Yeah I still plan on killing any mosquito that tries landing on me.
Don’t even need to watch that to know I don’t align with any of them.
I personally aligned most with 2, 4, 5, 6, 7 (somewhat), and 9. Some of that could be attributed to an OCD brain particularly in youth lol.
So, carrying[/i] something like that was illegal, but killing someone with it “accidentally” is ultimately fine. Logic, check!Apparently in Victorian England, swordsticks (a walking stick that concealed a sword) were illegal, but lots of people carried them and sold them openly.
If you killed someone in a fight with one, you could argue that you just wanted to give a member of a lower class a good thrashing with the stick, but the sheath flew off and you accidentally stabbed them through the heart. And get off.
(Apparently saying you were hitting people with a sword in a scabbard and having the scabbard fly off and accidently chopping someone up with a sword was a common defence in Medieval times as well)
I'm going to stick with my tried-and-true method of "not falling from heights where I'd need a parachute to survive".Ok, but will hold out hope of never having to find out -
$100 says this new repellant causes like 14 types of cancer because a cure for God's biggest "fuck all of you" has to have a steep, endgame price.Please be real, practical and affordable, because I'm like the local favorite snack for the zoomy fucks.![]()
Scientists develop new repellent that can stop 99% of mosquitos
Scientists in Israel have developed a new kind of 'chemical camouflage' that could more effectively keep pesky mosquito bites at bay.www.euronews.com
I should be miffed, but you're probably right.$100 says this new repellant causes like 14 types of cancer because a cure for God's biggest "fuck all of you" has to have a steep, endgame price.
In a perfect world, I'm entirely wrong.I should be miffed, but you're probably right.
Please be real, practical and affordable, because I'm like the local favorite snack for the zoomy fucks.![]()
Scientists develop new repellent that can stop 99% of mosquitos
Scientists in Israel have developed a new kind of 'chemical camouflage' that could more effectively keep pesky mosquito bites at bay.www.euronews.com
You guys ready to hate me? Not sure why, but I can walk through clouds of them and get maybe 1 bite. Hope this new product works, and not like 'Skeeterpellant...$100 says this new repellant causes like 14 types of cancer because a cure for God's biggest "fuck all of you" has to have a steep, endgame price.
That's a super power. I can't even mention seeing one on a neighbor's property without it being assumed as an open invite to come chew on me. I forget the exact qualities, but I learned I check a lot of the boxes that attract mosquitoes; mostly, I have brown skin, wear dark clothes, drink alcohol, and smoke cigarettes, and from what I remember, those qualities combine to make for a bright neon "all you can eat" sign visible from a mile away off the interstate. I've tried everything to exterminate them, but I always end up with a "fuck you" in braille on my ankles from mosquito bites. I apply mosquito repellant daily, and it helps, but being covered in sticky chemicals all day four months out of the year doesn't make for a relaxed experience during the hottest days of the summer. I just wait until the first frost of late Fall/early Winter when I fist bump the heavens that the skeeters have died, and I can sit outside in peace with a cocktail and cigarette for a few months.You guys ready to hate me? Not sure why, but I can walk through clouds of them and get maybe 1 bite. Hope this new product works, and not like 'Skeeterpellant...
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Taylor Swift fans ‘Shake It Off,’ causing record-breaking seismic activity during Seattle shows
After two nights of earth-shaking dancing at Swift’s Seattle “Eras” tour concert, enthusiastic Swifties caused seismic activity equivalent of a 2.3 magnitude earthquake, according to a seismologist.www.wbaltv.com
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