What if Videogame Characters could use FML...

[Pyroguekenesis]

Today, I met this cute girl. She is pretty hot and we got off pretty well even had a moment together. THe thing is, I already have a girlfriend - who oddly enough has the same name as her only with the beginning spelt with K instead of C. And every night I have nightmares, where I have to climb a tower...or I die. FML

-StraySheeppatr0n

 

[MrJKapowey]

'Oh. My. God! I actually got set on fire today, after being shot in the head! That's a brilliant way for a bloody yank to thank me! I guess it's just me, or my attitude/face or something. FML!'

S.R1L3Y

 

[Veret]

I do believe we've successfully captured the thread. Good job.

And my quick contribution:

Today, I agreed to help a member of the squad I lead with a little personal business. Her being a thief, I wasn't surprised that it was a heist, but she neglected to mention the fact I'd be undercover. In a dress. FML.

-LadyLooksLikeADude

I never actually got the Kasumi DLC, although at times I wonder whether I'm missing out.

You know who needs some more love? Mordin needs some more love:
________

Today, witnessed human coital behaviors through lab window overlooking engine room. Was fascinating; took notes. MLIA.

-ScientistSalarian
________

Today, joined assault on heavily defended Collector base. Was instructed to "hold the line." FML.

-ScientistSalarian

 

[penguindude42]

"Everything is exploding. Aliens are running around the place. Some army dudes are killing everyone. And I still owe Gordon a beer. FML" -mr_calhoun, Black Mesa

"Shit's kerploding, aliens are popping up at every goddamn corner, command wants me to find some geek named Freeman, and I teleported into a fucking locker! FML" -CorpShephard5, A Locker

"Killed a pyro, ze whorish red one. Saw RED Spy making love to Scout's mother. Took photos!
But then, I got Jarate'd. FML" -XnotbluspyX, 2Fort

"Fuck off, Aldaris. I already have a shitton of fucking pylons, I'm not constructing any goddamn more. FML" -pylonmasta777, Planet 'middle-of-fucking-nowhere'

"Went to the the future with a hot princess and that nerdy girl who thinks she's my best friend. Found out that the world was destroyed...will be...will has going to have been...
I hate time travel. FML" -vVtimedude6Vv, AD 2300

-TOM

 

[ks1234]

Got delayed again...FML

BabeSlapper

I lol'd so f'ing hard @ this.

 

[pulse2]

"Kratos dude killed my entire family simply for stepping out of the house to see what was going on, FML"

 

[Idsertian]

"Wierd virus going around, mutating people, got me too. Have nasty tumours, but awesome long extendy tongue too. Tested it out today, it wrapped itself round some guy in a suit, then some redneck cut it off with a chainsaw. FML."

OneLongTongue

"End of the world approaching, am tasked with absorbing everything in it. FML."

MarionetteGuy

 

[Brutal Peanut]

"First they say I can't stay. Had to run a disturbing obstacle course. Some German guy who hates Tiffany lamps used me for an experiment. Some weirdo in a flowered showercap stole my only friends brain and my gf was kidnapped by a mutant fish. Everyone is a vegetable now - except me.....seriously? FML."

-1337PsyCadet

 

[JET1971]

"they expect me to reply and I have nothing to say, FML" -Gordon freeman

 

[redisforever]

Just started a routine experiment today. Was told i was going to get a promotion for it. Alien monsters appeared out of nowhere and all i did was push a cart carrying a crystal into a giant laser. Now the army has started shooting people, i'm out of a job, and none of the trams work. It's gonna be a long walk back to the surface. FML

NerdyScientist101

Then, I realized, I can't speak. FML

NerdyScientist101

 

[General_Potatoes]

I left the security of my home to look for my dad. He then dies of radiation. FML

- vaulter101

 

[Saelune]

"Lost my keys in Hades, AGAIN. FML"

Angryspartanguy

Thought it was a Doom Refrence at first.

 

[StormShaun]

"I got blown out into space with a helmet with limited oxygen...and its the future FML"

- Commander Sheperd

 

[Lawbringer]

Some new guy came onto the racetrack today. Beat every record in one go and humiliated me in front of my fans. Long story short, turns out he was the dark lord of the Sith. Oh...and my entire planet was just destroyed. FML.

~Twi'lekRacer22

 

[Cheesus333]

Some new guy came onto the racetrack today. Beat every record in one go and humiliated me in front of my fans. Long story short, turns out he was the dark lord of the Sith. Oh...and my entire planet was just destroyed. FML.

~Twi'lekRacer22

To be fair, Revan has it worse.

"Today, I discovered the hidden identity of the most hated, malevolent Sith in the galaxy, the appretice of whom I've been hunting for some time now. Yep, it was me. Didn't see that one coming. FML."

- ReluctantDarkLord

 

[WeakEnd]

"Turns out I killed my brother. Why couldn't anyone tell me that? Did I REALLY need to deal with children-turned-monsters and some cult from a backwater town? FML"

- ChosenToDie

 

[Aetera]

Today, no enchantments. Big tower in lake: still scary. Salamanders? None. Old lady? Still has scary laugh. Also? STILL WANT PIE. FML.


-BoomEnchantment

 

[AtheistAndProud]

Despite my acrobatic skills, it turns out I can't fall ten feet without dying. FML
Thanks Prince Of Persia, it's nice to know your bones are made of toothpicks and graham crackers.