What games do you flat-out suck at?

[_tinned_magpie_]

Any Halo game I've ever tried, I've sucked at. Give me an energy sword and I'll carve your ass into chunks, but I can't shoot straight to save my life, and I'm awful at both single and multiplayer. I often play with my brother and his friends. They think I'm a freak of nature because I laugh when I lose.

 

[Grey_Focks]

Fighting games. I just don't care enough to learn the combos, thus I just end up mashing the "low-kick" button.

Also, while I don't flatout suck, Starcraft 2 is a game that is just plain mean. For the first week or so after release, I was actually doing pretty good. I thought I had finally found an RTS that wasn't DoW that I could play online! Nope. Turns out everyone was just learning how to play. Now everyone knows how to maximize build orders, micro-manage their "asshole units", perfect their economies,....*falls asleep*

 

[magicaxis]

Every single RTS game ever.

 

[jamradar]

Realistic racing games, I can handle arcade racers but not realistic racing games.

 

[Kevlar Eater]

Racing, fighting, RTS, FPS games using keyboard/mouse, puzzles, and sports. And Guitar Hero, only because I can't use my pinkie finger (since songs on expert mode require that).

 

[Quantum Star]

Music/rythm games. All of them.

 

[LamborghiniJackson]

I die so much at (any) Street Fighter I'm starting to think the Grim Reaper is watching.

And laughing.

 

[Banana Phone Man]

Any sport of fighting game. I'll end up looking more stupid than the people in the game with me trying franticly to mash the controller to oblivion.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Any RTS, any game with turn-based combat.

 

[thiosk]

Soul Calibur. They're fun games, I get into 'em and everything... But honestly? I just mash buttons. There's no strategy to it. I just mash. Inevitably, when I face someone who knows what they're doing, I get my butt handed to me on a silver platter.

I have found that first time playing button mashers will often CRUSH the experienced soul caliber players.

The first couple times.

The experience eventually starts to come back through. I taught my girlfriend to roll her palm accross all the buttons on the pad from left to right, good lord, she wrecked everyone, and it was about 30 minutes before I could start countering the bizarre mix of styles that comes out of doing it that way.

 

[marioandsonic]

I suck at Halo.

 

[ars731]

Guitar Hero/Rock Band.

my attempts to play it ended badly. I have a tragic lack of rhythm and talent

 

[Death God]

Any freaking sport game, why o why won't you do as I tell you to?! ._.

This. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH THESE CONTROLS?!

 

[Isalan]

Cannot do FIFA games for some reason.

Everything else I'm at least reasonable at.

EDIT: Oh and Wii games that involve excessive movement, I ain't built for speed.

Or walking fast.

Or standing up quickly.

 

[Isalan]

Soul Calibur. They're fun games, I get into 'em and everything... But honestly? I just mash buttons. There's no strategy to it. I just mash. Inevitably, when I face someone who knows what they're doing, I get my butt handed to me on a silver platter.

I have found that first time playing button mashers will often CRUSH the experienced soul caliber players.

The first couple times.

The experience eventually starts to come back through. I taught my girlfriend to roll her palm accross all the buttons on the pad from left to right, good lord, she wrecked everyone, and it was about 30 minutes before I could start countering the bizarre mix of styles that comes out of doing it that way.

Oh this takes me back. Eddie from Tekken 3. I was soooooo good at that game but he was my achilles heel. Even in the hands of a chimp.

 

[laol1999]

dick tracey for nes
ive spent hours in it to not get the first clue

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Guitar Hero and COD. I'm good at DJ Hero and Quake, but not GH or COD, which are coincidentally developed/published by the same people.

 

[GeneralDefiance]

Prince of persia the two thrones....utterly crap at it.also any of the guitar hero games.

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

Boarderlands (tho I love it) and Metal Gear Solid :/