What if... Was True?

[Spekter068]

What if I could lick my elbow? sadface

You can't? I can.

OP: What if there was no such thing as a hypothetical question?

 

[Deadlock Radium]

What if he'd actually give you up, and let you down, and actually turned around and deserted you?

 

[Hollock]

What if she loved me back

what if I dumped her body in the gorge? ;-)

what if i killed you before you killed her?

I'd haunt her.
What if after I killed her I went after neonbob?

 

[mikecoulter]

OT: what if Doctor Who actually did something worth while with his time-travelling adventures. You all know what I mean.

*boots you hard*

Saving Humanity isn't enough for you?

What if "Yahtzee" actually liked games?

He'd be left drawing boring animations for no 'good' reason the rest of his life... Probably from jail.

What if I fitted a fog horn to my car?

 

[Eggsnham]

What if this thread turned into a giant religious flamewar?

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

What if "Yahtzee" actually liked games?

You've never really payed attention to his reviews have you?

Nope. None of them. Especially not the ones that say his favourite game is not Fantasy World Dizzy, as was once reported. Or that the figure that he uses in his review is a picture from Thomas Ruff, a German photographer, from his series of portraits.

What if people understood sarcasm better?

 

[Canadamus Prime]

What if "Yahtzee" actually liked games?

You've never really payed attention to his reviews have you?

Nope. None of them. Especially not the ones that say his favourite game is not Fantasy World Dizzy, as was once reported. Or that the figure that he uses in his review is a picture from Thomas Ruff, a German photographer, from his series of portraits.

What if people understood sarcasm better?

It's hard to understand sarcasm when there's nothing but text to go on. Perhaps some sort of sign that indicated sarcasm...

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

It's hard to understand sarcasm when there's nothing but text to go on. Perhaps some sort of sign that indicated sarcasm...

I find that posting on these threads automatically tends to imply at least some form of sarcasm

 

[sokimit]

What if I could lick my elbow? sadface

You can't? I can.

OP: What if there was no such thing as a hypothetical question?

Yeah unfortunately I have really long arms. So I will never no the joy of licking my elbow.

 

[Shepard's Shadow]

What if Fallout was real?

It is. Hense the extra head.

Sorry, this is a bit off topic, but is your avatar Earthworm Jim?

 

[AfroTree]

What if she loved me back

what if I dumped her body in the gorge? ;-)

what if i killed you before you killed her?

I'd haunt her.
What if after I killed her I went after neonbob?

He'd nuke the whales...more


What if he never nuke'd the whales?

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

What if I kill the cops when they get to the gorge?

Then there'd be a nationwide manhunt.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

What if Fallout was real?

It is. Hense the extra head.

Sorry, this is a bit off topic, but is your avatar Earthworm Jim?

It is. It represents my current battle to complete the game, one I have had for just over a decade.

 

[Shepard's Shadow]

What if Fallout was real?

It is. Hense the extra head.

Sorry, this is a bit off topic, but is your avatar Earthworm Jim?

It is. It represents my current battle to complete the game, one I have had for just over a decade.

Ha! I never completed that game. I kept dying all the time. I wish you good luck in your quest to complete it. May you have more determination to finish it then I did.