What Dungeons & Dragons Character Class Are You?

[Calatar]

Rogues are the first person asked to join the party and the last person in the
party given trust. Is that fair, I ask you?

Yes. Certainly in my party.

Rogues are the first ones into
harm's way and the first ones out.

FIXED

Wizards and
Sorcerers wax poetic about the power of their spells, but spell-casters fall
faster before Rogues than any other class.

That's because the Rogue FAILED THEIR GODDAMN WILL SAVE AND NOW THEY'RE BACKSTABBING ME.

Clerics and Druids babble about the
glories of their faith, but the brooch that holds their robes closed was taken
from a chest whose traps were disabled by a Rogue, its lock picked by a Rogue
because -- let's be honest -- their janitors don't do windows and their gods
don't do chests.

Remember all those times when you "failed" your search check then told me it's safe to open the door? Yeah, don't think I forgot about those fireball traps.

So show a little respect, understood? Don't worry. I'll stay loyal... just as
long as I'm well paid.

And as long as we fight nothing that can cast Confuse or Dominate.

 

[Nieroshai]

I got the Fighter, but I honestly would be a Paladin. Close enough I guess.

 

[Exo-Mike]

Yay I got Rogue!

Never played D&D but mabye I should

Thank you quiz guy

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Bard

I kid I kid
I got wizard...except I hate playing wizards =\

 

[ALKATRAZACAZ]

Fighter/Weapons Master/Barbarian all rolled up into one unstoppable killing machine

 

[bushwhacker2k]

Seems like Cleric/Wizard are the most common, I got a cleric even though I'm one of the least religious people I know. >_>

Also, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rouge_%28cosmetics%29, feel free to either stop spelling rogue incorrectly or just punch yourself.

 

[Veldrenor]

I had difficulty choosing at the "movie you'd rather see" question, I like both "The Prestige" and "Ocean's Eleven" equally. What's interesting is if I pick one I'm a wizard but if I pick the other I'm a rogue, so I guess I'm actually a Spellthief or one of the other rogue/wizard hybrid classes. Sounds like a proper fit to me.

 

[Orange Lazarus]

Well I was hoping for bard, but it seems wizard is what i get.

 

[klakkat]

Weezard, according to this thing.

More complicated tests usually peg me as a fighter/wizard. A few even go for fighter/rogue/wizard. I apparently am not much for specialization, unless it's on something cool like Magic (since that seems to be the one constant).

Disliked the "what movie would you rather see" question since I hate movies in general, but the least crap one was Jarhead, since it's a rather sarcastic look at military life, and compared to the massive shit that is all the other options, it looks like fucking strawberry sorbet.

 

[klakkat]

Clerics and Druids babble about the
glories of their faith, but the brooch that holds their robes closed was taken
from a chest whose traps were disabled by a Rogue, its lock picked by a Rogue
because -- let's be honest -- their janitors don't do windows and their gods
don't do chests.

Remember all those times when you "failed" your search check then told me it's safe to open the door? Yeah, don't think I forgot about those fireball traps.
And as long as we fight nothing that can cast Confuse or Dominate.

Knock + Mage Hand makes rogues almost useless, as long as you don't run into too many traps in one day. And if you do, well, send the Paladin in first. He'll survive, and if not, you'll buy the spell to get him back.

 

[carpathic]

I'm a wizard?

Really?

Kinda cool I guess.

 

[Kitteh]

I got fighter, but I usually am a level 22 Vice President.

 

[lokiduck]

hehe I got a wizard with fits because I'm a magic fighting distance type. My other two characters, the Misanthrope that is heavily oppionated and hated of hypocritical religions got a cleric XD That description fits him so must though XD. My other character who is a villain and cunning for a Rogue and BOY does that fit him XD

 

[fanklok]

Defining classes by age old cliches E staff for shame. When I took the quiz I just went down the list and named the class the choice was for.

 

[Devin Parker]

I got Wizard. Which is fine, though I usually get Cleric when I do these things.

Of course, it might have something to do with the creator of the quiz thinking that wanting to read "The Da Vinci Code" would indicate any serious interest in religion. I could have gone with Cleric, but the knowledge of what I had to do to get it would hang like a badge of shame in my heart.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

I got rogue and I suppose I could agree with such things. In any D&D based CRPG I've played, my party was generally lead by a rogue. Neverwinter Nights had to be a jerk about the whole thing of course by being all but unplayable in the early sections as anything safe a fighter/barbarian/paladin. That whole 6 HP, armor and weapon restrictions and low attack bonuses meant that the early game was often a matter of scraping through an encounter, resting to full health and doing it again. The first hours of that game would draaaaaag.

I've never played the pen and paper version of the game, mostly because I've never met a person who plays the pen and paper game that I would actually want to associate with. I'm sure there are plenty of fine people who play the game but the ones I've met have been universally useless lumps of unwashed flesh who suffer from enormous social inadequacy and tend to engage in conversations that infuriate me at every turn.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Rouge! Hells to the yes! Though I've never actually played a Rogue... just started playin D&D recently and I've played a stealthy dual wielding Ranger, and an Assassin instead of an actual Rogue though, but it's the play style the counts right? Haha

Also enjoy my Dragonborn barbarian very muchly though. Nice to take a more direct approach every now and then.

Not really. The rogue is, very generally, that guy in the party who can actually DO stuff. Sure they can't loose an arrow with the skill of a ranger, or tromp about in heavy armor and wade deep into the ranks of the enemy like a fighter but they can be an aid in a fight regardless. And, sure they can't cast a spell from memory or call upon the gods for divine intervention but they can fake it well enough to use a spell or a scroll. The only class that even comes close is the Bard (which, according to NWN gets 6 + int modifier skill points per level versus the rogues 8 + int modifier), and the bard is very generally the party member that KNOWS stuff.

Basically, the rogue offers a solution to most any problem. It won't be the best solution, but it might be the only one handy.

 

[BGH122]

Take this quiz [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/112.92-Wizard]

Nice! Though it doesn't make a lot of sense since on the only directly magic oriented question I answered that magic is all trickery ('the hand is quicker than the eye').

 

[DarkPanda XIII]

I'm glad I got Rogue, if I got a Cleric I'd be sad o.o

Take this quiz [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/112.90-Rogue]

 

[SnipErlite]

WIZZARD

Yeahh magic is awesome.