What if...

[Xyphon]

Take the whole wallet and burn everything that isn't green or made of paper. What's he gonna do? Call me a whippersnapper? He's pushing 70 for fuck sake.

 

[JSkunk22]

I'd do the right thing and return it to him.
Perhaps he's grateful enough to reward me, though really so long as I get a "Thank you" I'd be satisfied.

 

[megapenguinx]

Probably pay rent, food, and utilities.
I don't fear the Texas Ranger, the Texas Ranger fears me 0_0.

 

[LongAndShort]

If its got an address in it, go and return the wallet to him with all cash in it. I think he'd be greatful to me for returning his wallet and even if he doesn't choose to reward me, I'll always be able to say I survived a meeting with Chuck Norris.

Then I'd go and eat a meat pie, a sausage roll and maybe stop into the pub on my way home.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Is it sweet and made of leather?
If so, I would ditch everything in it and keep it.
If not, I would throw it at someone.
This can be applied to anything I find ever.

 

[sumanoskae]

you find a wallet with tons of money in it and the name inside the wallet reads "chuck norris" what would you do?

Take it because Chuck Norris doesn't lose things; He merely stops caring for them.

Don't say that!. Chuck Noris loves us!

 

[Kurokami]

you find a wallet with tons of money in it and the name inside the wallet reads "chuck norris" what would you do?

Take the wallet.

 

[Beartrucci]

Find out where he lives and stage an air strike on it, so that the internet meme would finally die.
I hope.

I doubt the meme would die when he does. In fact, even more jokes would be made involving Chuck Norris and the afterlife and whatnot. At least it the jokes have died down at the moment.

 

[Commander Jack Rankin]

I'd keep the cash and consider it partial reparations for "Walker: Texas Ranger".

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Find out where he lives and stage an air strike on it, so that the internet meme would finally die.
I hope.

What about the off-chance he was at home at the time of the strike, or worse still, is seen jogging away from his house when it 'splodes?
The meme probably only needs Chuck to actually achieve what it claims he does daily before it becomes a full fledged cult.

Be smart, blow up his town.

Yes.

 

[Amnestic]

Chuck Norris

Born Carlos Ray Norris
March 10, 1940 (1940-03-10) (age 69)

Yeah, I'm about as scared of being kicked by a 69 year old as I am of being beaten up by a 10 year old.

Take the money, leave the empty wallet within spitting distance of a police station.

Then go out and get trashed on someone else's tab.

 

[Jumping_Over_Fences]

I would take the money and the wallet. I would then go to his house and laugh at him. Basically because his movies suck and he is a terrible actor. The only reason the rules exist is because Chuck Norris is and always will be a joke. It is funny to make someone who is in no way intimidating scary.

...sorry for that rant.

 

[Legion]

you find a wallet with tons of money in it and the name inside the wallet reads "chuck norris" what would you do?

Take it because Chuck Norris doesn't lose things; He merely stops caring for them.

I'm not even a fan of the whole Chuck Norris thing but that was awesome.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Take the money and throw the wallet in the trash

 

[Vrex360]

Take the money, then introduce him to Bruce Cambell!!! Then when they start fighting I activate the crystal that turns Bruce Cambell into Mecha-Cambell.... because that is unstoppable.

 

[WeedWorm]

Take money, leave wallet into the copshop.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Take it. He has lots of money and I have little.
Times are hard you know.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Put it down take two slow steps back and run away.

CN gonna kill me

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Take the money, then introduce him to Bruce Cambell!!! Then when they start fighting I activate the crystal that turns Bruce Cambell into Mecha-Cambell.... because that is unstoppable.

Chuck Norris would still beat his ass down because Chuck Norris is the greatest human alive

 

[TheBarefootBandit]

Find out where he lives and stage an air strike on it, so that the internet meme would finally die.
I hope.

You know deep down it would just spawn more jokes. *defeated sigh*