What Happened?

[PixelKing]

This is a fun thread about What Happened.This relies on imagination.

(EG):1st poster:I have a headache.What Happened

2nd Poster:You passed out and hit a table.I am a zombie.What Happened?

It continues like this.

Simples.

Starter:I have a cake.What Happened?

 

[PixelKing]

You fell in a power armour suit and got welded in.

I have no skooma left.What happened?

 

[PixelKing]

Spoon.that bastard

Your avatar freaked her.

My FF7CC is lost.What happened.

 

[Dragon_of_red]

You broke it because you couldnt beat a boss.

My Guitar is missing. What Happened?

 

[Leodiensian]

You died. You subsequently got better, but then had a relapse.

I'm British. What happened?

 

[Stoic raptor]

Batman was too old to fight crime, so he gave the job to you secretly. Dont tell anybody!!!

Im a girl now! What happened?

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

Erm, long story involving castaration.

I'm not clubbing seals! what happened?

 

[Leodiensian]

You tried to club seals, but were in Soviet Russia. The bruises sort of suit you, if it's any consolation.

Estoy usando el internet! ¿Qué sucedió?

 

[Sassafrass]

You obviously have a head wound, which has opened up the language part of your brain.

I'm stark naked, what happened?

 

[Metric Monkey]

You met someone on the internet.

I just got an STD. I'm a virgin, what the hell happened?

 

[Azraellod]

You shared needles with someone.

I no longer have my left arm or my right leg. What happened?

 

[Sassafrass]

I happened, that's what. I took them for my bone collection.

I no longer have a grip on sanity. WHAT HAPPENED??????

 

[Azraellod]

I hit you in the head with my scythe. It went in a short way, and severed several of the connecting links within your brain, thus tearing your sanity apart.

I am holding a beating human heart, what happened?

 

[Sassafrass]

Due to my insanity, I ripped yours out and placed it in your hand.

I'm all alone...what happened?

 

[TriggerHappyJoe]

I stole your beer

O tolk loke thos now. Whot hoppond?

 

[Azraellod]

You got hit by a car, and received brain damage. The one to rehabilitate you was an idiot, which didn't really help.

I have no lungs now. What happened?

 

[irishdelinquent]

All I can tell you is that you may have killed her when you shoved all those dollar bills down her throat. You may have killed her when you hit her with that bar stool. I don't know, I'm not a doctor. But I'll you what didn't kill her; smoking.

I woke up in bed next to Nathan Fillion. What happened?

Spoiler: wut?

wow, I've really been focused on the hawtness of Nathan Fillion lately, haven't I?

 

[irishdelinquent]

You are jealous of my magical night with Malcolm Reynolds.

I can barely stand because my left knee is killing me. What happened?

 

[PixelKing]

You broke it because you couldnt beat a boss.

As i matter of fact i am stuck

OT:You had a fight and lost.

I'm drunk with a diamond in my hand.What happened.

 

[Azraellod]

The reverse thief came, gave you as much alcohol as possible to ensure you couldn't resist, and forced a diamond into your hand.

The left half of my body has been painted with blood. What happened?