What is in the basement?

[lacktheknack]

OMFG

oh LAWDY WTF is up with that pic O_O

Look long enough and you fucking see something worse looking than the flesh that hates o_o

*screams*

Anyway, aww, I thought the escapist had a special spam thread that you need to look for to post in.

and good god I remember squidwards suicide and smiledog... thought that basement pic is MUCH worse than smiledog now that I see what makes the basement pic so scary.

The scary thing being the cat eyes MY FUCKING ASS

Yeah... stay outta the basement.

And most of that story was pulled from my ass, but it kinda makes sense...

*goes back to comment*
NUUUUUUUUUUUU~

I looked at that pic again!

save me jeebus!
*little girl scream*

Anyway, yeah, it kinda does. Though i cannot help but feel the basement absorbed the R&P forum, and pumped all the vial troll smegma through every orifice in R&Ps already tainted body till it was oozing troll juice out of every pore

That's why I don't go there any more.

 

[Hollock]

you know I was never warned about the basement when I joined, so I went in and painted a picture

Spoiler

It's just a normal basement, don't see what the big deal is.

 

[lacktheknack]

OMFG

oh LAWDY WTF is up with that pic O_O

Look long enough and you fucking see something worse looking than the flesh that hates o_o

*screams*

Anyway, aww, I thought the escapist had a special spam thread that you need to look for to post in.

and good god I remember squidwards suicide and smiledog... thought that basement pic is MUCH worse than smiledog now that I see what makes the basement pic so scary.

The scary thing being the cat eyes MY FUCKING ASS

Yeah... stay outta the basement.

And most of that story was pulled from my ass, but it kinda makes sense...

*goes back to comment*
NUUUUUUUUUUUU~

I looked at that pic again!

save me jeebus!
*little girl scream*

Anyway, yeah, it kinda does. Though i cannot help but feel the basement absorbed the R&P forum, and pumped all the vial troll smegma through every orifice in R&Ps already tainted body till it was oozing troll juice out of every pore

That's why I don't go there any more.

wait, you ACTUALLY WENT THERE ._.

you need a medal my dear man.

...what is it really like?

Wait, Religion and Politics or the Basement?

Basement: I went there early after signing up because I thought a dead baby joke thread was a good idea (my Matrix badges... Nooooo!). They tossed the Suspended in the basement at the time, because the stairway was still intact. It was horrible.

All the trolls wanted to be my friend, which they translate to "Vomit in your mouth until you laugh". And if you DON'T laugh, the whips come out.

I could see the threads, the parties, the good times, and all I could do was lay there, flayed by the trolls, and SCREAM A MOUTHLESS SCREAM.

Then, three days later, I emerged, broken, bleeding, and Matrix badge-less. NOT a pleasant experience.

As for R&P... It was a saddening experience. Pure vomit, bile, rage, intolerance everywhere. Nothing is more infuriating than a smug troll. <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Skullkid4187>Skullkid4187 was there for much longer than me, he can give you more details of horror than I.

 

[Aurora219]

What's in the basement?

Have a look! [http://www.warehouse23.com/basement/]

Can someone else click it for me?

Spoiler: I have this eerie feeling that.....

[sub][sub]Im a wuss XD[/sub][/sub]

Yeah it's not a trap. At least not a lemonparty or meatspin type trap. Just a thousand weird boxes with things like wheels and sweaters and aliens in them.

 

[Talal Provides]

You can look in my basement if you want. All that's down there is a bunch of holiday decorations and 5 gallons of fermenting imperial stout.

OR IS THAT ALL? DO YOU DARE TAKE THE RISK?

 

[BRex21]

Radon. from the uranium rich soil of Manitoba.

 

[TheWizzerd]

I heard Barbra Streisand sings down there all day =/

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

What's in the basement?

As far as I know, the washer and dryer, my dad's bicycle collection and the cats' litter box.

 

[archvile93]

It's where all the bodies of people who are banned end up. What, you thought they just made them leave?

 

[smearyllama]

The old Twilight Zone pinball machine.
An old couch.
A badass radio.
Some furniture.
All of your old toys.

 

[Contun]

Spoiler: Ann Coulter is in the basement. And she's listening to this:

Spoiler: Are you sure?

Spoiler: Seriously, last warning.

Spoiler: Alright... your funeral bub...

 

[lacktheknack]

OMFG

oh LAWDY WTF is up with that pic O_O

Look long enough and you fucking see something worse looking than the flesh that hates o_o

*screams*

Anyway, aww, I thought the escapist had a special spam thread that you need to look for to post in.

and good god I remember squidwards suicide and smiledog... thought that basement pic is MUCH worse than smiledog now that I see what makes the basement pic so scary.

The scary thing being the cat eyes MY FUCKING ASS

Yeah... stay outta the basement.

And most of that story was pulled from my ass, but it kinda makes sense...

*goes back to comment*
NUUUUUUUUUUUU~

I looked at that pic again!

save me jeebus!
*little girl scream*

Anyway, yeah, it kinda does. Though i cannot help but feel the basement absorbed the R&P forum, and pumped all the vial troll smegma through every orifice in R&Ps already tainted body till it was oozing troll juice out of every pore

That's why I don't go there any more.

wait, you ACTUALLY WENT THERE ._.

you need a medal my dear man.

...what is it really like?

Wait, Religion and Politics or the Basement?

Basement: I went there early after signing up because I thought a dead baby joke thread was a good idea (my Matrix badges... Nooooo!). They tossed the Suspended in the basement at the time, because the stairway was still intact. It was horrible.

All the trolls wanted to be my friend, which they translate to "Vomit in your mouth until you laugh". And if you DON'T laugh, the whips come out.

I could see the threads, the parties, the good times, and all I could do was lay there, flayed by the trolls, and SCREAM A MOUTHLESS SCREAM.

Then, three days later, I emerged, broken, bleeding, and Matrix badge-less. NOT a pleasant experience.

As for R&P... It was a saddening experience. Pure vomit, bile, rage, intolerance everywhere. Nothing is more infuriating than a smug troll. <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Skullkid4187>Skullkid4187 was there for much longer than me, he can give you more details of horror than I.

I was thinking about the R&P forum.

Are there any trolls there that actually peek there smegma and diarrhea covered nobs through the staircase to promptly attempt to fill innocent off-topic poster's anuses?

It's rare, but does occur on occasion. They don't like to, though, because R&P trolls just get shoved back down their holes they came up through, trolls found elsewhere get tossed off the R&P landing, and are trapped by the Scary Thread in a tiny corner. The only way they can get past it is to read every post and page in it. It's a fate worse than hell, but MAN, trolls can be freaking persistent.

 

[Zannkimaru]

For some reason thinking of an evil basement gets "someones in my fruit cellar!" stuck in my head.