What if.......

[AwesomeExpress]

Then we'd all be outrageous!

What if your favorite band invited you up on stage with them?

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Then I'd be singing with a bunch of jigglypuffs.

What if a boombox could change the world?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

The we'd better make sure no one plays country on it.. or rap..

What if that's not air you're breathing?

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Well it doesn't really matter as I don't die...

What if you got my reference just now...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Then I'd probably be a little worse off.

What if there wasn't chocolate milk?

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Then I'd have no reason to live.

What if you couldn't die?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then I would have some fun with religious extremists and scientists.

What if Time Stopped, but only forum users on the Escapist could move?

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I'd be very sad.

What if you had a theme song that started playing whenever you walked into a room?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then the world would be a much more depressing place. Or at least the parts of it that I frequent.

What if you had a third eye?

 

[The Clown]

It depends where it was, if it was on my forehead I would make myself some snazzy sunglasses.

What if 4chan ruled the world.

 

[FieryButterfly]

then the world would be a sadder place...

what if there were no oceans?

 

[The Clown]

Then there would be no rain and all life on earth would die.

What if you could fly.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then I'd put on shows and make some money with it... oh... and my commutes would go a lot faster.


What if you suddenly turned into your favorite video game character (ones that you create don't count)?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would not be my Saints Row 2 character so I'd be sad.

What if you turned into your favorite video game character that you created?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then I'd suddenly be a female Commander Shepard.

What? I always liked fem Shep better because Jennifer Hale is a better voice actor than Mark Meer.

So... things get a little weird now...

What if you turned into your favorite literary character?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I would be not at all happy with that.

What if a satellite fell into your house?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I would be screwed financially.

What if you could repeat 2010? What would you do different?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Nothing.

What if you could go back in time to re-do your freshman year in High School?

 

[Nouw]

Let's just say that won't happen >.>

What if your pet waited for you to return and died of old age and you realized it when you found him/her dead?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd dispose of them accordingly and get a new one.

What if you forgot to feed the fish while I was away?