What if.......

[Dango]

Feed them to someone else that I want become friends with.

What if the people in charge of FOX were foxes?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Then they would be very sly.

What if they were already sly?

 

[TheDoctor455]

That would be giving Fox too much credit, its really being run by howler monkeys.

What if Valve finally released HL2:EP3?

 

[hyperhammy]

Valve will achieve duke nukem forever status.

What if the cake is a lie?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Then: http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

What if your mind was an enigma?

(DAMNIT, PARA!)

 

[Queen Michael]

It'd be neat, I like tractors as well!

What if I'm a snowstorm burning? What if I'm a world unturning? What if I'm an ocean, far too shallow, much too deep? What if I'm the kindest demon, something you may not believe in? What if I'm a siren singing gentlemen to sleep?

 

[Queen Michael]

Oh, don't worry, I won't.

What if God was one of us? Just a slob, like one of us?

 

[TheDoctor455]

They wouldn't take it back. They NEVER take PC games back.

What if I really were Tassadar?

 

[Dango]

Then I still wouldn't know who you are...

What if Valve decided to do maintenance on Steam at a completely logical time?

 

[Best of the 3]

Then eveyone else will go illogical that way they would still be the odd one out.

What if the moon was made of cheese?

 

[Kere]

Then we would find a way to travel to it and mine the cheese to bring back to earth until the moon was no more.

What if all vampires sparkled? D:

 

[Daffy F]

The world would surely end.
What if I CAN have my cake and eat it too?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Aren't those the same thing?
Well... someone would probably try to make you feel guilty about it.

What if Peter Molyneux actually stopped hyping his games?

 

[Blue Musician]

His games would be actually good!

What if I had a green spinach as a beard?

 

[Kere]

Then you would make Popeye very happy...

What if Lady GaGa and Marilyn Manson had a child?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Then it'd probably be insane.

What if you found a portal to another dimention?

 

[TheDoctor455]

I would steal everything that wasn't nailed down in that universe, and then pop back to our own dimension before it closed.

What if the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device were fully functional, mass produced, and was dirt cheap?

 

[Dango]

Then war would become a hilarious and whimsical pass time.

What if I invented the extendo-finger?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then you would make exactly $5 from the royalties.

What if international conflicts (including acts of terrorism) were settled with paintball?

 

[kannibus]

Then there'd be a shit ton of environmentalists going on about how paint was destroying the ozone layer or some such thing.

What if your best friend suddenly turned into a pizza?