What if...

[arc101]

I would put on gloves, take the money, drop the wallet.

Chuck will find you, he will collect you're DNA that you left at the scene and track you down. I will be at your funeral

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Look around, put the wallet back, and slowly walk away praying to the mighty Chuck Norris to not kill me.

 

[ninja steve]

give him his wallet and bask in his awesomeness or some sh*t he may nearly be 70 but he looks and can act like 40