Apparently, I look like a less muscular Duke Nukem.
I've got short blonde hair that isn't SUPPOSED to be a flat-top, but usually ends up looking like one anyways right after I get a haircut. And I love wearing sunglasses.
I guess it works fine, because I can also do a pretty good Duke Nukem impression.
But also, thanks to my blonde hair and blue eyes, I usually get compared to Nazis more than anything.