What is the best track name you've heard?

[TheRightToArmBears]

There's a song on the newest Every Time I Die album called Underwater Bimbos from Space.

Can anything possibly top that?

 

[Formica Archonis]

"I Don't Know What You Want But I Can't Give It Anymore" - Pet Shop Boys

"This Must Be The Place I Waited Years To Leave" - Pet Shop Boys

(Gods those two titles look lousy in title case. Easier to capitalize every first letter.)

 

[Palademon]

We Are Finally Cowboys
Rocket Surgeon
Pleather For Breakfast

No More Heroes is crazy.

 

[Nouw]

I quite like the song name 'Rust in Peace...Polaris,' by Megadeth. It's not something you hear everyday.

 

[lacktheknack]

"I'm Like A Lawyer In The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off" by Fall Out Boy. They like their long song titles (with the exception of "Thnks Fr Th Mmrs").

Special mention to Portishead's "Glory Box" because I know someone who ALWAYS calls it "Glory Hole".

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

"Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's ****" - Cannibal Corpse

Basically anything by Cannibal Corpse or Anal **** is bound to have a hilariously gratuitous title. For things that aren't quite so risibly repugnant, I'd put forth:

"No One Loves Me & Neither Do I" - Them Crooked Vultures
"I Started Out with Nothin and I Still Got Most of It Left" - Seasick Steve
"Cosmic Keys to My Creations and Times" - Emperor
"Ensorcelled by Khaos" - Emperor
"Dopethrone" - Electric Wizard
"The Death of Music" - Devin Townsend
"Ifinite Ocean" - Devin Townsend
"Lost in the Forest of Trolls" - Ulver (Needs to be the anthem of the internet. )
"I Had Too Much to Dream Last Night" - Ulver
"Frozen Lakes on Mars" - Ihsahn
"Unsilent Storms in the North Abyss" - Immortal
"Destroyer of the Universe" - Amon Amarth
"Through Gardens of Grief" - At the Gates
"Slaughter of the Soul" - At the Gates
"Great Gig in the Sky" - Pink Floyd
"Shine On You Crazy Diamond" - Pink Floyd
"A Pillow of Winds" - Pink Floyd
"Ashen Nectar" - Netherbird
"Heart Shaped Box" - Nirvana
"Rape Me" - Nirvana
"I Hate Myself and Want to Die" - Nirvana
"Cosmic Sea" - Death
"Voice of the Soul" - Death
"Overkill" - Motorhead
"Black Rose Immortal" - Opeth
"Under the Weeping Moon" - Opeth
"Death Whispered a Lullaby" - