What is in the basement?

[Canadamus Prime]

IDK, if we're talking about MY basement, then uh, me. I'm in my basement.

 

[Frankydee]

the basement is full of.... stuff. And lots of it to the point where walking around is more difficult than it should.

Also where my tiny room happens to be.

comfortable tho.

 

[Irridium]

You know all those spammers/trolls that post all the adverts, porn, gore, gore-porn, ect.?

All those posts are down there.

Don't go down there.

But where is it?

That is none of your concern citizen!

Through that reeeally rickety old shack door opposite of the punch and cookies.

...
God dammit.

 

[TheMonkeySlayer]

Glenn Beck.

 

[FalloutJack]

What's in the basement?

Have a look! [http://www.warehouse23.com/basement/]

 

[Urgh76]

The same thing that's in the closet, silly!

[sub]STILL NEVER EVER GO TO EITHER OF THEM THOUGH[/sub]

 

[lacktheknack]

What's in the basement?

Have a look! [http://www.warehouse23.com/basement/]

A gasoline powered turtleneck... huh.

You know all those spammers/trolls that post all the adverts, porn, gore, gore-porn, ect.?

All those posts are down there.

Don't go down there.

But where is it?

Through that reeeally rickety old shack door opposite of the punch and cookies.

but where is it really? Is it even real?

Obviously, it's where all the trolls go.

It's memetic, but don't tell anyone. Shhh...

 

[brodie21]

itz wer teh leet goto pwn teh noobz n call their moms faggotz and curse on xbox live

shitty behavior leads to the basement

 

[Thaius]

It's a {CONTENT DELETED} where those of us who {CONTENT DELETED} go in order to discuss the darker parts of The Escapist's {CONTENT DELETED}. It's definitely not for the faint of heart, especially when {CONTENT DELETED} brings up the topic of {CONTENT DELETED}.

Also, as you can no doubt see, any information regarding it is filtered by the site itself. It's complicated, but suffice it to say the basement is also home to a {CONTENT DELETED} that takes care of all that stuff.

EDIT: Wow, this is even more unreadable than I expected...

 

[Urgh76]

What's in the basement?

Have a look! [http://www.warehouse23.com/basement/]

Can someone else click it for me?

Spoiler: I have this eerie feeling that.....

[sub][sub]Im a wuss XD[/sub][/sub]

 

[Vampire cat]

It's THE BASEMENT of the escapist. When people welcome newbs to the escapist it seems they always say, Welcome don't go into the basement, or something along those lines. So I was wondering what everyone thought was actually down there. BTW suki, Meow...

Uhm, meow back at you OO. Don't tell Jaranja I meowed tho, he'll get mad OO. I don't think he likes me meowing at other guys, or doing anything to or with other guys at all actually =3.

So the basement is... Nothing. I'm just gona go ahead and decide it means "don't say something stupid, they'll fry your eyeballs", cause that's pretty much what happens to people with the unfortunate stupid comment on here =3.

 

[Souplex]

It's where basement cat lives.
It's an annoying joke that refuses to die that people keep posting in the "I'm new here" threads. Just ignore it and hope it dies.

 

[HT_Black]

If you really wanna know what's in the basement, I'll tell you.

Do you? I'll tell you, it makes trolls, pornbots, and spammers look like small potatoes. Stop Reading now.

Okay, I warned you.

It's Video Game Theater. Now quick, engage in the internet cleansing rites before it learns that you spoke of it! Run!

 

[Skorpyo]

I explained it in that thread... it's where all the trolls get tossed. We don't go there ever since the "Incident That Stopped Us From Entering The Basement", and because the trolls are getting desperate. It's why we broke the staircase.

Part way down the staircase is the door to the Religion and Politics forum, so you have to tread with caution around there.

The Scary Thread is kept in the basement.
Am I the only one who knows this?

"The Scary Thread" is somewhere under what remains of the stairs. Bring a protective suit if you want to go looking for it, though.

 

[spartan1077]

It's THE BASEMENT of the escapist. When people welcome newbs to the escapist it seems they always say, Welcome don't go into the basement, or something along those lines. So I was wondering what everyone thought was actually down there. BTW suki, Meow...

Uhm, meow back at you OO. Don't tell Jaranja I meowed tho, he'll get mad OO. I don't think he likes me meowing at other guys, or doing anything to or with other guys at all actually =3.

So the basement is... Nothing. I'm just gona go ahead and decide it means "don't say something stupid, they'll fry your eyeballs", cause that's pretty much what happens to people with the unfortunate stupid comment on here =3.

Everytime I see your avatar it makes me want to meow. Just tht though.

 

[Dango]

As many people have mentioned, it's where the trolls are sent to. What takes place there was also documented in an episode of LoadingReadyRun.

 

[Sacman]

I heard MaxTheReaper is down there...

 

[WrcklessIntent]

I'm gonna go off topic here to talk about my actual basement.
Its my man cave and my family knows to stay out of it. It is rare, if ever, for them to go down there and bother me. My xbox, wii, tv, and computer are down there but i can almost 100% garuntee you that there is certainly no weed at all hidden buried under old VHS'. Nope none at all.

 

[lacktheknack]

I explained it in that thread... it's where all the trolls get tossed. We don't go there ever since the "Incident That Stopped Us From Entering The Basement", and because the trolls are getting desperate. It's why we broke the staircase.

Part way down the staircase is the door to the Religion and Politics forum, so you have to tread with caution around there.

The Scary Thread is kept in the basement.
Am I the only one who knows this?

"The Scary Thread" is somewhere under what remains of the stairs. Bring a protective suit if you want to go looking for it, though.

...It's TRUE! THAT explains why there are much fewer trolls then normal near the stairs when I go to Religion and Politics... The Scary Thread keeps them away!

...exactly like my beauty sleep!

 

[lacktheknack]

What's in the basement?

Have a look! [http://www.warehouse23.com/basement/]

Can someone else click it for me?

Spoiler: I have this eerie feeling that.....

[sub][sub]Im a wuss XD[/sub][/sub]

It's not... he somehow ends up in a parallel dimension where there's a massive collection of bizarre artifacts in a warehouse.

Better then trolls and The Scary Thread.