What if... Was True?

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Tinneh

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
What if I could answer these?
Sir Kemper said:
What if Cheese was alive, and were all horrible monsters for eating a sentient race.
Vegetarians wouldn't eat cheese. The rest of us wouldn't care.
Exactly, a lot of us eat plenty of once-living things.
 

Disaster Button

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Sir Kemper said:
What if Cheese was alive, and were all horrible monsters for eating a sentient race.
Says you. Cheese is digusting and shall only be consumed on pizza at which point it is already melted into a dead melted goop of a living being.

What if I could ask an unlimited amount of these 'What if' quesitons?
 

Canadamus Prime

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
What if "Yahtzee" actually liked games?
You've never really payed attention to his reviews have you? There are many games he likes. Actually I believe he once said outright that if he hated games he simply wouldn't play them. It's just that ripping games apart (figuratively speaking) is what he's paid to do, also it's funny.

OT: What if... crap! I had one, but now I've forgotten it.

Edit: oh now I remember, what if life was just a big game of The Sims.
 

MetaKnight19

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What if 2012 is definitely going to happen? (Which it plainly isn't, I'm merely contributing and it was the best I could think of)
 

SnootyEnglishman

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CoverYourHead said:
What if this is all a figment of a cat's imagination?
We'd all be serving a gigantic kitty overlord and everyone is forced to clean the litterbox every hour on the hour
 

SomeBritishDude

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Shepard said:
What if Fallout was real?
It is. Hense the extra head.

MetaKnight19 said:
What if 2012 is definitely going to happen?
It will. 2 years from now it will be the year 2012.

TheNumber1Zero said:
What if the color Orange didn't exist?
Portal would have been impossible to complete.

And there would be a fruit called "Yellowy Red".