What if Videogame Characters could use FML...

[Selef]

apparently if I kill the giant evil dragon I die too FML.

Darkspawnslayer95

 

[TheKruzdawg]

"So I sent Obi-Wan to defeat Anakin once and for all so that we wouldn't have to go into hiding. And guess what? I live in a swamp now. FML"

JudgeMeNotByMySize (maybe technically not a VG character per se, but you can be him in Lego Star Wars, so it counts)

 

[Aesir23]

"Just had an amazing night with a beautiful woman only to have a cannonball crash into my room. Needless to say, the recruits weren't practising with the new cannons. FML"

MasterAssassin07

 

[Vrex360]

"Found out my faith was based upon a lie, joined sides with my former enemy and killed my Prophet."
Arbiter29

 

[drh1975]

Got electrical powers from an explosion and my girlfriend left me. My best friend's an idiot and half the city wants me dead. My ex died and my archenemy is actually my future self. FML
-ElectricCourier

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

War is hell, even when you can turn all the Viet Cong into toads. FML

Wizard1961

 

[TheTutonicDrone]

"Spent the last few weeks searching all over the city for 4 talisman so I can steal an artifact. I finally get it and take it to my buyer. He turns out to be some god, pulls out my eye and even worse doesn't pay me. The landlord is still bitching about the rent. FML."
One-eyed thief

 

[Extasii]

Made a raft in the arctic, then it sank. Then I fought a giant lobster and got the Horn of Ill Omen, while underwater. Gave it to a homeless guy on a beach. He turned into the orc that tried to kill me earlier this week. Now I'm in a city full of psycho Dark Elves. FML.

Erudite Abrahamstah

(seriously, I wanna see if anyone gets this )

Holy crap! Champions of Norrath? Geezes, I havent touched that game in like 2 years...

Yay! You are officially awesome!

 

[Nedoras]

"I defeated a pathetic fool and found the Sacred Tome. It said my stupidity would be the downfall of my world; the nerve of that damn book! It can't call me stupid, I'M ME!!!! So I burned the damn thing ^_^ I then I realized that destroying the book would destroy my world, so I bound my soul to the book to save it. But now I'm a damn book....FML!"

BadAssFreakingOverlord

 

[Idsertian]

"Had no food for days, Reaper guards kidnapped everyone, then that damn son of mine turns up with a bunch of bloody southern cockneys, god knows what *they* were up to, then they try to squeeze me for info on one of their bloody southern friends, so I send them out to get me some food before I'll talk. They come back with RAW FOOD (which I NEVER EAT) and to top it off I forgot the wife was kidnapped t'other day so she can't cook said bloody food. FML."

If anyone gets that, they win the internet. Or maybe just a cookie.

 

[swankyfella]

"So my dad goes off to train in the mountains just in time for my village to get attacked by an angry demon samurai and have the legendary sword of darkness stolen. Also, I might be dead. It was kind of ambiguous. FML"

DragonNinja99

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

"Didn't get to see much of the Enclave Aircraft Carrier blow up due to the shitty windows in the vertibird. FML."
thelonliestwonderer11

 

[Veret]

Glad I could amuse, it just seemed to fit with the one before it.
Also, that one is the best thing I've heard/read/whatever all day, good job.

And now for something completely different:

Today, the commander left me in charge of the ship. The whole crew was abducted, and I'm pretty sure I've assisted in the machine uprising. FML.

-YsoSerious?
__________

Today, I stopped an asteroid destroying a planet. My reward? Armour. That I can't wear. FML.

-Sheploo_7
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Today, after two years, I finally worked up the courage to tell my best friend how I feel about him. Before I can, he tells me he's busy 'calibrating' and starts talking about guns. FML.

-NotFlexibleEnough

Man, Shepard and AngleFace Garrus are about the unluckiest pair in the world, huh? It's a wonder they ever managed to get it on. Good call on Joker by the way; that guy would spend half his time on FML if he could.

Anyway:

Today was my first day on the force. Most rookies would spend a few weeks writing traffic tickets, but me? I get called to arrest a notorious gang leader who owns half the town. They're all packing automatic weapons, military-grade explosives, and a goddamn apache. We get tasers and pepper spray. FML.

-StillwaterIsADumbName
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A while back I watched my squad butchered by mechs. Then I got posted to the ass end of nowhere and watched my new squad get butchered by Geth. Today I was accused of treason, and found out my father got butchered by more Geth. Now I'm stuck monitoring the ship's engines--which would be fine, but the man I've had a crush on for two years thinks that the engine room is a great place to have loud, obnoxious sex with everyone on the ship but me. F my entire Bosh'tet Quarian existence.

-TZvasNowhere

 

[taciturnCandid]

Girlfriend got killed during the big job. Now i'm king of the dipshits. FML

- tooDrunkToRule

 

[Theron Julius]

"I got kicked out of my home at the age of 10 with no real education and sent out to finish some creepy old guy's dream. Plus my money can only buy medicine and balls. FML"

-Pokemonmaster37

 

[dagens24]

Spent an hour both sweating AND freezing my balls off in order to deactivate Metal Gear Rex and ended up activating him instead. FML.

-SolidTrouserSnake69

 

[the_green_dragon]

apparently if I kill the giant evil dragon I die too FML.

Darkspawnslayer95

You do not!

 

[the_green_dragon]

I just became the King of Albion, sounds pretty good right, until I found out I have 30 children and 7 different kinds of STDs. FML

-Sadking69

 

[Infernai]

"Alright so: My best friend has betrayed me, my sister is dead, my army has just been totally obliterated after we thought we won. As well as this the only allies i have left are some blind pedophile, a cannibalistic mad elf, an annoying priest, a whiny eight year old brat, and some dragon who i made a deal with which stopped me talking. The worst part? I just inadvertantly caused the end of the world by killing the Empire's leader and causing, I kid you not when i say this, giant babies with teeth to come down from above and start eating everyone. We're all that's left to stop them now....compared to me, you lot have it easy. FML".

-CrazyMute1

I know this! This is Drakengard

Indeed. *gives cookie*

 

[aaronmcc]

So I got a sweet new job yesterday but these aliens showed up and now I gotta sacrifice myself for a hologram FML

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