walking with a pack of girls with him. More often than not one of said girls will be in his bed later that night. Can be a manwhore at times but he is still an overall cool person.

Guy: Woah that dude is with 4 girls, is he gay?
Girl: No, that's just Bryce man; he's such a pimp dude!

Second Favorite result:

A guy who is excellent in bed, and you are amazed of his capabilities.
 

AwesomeExpress

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Dave:
1. Beloved
2. Better than David
3. The Model of Perfect. No man can come close to the glory of that which is Dave. Dave's are artistic and funny always knowing how to lay down a good massage. Skills that come with Dave include major dexterity in all matters and extentions of limbs and the what not. Daves have the largest units, brains, and balls. Don't mess with a Dave.
 

Grayjack

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Kevin

basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.

How is kevin good looking and smart at the same time?.



Damn I'm awesome. But I suck at sports, and interacting with anyone except my friends and family.