What gets your goat?

[WlknCntrdiction]

Stupid people. I think the best quote I heard in high school was "There is a difference between ignorance and stupidity. Ignorance can be solved using a book, while stupidity requires a shotgun and a shovel." Also, fanboys.

darwin awards come to mind for some reason lol.
you would have to be mightily stupid to do some of the things they do/did.

 

[shatnershaman]

Lol this could also be called what "Grinds your gears"

 

[the monopoly guy]

rednecks
larry the cable guy
bears
people who overly wuote family guy
"wiggers" white guys that wanna be black
people that crap products, know it, but keep making crap becuase they're greedy bastards
little children
reverse darwinism
did I mentions racists

 

[wilsonscrazybed]

Wolves if I am not stalwart.

 

[shatnershaman]

rednecks
larry the cable guy
bears
people who overly wuote family guy
"wiggers" white guys that wanna be black
people that crap products, know it, but keep making crap becuase they're greedy bastards
little children
reverse darwinism
did I mentions racists

So I guess a get your goat with 4.

 

[WlknCntrdiction]

i hate ignorant ppl who tell me what i shud and shudnt do/listen to/etc just because im black.
im not your typical "black guy", tbh i do most things that most black ppl dont do and like things that most black ppl wouldnt, dont get me started on the rock music jibes ive had directed at me lol.
and more than once ive been called a "bounty", black on the outside, white on the inside. i just wanna lamp those ppl upside the head sometimes, it doesnt help that my surname is White either

 

[cleverlymadeup]

darwin awards come to mind for some reason lol.
you would have to be mightily stupid to do some of the things they do/did.

i know someone that was present when someone "won" a darwin award, they didn't witness it, just the aftermath of it

yeah you either have to be really stupid or just not mindful of what you're doing, ie momentary lapse in judgement

 

[roo18]

stubbing toes, gritting teeth and cracking knuckles.

I crack my toe knuckles when i stub them and then grit my teeth

I forgot 10 year olds who play M rated games, and even more 10 years olds who play them online...even WORSE is when the don't shut up...even WORSE-er is when they beat you *sob*
and people who breath into their mics
and 13 year olds who say stuff like "getting lots of chics and parties"
and 13 year olds that get drunk.

man dont i know how that feels
whats worse for me is that i have two bros, one 10, one 17, the 17 yr old uses "ghetto" vocab and uses the stupidest words for the simplest of sentences and the nyou have the 10 yr old picking up these words, i cringe everytime my bro calls me and says "hey mat come and see this, this is sick".
*shudders*
and related to that, what is up with the ghetto speech? why cant ppl talk normally? i aint no ones "blud", "bredrin", "N-word", pisses me off to the max, i actually tell ppl who talk to me like that if they would be so kind as to speak english lol.

People who tell me they enjoy Reppin' Wolf Town also annoy me.

its "reppin L-Town massive" over here(Luton town)

I feel your pain.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

darwin awards come to mind for some reason lol.
you would have to be mightily stupid to do some of the things they do/did.

i know someone that was present when someone "won" a darwin award, they didn't witness it, just the aftermath of it

yeah you either have to be really stupid or just not mindful of what you're doing, ie momentary lapse in judgement

Ah, Darwin Awards....rewarding people who do mankind the greatest service by removing themselves from the gene pool.

 

[shatnershaman]

darwin awards come to mind for some reason lol.
you would have to be mightily stupid to do some of the things they do/did.

i know someone that was present when someone "won" a darwin award, they didn't witness it, just the aftermath of it

yeah you either have to be really stupid or just not mindful of what you're doing, ie momentary lapse in judgement

Ah, Darwin Awards....rewarding people who do mankind the greatest service by removing themselves from the gene pool.

You dont have to die you just need not be able to reproduce so no BALLS no GLORY

 

[Larenxis]

girls that play you like monopoly.

Nobody likes having houses put all over them.

On the matter of goats: Mint. I don't like mint, and it's bloody everywhere. My dentist has a special note to remind her I don't like mint, so she'll give me berry fluoride or whatever, but then at the end she gives me mint floss and toothpaste! I've managed to find one, count 'em one, toothpaste that doesn't taste like mint. Cinnamon Burst? Mint. Citrus Breeze? Mint. *shakes fist at sky*

Oh, and also staples, especially staples that go to waste.

