What goes through your head?

[Under The Chestnut Tree]

Sadly, not much.

 

[lvl9000_woot]

Mainly just what-if questions.

"What if I could suddenly be able to teleport?"
"What if the ground, but not pavement, had the properties of a trampoline?"
"What if I walked out into the front yard and my friends scary dad clawed his way out of the ground, brushed himself off, and laughed at me as he walked away?"

I've always wanted trampoline shoes. Like shoes that make you bounce, like a trampoline.

I actually got into a debate with a friend about what would be better: Sucker Shoes (the ones where you stick to walls) or Bouncy Shoes, the trampline shoes.

You mean like these? http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3760308&CAWELAID=405549096

Sometimes I wonder:

"If the earth stops spinning, which direction would I be flung?"
"What if real life was like the The Matrix?"
"What if we are all aliens?"

 

[Cherry Cola]

"If I threw my stuff at that person and yelled out whore, what would be the reaction?"

Stuff like that. I think about things I could do against other people and what their reactions would be.

I do that, sort of. Like a "what if" situation where I imagine saying something and people's reactions, I get caught up in it sometimes and really have to snap myself out of it because it goes on for quite awhile.

Yeah, it's hard to resist some things.

Like ear raping an asshole.

Or rabbits singing showtunes.

Or pink Christina Aguilera monsters.

Or a teddy bear giving birth to a real bear.

Or a corpse bride marrying Johnny Depp

 

[Disaster Button]

Mainly just what-if questions.

"What if I could suddenly be able to teleport?"
"What if the ground, but not pavement, had the properties of a trampoline?"
"What if I walked out into the front yard and my friends scary dad clawed his way out of the ground, brushed himself off, and laughed at me as he walked away?"

I've always wanted trampoline shoes. Like shoes that make you bounce, like a trampoline.

I actually got into a debate with a friend about what would be better: Sucker Shoes (the ones where you stick to walls) or Bouncy Shoes, the trampline shoes.

You mean like these? http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3760308&CAWELAID=405549096

Sometimes I wonder:

"If the earth stops spinning, which direction would I be flung?"
"What if real life was like the The Matrix?"
"What if we are all aliens?"

Those just look like black boxes attatched to the kid's feet which looks uncomfortable and just unsatisfying.

I used to think if I jumped up really high, would the earth continue to move on without me?

 

[Disaster Button]

"If I threw my stuff at that person and yelled out whore, what would be the reaction?"

Stuff like that. I think about things I could do against other people and what their reactions would be.

I do that, sort of. Like a "what if" situation where I imagine saying something and people's reactions, I get caught up in it sometimes and really have to snap myself out of it because it goes on for quite awhile.

Yeah, it's hard to resist some things.

Like ear raping an asshole.

Or rabbits singing showtunes.

Or pink Christina Aguilera monsters.

Or a teddy bear giving birth to a real bear.

Or a corpse bride marrying Johnny Depp

Or finally believing that it isn't goddamn butter.

 

[tehbeard]

- Refinements to my zombie plan.
- how much i want telekinesis

 

[Ryuk2]

I can't seem to remember, but it's really random and stupid stuff.
For example - what if we all see different colors, like my green looks like your blue and stuff like that. It wouldn't change anything, but that thought rapes my mind.
And these two, that probably everyone had thought about - if space has a wall/end, what's behind the wall/end? If it is infinite, where the infinity ends?
How is the death like? It's like when i was not born? This always makes my head hurt.

 

[Caligulove]

I remember hearing two guys on the bus having a "is it gay if____" discussion.
Quite hilarious.

Have heard people tell me FAR MORE about their lives than I wish to know, also. Always feel like they should ask for consent before that

 

[Cherry Cola]

"If I threw my stuff at that person and yelled out whore, what would be the reaction?"

Stuff like that. I think about things I could do against other people and what their reactions would be.

I do that, sort of. Like a "what if" situation where I imagine saying something and people's reactions, I get caught up in it sometimes and really have to snap myself out of it because it goes on for quite awhile.

Yeah, it's hard to resist some things.

Like ear raping an asshole.

Or rabbits singing showtunes.

Or pink Christina Aguilera monsters.

Or a teddy bear giving birth to a real bear.

Or a corpse bride marrying Johnny Depp

Or finally believing that it isn't goddamn butter.

Or stop revealing a new ace in the hole every time Naruto reveals his own. (and now my references aren't subtle at all)

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

"What would happen if I threw toast off of a roof?"

Cookie for anyone who gets the reference.

 

[lvl9000_woot]

-snip-

I used to think if I jumped up really high, would the earth continue to move on without me?

Maybe.

Another thing I wonder is "What if the light at the end of the tunnel when you die is really the light from a hospital room where you are being born?"

And not the person you are now either. Somebody you've never seen or heard of.

 

[crystalsnow]

Ferrets.

 

[Shaegor]

Since I often seem to adopt different behavior patterns from TV shows etc. , I have somehow begun to have strange fantasies JD style.
Gets beyond weird in there sometimes.

 

[wolfy098]

- Refinements to my zombie plan.
- how much i want telekinesis

Bottom one

Had a dream once where they developed it and made beyblades with mind control...

That was weird but somewhat awesome

 

[Disaster Button]

-snip-

I used to think if I jumped up really high, would the earth continue to move on without me?

Maybe.

Another thing I wonder is "What if the light at the end of the tunnel when you die is really the light from a hospital room where you are being born?"

And not the person you are now either. Somebody you've never seen or heard of.

Or what if you are being reborn into a deer and its a truck heading towards you.

 

[Above]

Bullets... *Doo dum ting*

anyway most of the time,a sheep jumping over a fence then running away,then another comes and doe's the same thing,my mind go's a mile a minute

 

[Disaster Button]

Since I often seem to adopt different behavior patterns from TV shows etc. , I have somehow begun to have strange fantasies JD style.
Gets beyond weird in there sometimes.

Oh god. Me too. I mean I've always wondered weird things but I'm not actually having those fantasies.

 

[AplChild]

If I just walk into that office and pretend I work there, how long until I get kicked out?

 

[Disaster Button]

"If I threw my stuff at that person and yelled out whore, what would be the reaction?"

Stuff like that. I think about things I could do against other people and what their reactions would be.

I do that, sort of. Like a "what if" situation where I imagine saying something and people's reactions, I get caught up in it sometimes and really have to snap myself out of it because it goes on for quite awhile.

Yeah, it's hard to resist some things.

Like ear raping an asshole.

Or rabbits singing showtunes.

Or pink Christina Aguilera monsters.

Or a teddy bear giving birth to a real bear.

Or a corpse bride marrying Johnny Depp

Or finally believing that it isn't goddamn butter.

Or stop revealing a new ace in the hole every time Naruto reveals his own. (and now my references aren't subtle at all)

Oh you were trying to be subtle? I never noticed..
zing.

 

[Sassafrass]

How many Ace Ventura quotes can I fit into any one situation?

Many, like a glove.