What Happened?

[PixelKing]

You fell in a bucket of red paint which turned out to be blood.

I went to the strange realm known as outside.What happened?

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

You stared at a baby koala for 18 hours without blinking, and the universe was torn to pieces.

I have some mustard on my shirt. What happend?

 

[PixelKing]

You are a messy eater.

I only have 4 fingers.What Happened?

 

[DavidTheWise]

A mutant paranoid gnat bit two off, but then A magical Dog sewn one back on.


My Ipod's earphones now make high pitched noises, what happened?

 

[Timotei]

Apple has begun transmitting their brainwashing signal into all earphones.

mi IQ droped 87 poyntz, wut hapened?

 

[PixelKing]

You lost a fight aginast a troll.

[sub]Have 200 of my IQ.I mean it is 400 so 200 each[/sub]

My neck hurts?What happened?

 

[DavidTheWise]

Maxwell came and spawned a mini cthulu next to your neck, then he spawned god to kill it, then he blew up god with napalm.


I have an extreme urge to buy 7 new ipods what happened?

 

[Cargando]

You got an Apple mind control chip installed.

I have that song from Life of Brian stuck in my head. What happened?

 

[KC_spot]

You watched monty python WAY too much...

I have a pet T-Rex. What Happened?

 

[Timotei]

SCIENCE!

Hinaichigo wanted my stawberry, what happened?

 

[PixelKing]

Stawberry?

I am wondering why i'm using the escapist.WHAT THE F*** HAPPENED!