You have been deceived sir! Shepherds should confine themselves to the sheep. It's the goatherds who look after our horned friendsTheNecroswanson said:
What gets your goat?
- Thread starter WlknCntrdiction
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darwin awards come to mind for some reason lol.thebobmaster said:
you would have to be mightily stupid to do some of the things they do/did.
rednecks
larry the cable guy
bears
people who overly wuote family guy
"wiggers" white guys that wanna be black
people that crap products, know it, but keep making crap becuase they're greedy bastards
little children
reverse darwinism
did I mentions racists
larry the cable guy
bears
people who overly wuote family guy
"wiggers" white guys that wanna be black
people that crap products, know it, but keep making crap becuase they're greedy bastards
little children
reverse darwinism
did I mentions racists
i hate ignorant ppl who tell me what i shud and shudnt do/listen to/etc just because im black.
im not your typical "black guy", tbh i do most things that most black ppl dont do and like things that most black ppl wouldnt, dont get me started on the rock music jibes ive had directed at me lol.
and more than once ive been called a "bounty", black on the outside, white on the inside. i just wanna lamp those ppl upside the head sometimes, it doesnt help that my surname is White either
im not your typical "black guy", tbh i do most things that most black ppl dont do and like things that most black ppl wouldnt, dont get me started on the rock music jibes ive had directed at me lol.
and more than once ive been called a "bounty", black on the outside, white on the inside. i just wanna lamp those ppl upside the head sometimes, it doesnt help that my surname is White either
i know someone that was present when someone "won" a darwin award, they didn't witness it, just the aftermath of itWlknCntrdiction said:
yeah you either have to be really stupid or just not mindful of what you're doing, ie momentary lapse in judgement
I feel your pain.WlknCntrdiction said:its "reppin L-Town massive" over here(Luton town)roo18 said:People who tell me they enjoy Reppin' Wolf Town also annoy me.WlknCntrdiction said:man dont i know how that feelsthe monopoly guy said:
whats worse for me is that i have two bros, one 10, one 17, the 17 yr old uses "ghetto" vocab and uses the stupidest words for the simplest of sentences and the nyou have the 10 yr old picking up these words, i cringe everytime my bro calls me and says "hey mat come and see this, this is sick".
*shudders*
and related to that, what is up with the ghetto speech? why cant ppl talk normally? i aint no ones "blud", "bredrin", "N-word", pisses me off to the max, i actually tell ppl who talk to me like that if they would be so kind as to speak english lol.
Ah, Darwin Awards....rewarding people who do mankind the greatest service by removing themselves from the gene pool.cleverlymadeup said:
You dont have to die you just need not be able to reproduce so no BALLS no GLORYthebobmaster said:
Nobody likes having houses put all over them.Kehan Wann said:
On the matter of goats: Mint. I don't like mint, and it's bloody everywhere. My dentist has a special note to remind her I don't like mint, so she'll give me berry fluoride or whatever, but then at the end she gives me mint floss and toothpaste! I've managed to find one, count 'em one, toothpaste that doesn't taste like mint. Cinnamon Burst? Mint. Citrus Breeze? Mint. *shakes fist at sky*
Oh, and also staples, especially staples that go to waste.
And on the matter of being late: My friends are incredibly forgiving, I'm pretty lucky. I have this one teacher who teases me about it, but mostly I get off scott-free. I'm 'most punctual' in my group of friends on facebook though, which is ridiculous, as I'm probably second least.
People that say "that's gross" when describing something they don't like.
People that use the M16 "wondergun" in CoD4
People that don't capitalize their "I"s.
Serfs.
People that use the M16 "wondergun" in CoD4
People that don't capitalize their "I"s.
Serfs.
Ancient Indian burial grounds especially don't like being built all over.Larenxis said:
Bah! Mint is another thing that can go away. Mint chewing gum, polo's and tic-tac's really take my goat abroad. I'm probably starting to sound like everything gets on my nerves now...
originally it was dying got you the award but someone pointed out if you are rendered infertile by your own stupidity you've also removed the chance of you being able to contribute further to the genepoolshatnershaman said:
the darwin's and the stella awards are my 2 favorite awards given out
edit: corrected the award name, they're the stella awards
wassat.roo18 said:
shatnershaman which 4 would you fill
I dont have a goat, I have a guinea pig
fat people that think they're skinny...
people who grenade spam in CoD4 or any other game for that matter
FAST ZOMBIES
I don't like alot of things
oh yea, when capital "i"s look like "l"s
i love mintXDLarenxis said:
i love orange too but only in fruit form and terrys choc orange, any other form, ice cream, mixtures with orange etc, they can fuck right off lol.
Racists
Rednecks
People who never shut up (10 yr. old halo children mostly)
Richard Nixon
Oprah
Religious fanatics that try and press their beliefs unto me
Habbo
Folks who only talk about World of Warcraft and nothing else
Zombies
I have a VERY short fuse as you can see
Rednecks
People who never shut up (10 yr. old halo children mostly)
Richard Nixon
Oprah
Religious fanatics that try and press their beliefs unto me
Habbo
Folks who only talk about World of Warcraft and nothing else
Zombies
I have a VERY short fuse as you can see
let me add to that, fat women who wear tube tops or tops that show off their midriff to let the beer belly outthe monopoly guy said:
*shudders*
and i hate ppl like my ex who kept saying she needed to lose/gain a few pounds when she is a very shapely size 8, scratch that replace "ppl" with "women" lol