What if.......

Troublesome Lagomorph · Dec 30, 2010

I'd be a happy man.

What if the internet broke?

i don't know · Dec 30, 2010

Then I would most likely kill myself.

What if everyone sprouted wings one day?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Dec 30, 2010

People would be freaked out.

What if cars suddenly began to fly?

i don't know · Dec 30, 2010

Then I would get to school faster.

What if it really rained cats and dogs?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Dec 30, 2010

There would be a bloody mess.

What if there were a bloody mess?

i don't know · Dec 30, 2010

Then I would most likely drink it for nourishment.

What if the bloody mess had chocolate in it?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Dec 30, 2010

It would be dirty chocolate.

What if all the bacon on the planet disappeared?

TheDoctor455 · Dec 31, 2010

Then we might not discover the cure for Aids. (see a certain LRR video to get the joke)

What if Heart of Darkness weren't a troll?

AwesomeExpress · Dec 31, 2010

He wouldn't exist! Probably.

What if muffins were a form of currency?

TheDoctor455 · Dec 31, 2010

Then money would suddenly be delicious!

What if Bottle Caps were real currency?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Dec 31, 2010

I'd be broke as hell.

What if everybody was broke as hell?

AwesomeExpress · Dec 31, 2010

We'd all be lined up at the food bank!

What if dinosaurs still roamed the earth?

Redlin5_v1legacy · Dec 31, 2010

I'd own a raptor ranch then.

What if everything on the internet suddenly became real?

TheDoctor455 · Dec 31, 2010

Then we would be up to our necks in lol cats, Portal references, and Cthulhu!

What if rule 34's results weren't so disturbing?

Vesuvius Hetlan · Dec 31, 2010

Then you haven't been to the tags I have...

What if god was a riverweed...

Zirat · Dec 31, 2010

Then vegetarianism would be a damnable offense.

What if Anonymous took over the world?

Vesuvius Hetlan · Dec 31, 2010

Wait? It hasn't?

What if we knew who Anonymous was?

Redlin5_v1legacy · Dec 31, 2010

Then the CIA would waterboard us and there would be many arrests after our confessions.

What would happen if Genghis Khan was reincarnated today?

Zirat · Dec 31, 2010

Then I for one would welcome our new Mongol overlords!

What if Disco made a return?

Redlin5_v1legacy · Dec 31, 2010

I would go into disco balls and make millions selling them for an inflated rate.

What if dividing by zero created a rift to the emo dimension?