What Dungeons & Dragons Character Class Are You?

[The Great JT]

I got Wizard.

Figures, I never seem to get "God" in those things...

 

[Jake the Snake]

Wizard. Yup, that's me. Mister evil spammy caster.

 

[Mr. Purple]

.< *crosses fingers*.

 

[Serenegoose]

Yay, Wizard! *casts invisibility, runs away*

I'd just dig being a wizard for the magic powers. In reality I'd be whatever class didn't fight, opting for a more sedentary life in a safe, walled city. I mean, I'd pay a guard to come and reassure me every morning that there were definitely, absolutely, still no orcs, goblins, gnolls, kobolds, or other creatures intent on pilfering/burning my valuables/me in the city.

 

[Aisaku]

The Wizard in me disproves of how blatantly obvious the answers intended for clerics were. So I got Wizard in the quiz, meh. Cleric's actually my favored class. I enjoy helping people get along, getting to know them and helping strangers.Wizard is a second favorite, figuring ways to work around the limits of spells is always fun.

 

[Wintermoot]

Wizard although I was epecting Fighter or Rouge

 

[Vohn_exel]

Take this quiz [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/112.92-Wizard]

Sweet, I'm a wizard. Thats what I love to play too . Well, unless there's a bard (but thats only because I can sing.)

 

[Whichi]

My Cloistered Cleric Knowledge Devotion abuser had a 2nd level spell which granted +5 to Knowledge checks for 10 min/level, +10 bonus if you followed a god with the Knowledge Domain (hey, what do you know). I pumped all of my skills into Knowledge, and with that +10 bonus, I ended up getting between a +3 and +5 to attack and damage for half an hour a day at level 3. We'd found a +2 mace, and my cleric was the one best suited to use it so, I ended up with a 1d6+2 base, +3 strength, +5 knowledge, +2 Bull Strength, with a total +13 attack bonus,(+13/1d6+12) for several encounters. The barbarian was jealous. DM was thinking of calling shenanigans on it.

My Druid Summoner's critters ended up with ridiculous stats after all the feats too. Like +10 natural armor, fast healing 3, bonuses to grapple, +4 Str/Con, +3 attack, +1d6 cold damage, double duration. For some reason, the DM had no problem with any of this.

No one wants to hear a grown barbarian cry... its very OOC.

 

[Calatar]

Rogues are the first person asked to join the party and the last person in the
party given trust. Is that fair, I ask you?

Yes. Certainly in my party.

Rogues are the first ones into
harm's way and the first ones out.

FIXED

Wizards and
Sorcerers wax poetic about the power of their spells, but spell-casters fall
faster before Rogues than any other class.

That's because the Rogue FAILED THEIR GODDAMN WILL SAVE AND NOW THEY'RE BACKSTABBING ME.

Clerics and Druids babble about the
glories of their faith, but the brooch that holds their robes closed was taken
from a chest whose traps were disabled by a Rogue, its lock picked by a Rogue
because -- let's be honest -- their janitors don't do windows and their gods
don't do chests.

Remember all those times when you "failed" your search check then told me it's safe to open the door? Yeah, don't think I forgot about those fireball traps.

So show a little respect, understood? Don't worry. I'll stay loyal... just as
long as I'm well paid.

And as long as we fight nothing that can cast Confuse or Dominate.

 

[Nieroshai]

I got the Fighter, but I honestly would be a Paladin. Close enough I guess.

 

[Exo-Mike]

Yay I got Rogue!

Never played D&D but mabye I should

Thank you quiz guy

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Bard

I kid I kid
I got wizard...except I hate playing wizards =\

 

[ALKATRAZACAZ]

Fighter/Weapons Master/Barbarian all rolled up into one unstoppable killing machine

 

[bushwhacker2k]

Seems like Cleric/Wizard are the most common, I got a cleric even though I'm one of the least religious people I know. >_>

Also, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rouge_%28cosmetics%29, feel free to either stop spelling rogue incorrectly or just punch yourself.

 

[Veldrenor]

I had difficulty choosing at the "movie you'd rather see" question, I like both "The Prestige" and "Ocean's Eleven" equally. What's interesting is if I pick one I'm a wizard but if I pick the other I'm a rogue, so I guess I'm actually a Spellthief or one of the other rogue/wizard hybrid classes. Sounds like a proper fit to me.

 

[Orange Lazarus]

Well I was hoping for bard, but it seems wizard is what i get.

 

[klakkat]

Weezard, according to this thing.

More complicated tests usually peg me as a fighter/wizard. A few even go for fighter/rogue/wizard. I apparently am not much for specialization, unless it's on something cool like Magic (since that seems to be the one constant).

Disliked the "what movie would you rather see" question since I hate movies in general, but the least crap one was Jarhead, since it's a rather sarcastic look at military life, and compared to the massive shit that is all the other options, it looks like fucking strawberry sorbet.

 

[klakkat]

Clerics and Druids babble about the
glories of their faith, but the brooch that holds their robes closed was taken
from a chest whose traps were disabled by a Rogue, its lock picked by a Rogue
because -- let's be honest -- their janitors don't do windows and their gods
don't do chests.

Remember all those times when you "failed" your search check then told me it's safe to open the door? Yeah, don't think I forgot about those fireball traps.
And as long as we fight nothing that can cast Confuse or Dominate.

Knock + Mage Hand makes rogues almost useless, as long as you don't run into too many traps in one day. And if you do, well, send the Paladin in first. He'll survive, and if not, you'll buy the spell to get him back.