"Turns out I killed my brother. Why couldn't anyone tell me that? Did I REALLY need to deal with children-turned-monsters and some cult from a backwater town? FML"
Despite my acrobatic skills, it turns out I can't fall ten feet without dying. FML
Thanks Prince Of Persia, it's nice to know your bones are made of toothpicks and graham crackers.
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