My once mighty clan has been forced to follow the ways of the turtle and sit in an island while our home is looted by the cheap ninja clan. FML
Bushidoman2
Bushidoman2
What if Videogame Characters could use FML...
- Thread starter Misho-
- Start date
"Last year, a space ship I was on was blown to shit by a sudden blast, killing almost all of the passengers, including my wife and children. After months of painstaking lead-chasing and information-buying, I finally managed to find out who destroyed it. Turned out it was some 'space cowboy firing from the hip'. With an Alliance warship. 20 years ago. FML"
-IsaccNewtonWasOneDeadlySonofabitch
-IsaccNewtonWasOneDeadlySonofabitch
Got to go diving to track most recent artifact lead. This would normally be really fun, but the place was filled with jellyfish and sharks (who attacked me, despite my guide saying sharks don't normally attack people) and to top it off, my swimsuit is about ten sizes too small. My assistants back home get full webcam view. FML.
-RaidinTombs
Finally gave in to my temptations to wear women's clothing, when an entire crowd of survivors finds me just as I'm putting on the most sissy, flowery dress. FML.
-Number1Dad
Last week, despotic ruler raises taxes obscenely high again, taking my store in compensation, and my two sons into military training. This week, I finally manage to pay them to get my store back, and an American agent crashes a firetruck into it. FML.
-PanauAnon627
-RaidinTombs
Finally gave in to my temptations to wear women's clothing, when an entire crowd of survivors finds me just as I'm putting on the most sissy, flowery dress. FML.
-Number1Dad
Last week, despotic ruler raises taxes obscenely high again, taking my store in compensation, and my two sons into military training. This week, I finally manage to pay them to get my store back, and an American agent crashes a firetruck into it. FML.
-PanauAnon627
Indeed, especially with how blunt Shepard is. Her pickup lines are the kind of thing that would usually have you smiling awkwardly and leaving as fast as possible.Veret said:
The end of Tali's FML is sheer brilliance!
Moving on:
Today, the Dungeon Keeper figured out she gets a bonus for slapping us around. She doesn't like slapping her minions so guess who she's turned on. FML.
-Feeling(C)lucky?
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Today, I realised even galactic heroes aren't immune from favouritism. How? She took Emily for a drink, but not before punching me in the face. Again.
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Today, we landed on Tuchanka. Who do I choose to take with me? A turian and a salarian. FML.
-ThresherThrasher
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Today, after suffering major facial scarring, my friend says to me, and I quote, "Hell, you were always ugly. Just slap some face paint on there, and no one will even notice." I've loved this girl for two years. FML.
-Calibr8
Ahhh, you're so mean to poor CaLibr8! And it's so hilarious! I am going straight to hell.revolutionaification said:
Today, a coworker and I both got big promotions. I earned mine by being a dedicated reporter, working my ass off around the clock, bribing sources with my own money, and dressing like a high-class whore. She got hers by being her usual bitchy self and getting punched on-camera. FML.
-AllTheCouncillorsMen
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Today I was talking to the ship's doctor about a mission, and he randomly gave me a bunch of literature on human-turian sex positions. HE knows exactly what's going on, but the guy I'm actually trying to seduce can't even figure out I'm into him. FML.
-ThresherThrasher
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Today, I read that literature the doc gave me. It mentions "chafing" forty-eight times. FML.
-ThresherThrasher
I love him dearly, and that's why it's so damn fun to torture him! I'll see you there, friend.Veret said:
Today, to celebrate bumping into an old friend, I had my first drink in years. It was poison. FML.
-ThresherThrasher
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Today, I figured out that not only is my boss, the man I've been interested in for two years now, banging his new secretary, but he's doing it at my workstation. FML.
TZvasNowhere
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Today, I was supposed to be proving myself for a promotion. Now: the guy who was assessing me is dead; I've destroyed a priceless, one-of-a-kind, ancient artifact; I have horrible, horrible visions of galaxy-wide destruction burned into my brain, and, oh, my whiney Lieutenant seems to think this is an appropriate time to chat me up. FML.
-ThresherThrasher
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Today, discussed mission with commander. Was sidetracked. Sang Gilbert and Sullivan for her. Won't be taken seriously ever again. FML.
-ScientistSalarian
"Tournament championship today. I'm a walking battle tank in a powered armour suit with reflexes so fast and aim so good I can head shot someone an entire arena away, through the tiniest gaps, whilst jumping. He's just some convict trying to commute his life sentence. I have the funding of an entire mining and bloodsport entertainment corporation behind me. He has the state government that my company owns. Shoulda been easy. Instead I lost 15-0. FML."
XantheMan
XantheMan
Hahaaa, the tribulations of Mordin had me in stitches! I must return fire:revolutionaification said:
Today, a cyber-stalker took up residence in the room that houses my AI core. He is a geth collective with 1,183 subroutines, and they are all sending me friend requests. FML.
-DeusExDigita
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Today, a galaxy-saving legend took time out of her titanic struggle against the sworn enemies of the human race to break up my small-time embezzling operation. FML.
-GarageGuardian
Turns out some giant guy built by one of our best scientists has taken over a bunch of factories and has built robots to fight against us. By 'us' I mean the Rebels who found me unconscious and filled my memory with their oppression, and now I have to go down into mines with a mining laser and work with two robots with sex euphamisms for names. FML
- Glitchy Glitched
- Glitchy Glitched
"Today, after saving the world from certain corruption and destruction and surviving against impossible odds through the use of a pretty obvious loophole, I went to see the mother of my unborn child to see how this was going to work out. The ***** had run away. With my magical embryo. FML."akkuron said:
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