What gets your goat?

[defcon 1]

People who say "like" every other word

I like like like himlike but like I like don't like like like like like him

"How was I suppose to figure that out!?" moments is games. No one really seems to complain about these so let me give an example. In Dark Messiah you had to travel a temple. Goblins close the gate on you so it's natural to try to find a way across. What you actually had to do was go back to your friend. The main character explains that it's impossible to get any further, then the plot conveniently advances. I forgot exactly how it did. I think a dragon crashed through the roof.

People who call me 20 times a day or who endlessly nag on while I watch my minutes burn.

Groupwork: I always have to put up with either "I'm not going to do this" or "we don't like you so we'll not let you work on it, inform you on progress, learn anything, and have the teacher not give you credit." However the exception is being with a responsible friend. We get stuff done.

 

[the monopoly guy]

People who brag about drinking or getting drunk or what they do when they're drunk

 

[Stagger P]

Besides racism, I hate people eating in the cinema. Eating Nachos annoys me the most because they make a crush sound.

I?m getting angry just thinking about it.

 

[huntedannoyed]

Racist people. And liars. Why do people have to Lie? I, for one, am more upset with people who lie than the truth of the matter.
"Did you eat my lunch?"
"No."
"Did you?"
"No." Two days later...
"Yea, It was me."
Now that I have wasted two days of my life with something that is so dull I could scream! Don't waste our time. Don't lie anymore people. Just be honest... It's quicker.

 

[PurpleRain]

People socialising IN THE CINEMA! You go here to watch a movie, not tag along your little babies/mothers group with you. Sorry, but a group of about 5 women all with babies came to the last movie I watched and bitched about everything. Take it the fuck outside!

 

[Llil]

Just remembered another one:
When people spell the word "too" with one o.

 

[the monopoly guy]

the M14 in CoD4 without red dot sights. pitiful. I can't hit shit with iron sights and that's not helped by the fact that I haven't played in a month.

 

[PAGEToap44]

If I told you everything that killed my goat you would get a deep understanding of who I am. So I'll tell you a few things instead.

People who use Internet evolved abbreviations such as "lol" or "BRB" in real life. I want to push them down a flight of stairs and try and spit on them from the top.

Extremely camp guys, I can understand if you are gay, but meterosexual is not right. Pretending to be gay 24/7 is not a joke. First 5 minutes you get the humour of it all, then you want to stop the "Oh hey guuuuys, how ARE you?" by throwing them down a flight of stairs and trying to spit on them from the top.

Children. This may seem harsh, but I have been around kids for most of my life and I HATE them. There is nothing more annoying than the crying of a pathetic little kid who slightly grazed their hand. Why can't you grow a pair? Actually, there is one way you could help them get a feeling of real pain; throwing them down a FLIGHT OF STAIRS! Then throwing rocks at them from the top.

I hate it when people greet you with "Good news" then say you have to do some sort of labour.
I hate it when kids manage to get their grubby little hand on a microphone and play on the same servers as me.
I hate it when my dog doesn?t listen to me, instead when I call her inside she runs in the opposite direction just to piss me off.
I hate it when you ask a question and don't get a reply. Well, you do get a reply, but it's a reply to another question. On this subject, I hate it when you ask someone something and all you get is a half arsed mumble followed by a sigh.
I hate it when you like someone who is taken.
I hate it when you want to put someone down easy and you are told to grow a pair.
I hate it when I am doing everything I can to help a person get through something they turn around and give you lip for being a ****.
I hate it when I get home and rest after one fuck of a day and am instantly told to do EVERYTHING because some lazy fucker can't be arse to do it them selves.
I hate it when you are truly so scared of someone you can?t tell them what you want.
I hate it when you take the time to do something nice in your hate filled life and no one notices.
I hate it when you find something good and someone destroys it for fun.
I hate it when you find that most friends are fickle.
I hate it when you get popular and don?t truly want it.
I hate it when you do something stupid and feel as if your best of friends look down on you because of it.
I hate it when I mess up and there is nothing I can do.

But obviously some of these are just one time encounters; and I don?t want this to make me look like a hateful person. Even though that would be fairly difficult to do after posting this...

Either way, at the moment I am enjoying my self. Damn it, give me a things you love thread!

An accurate description of life.
I also hate people that are "cool" and people that are "uncool" Myself, I am firmly indecisive.

 

[SteinFaust]

oh boy, i love these topics!! time to ctrl-c,ctrl-v my 'wonderlist' from my other forum. i'll only give you guys some of it though coz i'm sure there will be unrelenting groans of "TL;DR" if i put the whole thing. i just gotta get out of work first because i can't for the life of me remember my password, and have it saved on my home PC.

EDIT*** OH NOES!! MY FORUM SEEMS TO HAVE GONE UNDER AT THE MOMENT, LET'S SEE IF THE HOST PAYS HIS DAMN BILL THIS TIME.

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

People socialising IN THE CINEMA! You go here to watch a movie, not tag along your little babies/mothers group with you. Sorry, but a group of about 5 women all with babies came to the last movie I watched and bitched about everything. Take it the fuck outside!

Makes me think of this [http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CCvnDVS9JeE]

 

[the monopoly guy]

people who blame all these problems on society like teen pregnancy, prostitution, drug use, violence, and all that stuff on the media, when the real cause is, oh, I don't know, the proliferation of narrow, suffocating zealorty masquerading as parenting in this country.

 

[Fraught]

I hate console wars, when people eating around me make noises, that @#!%in pisses me off. Also, pretty much the whole lol, omg, rofl etc. thing in real life. I don't mind it on the internet, but in real-life? That's like saying "I'm gay" at a strip club, and thinking you said "I am laughing at your expensive prices of private sessions."

 

[Jonathan Hexley]

So many things get my goat, that they're arguing constantly on who should get it.
For one thing, overly religious people. Especially overly religious people who insult my music taste. I'm just like "Screw you man, I like rock. You don't like it, go off and listen to your 50 Cent."
That's another thing, there's those people who take the piss out of me for my taste in music. Nowadays I can't suggest a movie or something somewhere without someone saying "Oh man, it's gonna be some Japanese thing." and that just pisses me off to NO END. I'm serious, I just want to bash their face in, and kick them while they lay on the floor. It's not like YOUR taste in movies is any better, so don't take the piss out of mine. And people just constantly call me weird for many reasons such as, my hair, my taste in music, and what I talk about. My hair's perfectly alright I mean, at least I have some. My taste in music is entirely opinionative, and I can assure you, it's probably better than yours.
Plus, there's chavs. Oh, they get my goat. They get my goat right in their face. I don't like chavs. They're rude, stupid, and they couldn't talk properly to save their life.
Believe it or not, I do actually like some things.

 

[Walrus42]

bad spellers

 

[Walrus42]

and.. people who call me gay for stupid reasons like wearing shorts that go slightly above my knees
they're shorts they're supposed to be short

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

and.. people who call me gay for stupid reasons like wearing shorts that go slightly below my knees
they're shorts they're supposed to be short

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

When someone says, gets your goat.

 

[jeremyTH]

Oh!Another thing that gets my goat:Black people who say the N-word but than get mad if other people say it.

 

[wewontdie11]

I really hate hypocrites, more specifically my father, biggest behavioural hypocrite you will ever meet I guarantee it.