What games do you flat-out suck at?

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crimson sickle2

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Every and any 3-D shooter, I don't know why, but I just hate them all and they all hate me. The one exception is Team Fortress 2 which I find a lot of fun if a little overcomplicated.
 

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Any fighting game first off. Also Gears 2. I was damn good at the first one, but Gears 2 kicks my ass online.
 

8-Bit Grin

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I feel like I'm fairly good at 'quick learning', meaning I'm hardly ever TERRIBLE at a game.

However, I used to race cars like a fat man would ride in a shopping cart.
 

Stevo_s

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I suck so bad at Marvel vs. Capcom 2 its just sad, really really sad and most Street Fighter games.
 

fisk0

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I basically suck at every game.
I do love games none the less, but I have no illusions that competitive gaming could in any way be something for me.
 

orangebandguy

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Racing games, Fighting games, Guitar Hero and any Mario game. Asides Mario Kart for some reason.
 

The Axon Hillock

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Any RTS. I just really can't play them.

Also any Halo game. I'm much better suited to MGS/Silent Hill type games.
 

willsham45

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Fighting games, some RTS's

Fighting games basicly i am not good at smashing the write buttons and even when i think i have mastered a move the enermy will never be greatours enough to let me pull it off.

Command and conquer I can do, Age of empires I can do, Supream commander and total war I strugel emensly at...I cannot do multiplayer to save my life on any of them...I think in the new CnC I could win if i was lucky and did a sucsessful early rade...but anything elce no
 

Zackary Yakumo

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FalloutJack said:
Need For Speed games.

You cannot tell me that these cars, which steer like bathtubs, are the pinnacle of physics-to-games operation. Not when, rather ironically, the bathtub in a Twisted Metal game (Sweet Tooth's ice cream truck) maneuvers easier.
too true. and even in the newer ones, whe you ugrade your car all the way (for me a bugatti veyron 16.4)) its just a super-speedy nitrous-filled bathtub that steers like a piece of crap.

OT:RTS and ummm.... something else. i forgot what. Buit I love the shit out of RTS's but i suck sat them. because i always research and build stuff, then england and france decide to rap em in the ass horribly. i really suck at Civ.

Edit: Also Guitar hero and other "play the melody" games. I can play "Rock you like a hurricane" on Bass and drums in RL pretty good. got on guitar hero and i sucked at it.... on easy.
 

Qmonster

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Star Craft or other similar RTS. I just get so caught up in making my base "nice and neat" looking that I lose sight of the actual battle going on. It's not that I suck at tactics or base building, it's that I suck at tactics AND base building. I can do one or the other just fine, but combining the two sets off some weird OCD thing.
 

Booze Zombie

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Real Time Strategy games, I just focus too much on the moment to moment, not the overall picture.

I'm probably more suited to a squad-based style of gameplay.
 

DSK-

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JRPG's. Most of them involve grinding, and I can't stand that. Annoys the hell out of me and bores me to death.
 

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Any Halo game I've ever tried, I've sucked at. Give me an energy sword and I'll carve your ass into chunks, but I can't shoot straight to save my life, and I'm awful at both single and multiplayer. I often play with my brother and his friends. They think I'm a freak of nature because I laugh when I lose.
 

Grey_Focks

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Fighting games. I just don't care enough to learn the combos, thus I just end up mashing the "low-kick" button.

Also, while I don't flatout suck, Starcraft 2 is a game that is just plain mean. For the first week or so after release, I was actually doing pretty good. I thought I had finally found an RTS that wasn't DoW that I could play online! Nope. Turns out everyone was just learning how to play. Now everyone knows how to maximize build orders, micro-manage their "asshole units", perfect their economies,....*falls asleep*