And on the matter of being late: My friends are incredibly forgiving, I'm pretty lucky. I have this one teacher who teases me about it, but mostly I get off scott-free. I'm 'most punctual' in my group of friends on facebook though, which is ridiculous, as I'm probably second least.

 

[dekkarax]

I have no goat :'(

 

[qbert4ever]

People that say "that's gross" when describing something they don't like.
People that use the M16 "wondergun" in CoD4
People that don't capitalize their "I"s.
Serfs.

 

[roo18]

girls that play you like monopoly.

Nobody likes having houses put all over them.

On the matter of goats: Mint. I don't like mint, and it's bloody everywhere. My dentist has a special note to remind her I don't like mint, so she'll give me berry fluoride or whatever, but then at the end she gives me mint floss and toothpaste! I've managed to find one, count 'em one, toothpaste that doesn't taste like mint. Cinnamon Burst? Mint. Citrus Breeze? Mint. *shakes fist at sky*

Oh, and also staples, especially staples that go to waste.

And on the matter of being late: My friends are incredibly forgiving, I'm pretty lucky. I have this one teacher who teases me about it, but mostly I get off scott-free. I'm 'most punctual' in my group of friends on facebook though, which is ridiculous, as I'm probably second least.

Ancient Indian burial grounds especially don't like being built all over.

Bah! Mint is another thing that can go away. Mint chewing gum, polo's and tic-tac's really take my goat abroad. I'm probably starting to sound like everything gets on my nerves now...

 

[cleverlymadeup]

Ah, Darwin Awards....rewarding people who do mankind the greatest service by removing themselves from the gene pool.

You dont have to die you just need not be able to reproduce so no BALLS no GLORY

originally it was dying got you the award but someone pointed out if you are rendered infertile by your own stupidity you've also removed the chance of you being able to contribute further to the genepool

the darwin's and the stella awards are my 2 favorite awards given out

edit: corrected the award name, they're the stella awards

 

[the monopoly guy]

People who tell me they enjoy Reppin' Wolf Town also annoy me.

wassat.
shatnershaman which 4 would you fill
I dont have a goat, I have a guinea pig
fat people that think they're skinny...
people who grenade spam in CoD4 or any other game for that matter
FAST ZOMBIES
I don't like alot of things
oh yea, when capital "i"s look like "l"s

 

[WlknCntrdiction]

girls that play you like monopoly.

Nobody likes having houses put all over them.

On the matter of goats: Mint. I don't like mint, and it's bloody everywhere. My dentist has a special note to remind her I don't like mint, so she'll give me berry fluoride or whatever, but then at the end she gives me mint floss and toothpaste! I've managed to find one, count 'em one, toothpaste that doesn't taste like mint. Cinnamon Burst? Mint. Citrus Breeze? Mint. *shakes fist at sky*

Oh, and also staples, especially staples that go to waste.

And on the matter of being late: My friends are incredibly forgiving, I'm pretty lucky. I have this one teacher who teases me about it, but mostly I get off scott-free. I'm 'most punctual' in my group of friends on facebook though, which is ridiculous, as I'm probably second least.

i love mintXD
i love orange too but only in fruit form and terrys choc orange, any other form, ice cream, mixtures with orange etc, they can fuck right off lol.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Racists
Rednecks
People who never shut up (10 yr. old halo children mostly)
Richard Nixon
Oprah
Religious fanatics that try and press their beliefs unto me
Habbo
Folks who only talk about World of Warcraft and nothing else
Zombies

I have a VERY short fuse as you can see

 

[WlknCntrdiction]

People who tell me they enjoy Reppin' Wolf Town also annoy me.

wassat.
shatnershaman which 4 would you fill
I dont have a goat, I have a guinea pig
fat people that think they're skinny...
people who grenade spam in CoD4 or any other game for that matter
FAST ZOMBIES
I don't like alot of things
oh yea, when capital "i"s look like "l"s

let me add to that, fat women who wear tube tops or tops that show off their midriff to let the beer belly out
*shudders*
and i hate ppl like my ex who kept saying she needed to lose/gain a few pounds when she is a very shapely size 8, scratch that replace "ppl" with "women" lol

 

[Melaisis]

When the flavour from chewing gum fades and I just feel obliged to keep chewing it anyway, despite it only giving some sort of taste for about half a minute to begin with.

Eve 6 live also make me cringe. Great band, terrible stage presence.