What if...

[Doomsday11]

Our furniture in Briton would speak in ridicules posh British accents and are American neighbors would cry every time they saw a big mac.

 

[Totenkopf]

BURN THEM ALL!

Don't worry ma'am, we Fallschirmjägers know how to handle this.

Spoiler: see?

 

[Disaster Button]

We would all be hypocrites for saying slavery is bad because we use furniture for our sitting pleasure. Who are the real monsters? WHO!?

 

[Baldry]

I'd stop putting my dick in it.

erm anyway this isn't Beauty and the beast dear. And I'd probably build a completely empty room, besides the door I used to enter and a floor, ceiling and walls and well anyway I'd get dressed in there...And try avoid getting eaten by my Bed!

 

[zehydra]

It'd make my a world a hell of a lot more interesting. I'd be all for it.

 

[Jedamethis]

I'd stop putting my dick in it.

Okay, I'm going to stand over here now.

 

[Baldry]

I'd stop putting my dick in it.

Okay, I'm going to stand over here now.

It's a big dick boyo, might want to stand a bit further away.

 

[Jedamethis]

I'd stop putting my dick in it.

Okay, I'm going to stand over here now.

It's a big dick boyo, might want to stand a bit further away.

*runs away*

 

[nick n stuff]

we could make them our slaves. what they gonna do about it?

 

[Baldry]

I'd stop putting my dick in it.

Okay, I'm going to stand over here now.

It's a big dick boyo, might want to stand a bit further away.

*runs away*

A BIT FURTHER!

 

[Poofs]

then it wouldnt be furniture
it would be a species of animal
and depending on how aware it might even have rights

 

[Mr Scott]

I would have extensive conversations with the furniture & be the person to help all 'yall's furniture with their psychological problems. Thus becoming the world's first sofa shrink.

 

[Billion Backs]

Pee Wee Herman show opening, anyone?

Closer to 1:00 mark, skip through the initial mindfuck if you dare!

 

[Aesir23]

My chair would wonder why I spend all day sitting on it and yet pay more attention to the PC and 360. And also wonder why, with my lack of exercise, I never get any heavier.

Seriously though? If my furniture became sentient, I'd just start sitting on the floor and read books all day.

Fear the sentience. O_O

 

[ryanxm]

then i would feel verry bad for my couch that my brothers hairy friend sat on shirtless

 

[Deadlock Radium]

But what will we sit on?!

We shall sit on overly obese people! They will finally have a use!

God how I laughed right there.

OT: I've got nothing..

 

[Caligulove]

It would explain why the couch keeps mugging me, wallet always gets stuck in the cushions