What goes through your head?

[Sassafrass]

How many Ace Ventura quotes can I fit into any one situation?

Many, like a glove.

 

[Cherry Cola]

"If I threw my stuff at that person and yelled out whore, what would be the reaction?"

Stuff like that. I think about things I could do against other people and what their reactions would be.

I do that, sort of. Like a "what if" situation where I imagine saying something and people's reactions, I get caught up in it sometimes and really have to snap myself out of it because it goes on for quite awhile.

Yeah, it's hard to resist some things.

Like ear raping an asshole.

Or rabbits singing showtunes.

Or pink Christina Aguilera monsters.

Or a teddy bear giving birth to a real bear.

Or a corpse bride marrying Johnny Depp

Or finally believing that it isn't goddamn butter.

Or stop revealing a new ace in the hole every time Naruto reveals his own. (and now my references aren't subtle at all)

Oh you were trying to be subtle? I never noticed..
zing.

This isn't over!

*runs away to plot my next world-domination plan*

 

[lvl9000_woot]

-snip-

I used to think if I jumped up really high, would the earth continue to move on without me?

Maybe.

Another thing I wonder is "What if the light at the end of the tunnel when you die is really the light from a hospital room where you are being born?"

And not the person you are now either. Somebody you've never seen or heard of.

Or what if you are being reborn into a deer and its a truck heading towards you.

That would make less sense seeing as how the deer(I'm assuming here) is fully grown. Plus deer don't have babies in the middle of the road.

 

[Disaster Button]

"If I threw my stuff at that person and yelled out whore, what would be the reaction?"

Stuff like that. I think about things I could do against other people and what their reactions would be.

I do that, sort of. Like a "what if" situation where I imagine saying something and people's reactions, I get caught up in it sometimes and really have to snap myself out of it because it goes on for quite awhile.

Yeah, it's hard to resist some things.

Like ear raping an asshole.

Or rabbits singing showtunes.

Or pink Christina Aguilera monsters.

Or a teddy bear giving birth to a real bear.

Or a corpse bride marrying Johnny Depp

Or finally believing that it isn't goddamn butter.

Or stop revealing a new ace in the hole every time Naruto reveals his own. (and now my references aren't subtle at all)

Oh you were trying to be subtle? I never noticed..
zing.

This isn't over!

*runs away to plot my next world-domination plan*

I'll be waiting! I'll be waiting..

 

[WestMountain]

"I wonder if I would get girls if I could play some songs on the guitar"

I have fantasies aboput being a martial arts master and beating the shit out of evil people when Im listening to fast techno music, anyone else got this?

 

[Disaster Button]

-snip-

I used to think if I jumped up really high, would the earth continue to move on without me?

Maybe.

Another thing I wonder is "What if the light at the end of the tunnel when you die is really the light from a hospital room where you are being born?"

And not the person you are now either. Somebody you've never seen or heard of.

Or what if you are being reborn into a deer and its a truck heading towards you.

That would make less sense seeing as how the deer(I'm assuming here) is fully grown. Plus deer don't have babies in the middle of the road.

You just couldn't let it slide could you Mr. Logic McRealitypants.

 

[Nothankyou]

.

 

[Disaster Button]

How many Ace Ventura quotes can I fit into any one situation?

Many, like a glove.

I once had to slide a plastic glove onto my friend's fingers, one by one.
And in front of the entire class. It was all kinds of awkward, but sort of funny in retrospect.

 

[martin's a madman]

Mainly 'How would the world be different if...' things

Seriously, how would the world be different if trees were called 'Mochaplock'

I'd say not at all, just because we wouldn't no any different.

 

[Disaster Button]

Mainly 'How would the world be different if...' things

Seriously, how would the world be different if trees were called 'Mochaplock'

I'd say not at all, just because we wouldn't no any different.

What if we did know different, and anyone who referred to Mochaplock as 'Trees' was shot INTO THE SUN?

 

[lvl9000_woot]

-snip-

I used to think if I jumped up really high, would the earth continue to move on without me?

Maybe.

Another thing I wonder is "What if the light at the end of the tunnel when you die is really the light from a hospital room where you are being born?"

And not the person you are now either. Somebody you've never seen or heard of.

Or what if you are being reborn into a deer and its a truck heading towards you.

That would make less sense seeing as how the deer(I'm assuming here) is fully grown. Plus deer don't have babies in the middle of the road.

You just couldn't let it slide could you Mr. Logic McRealitypants.

No, no I can't. Besides, if you did get reborn into the deers body before the truck hits, you'd just get sent right back through another tunnel of light. Then where would you end up?

 

[Disaster Button]

-snip-

I used to think if I jumped up really high, would the earth continue to move on without me?

Maybe.

Another thing I wonder is "What if the light at the end of the tunnel when you die is really the light from a hospital room where you are being born?"

And not the person you are now either. Somebody you've never seen or heard of.

Or what if you are being reborn into a deer and its a truck heading towards you.

That would make less sense seeing as how the deer(I'm assuming here) is fully grown. Plus deer don't have babies in the middle of the road.

You just couldn't let it slide could you Mr. Logic McRealitypants.

No, no I can't. Besides, if you did get reborn into the deers body before the truck hits, you'd just get sent right back through another tunnel of light. Then where would you end up?

An endless loop of dying as a deer until God smacked Life's Computer Tower and it reset itself?

 

[Eliam_Dar]

physics, paleontology, ancient history.... sad but true

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[nolongerhere]

"I wonder if I could climb up that building? I wonder if I could jump over that car? I wonder if I could punch that man, then outrun him? I wonder ifOooh she has a lovely arse."

 

[TimeLord]

Music constantly plays in my head

Im either schizophrenic or insane

 

[Skuffyshootster]

"What would be the best way to quickly kill _______?"

 

[SantoUno]

So the other day I was having a smoke out in the night and it got me thinking. "If someone forces you to listen to a song which you don't give your consent to, is it musical rape or ear rape?"

Personally I think its musical rape as ear rape could apply to anything going into your ear.. anything. Besides musical rape just sounds so much for fantastical.

Anyway, the point is, what are some of the weird things that go through your head or you've said/heard/etc?

In that case I must be musically raped every day I work.

OT: Despite feeling like a misanthrope I always think of other people, things like "Does she even care about me as a friend? What does he think of me? Am I a cool enough person to be their friend?"

It's a mental torture.

 

[SamuelT]

Sometimes I start applying random formulas for physics. They mostly turn out wrong, and I run for a piece of paper.

Or random thoughts that have no relation to what I'm doing at that moment.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

-How to achieve global (and after that intergalactic) domination the fastest with the limited resources I have.
-Should I establish bases in outer space and on other planets before taking over Earth?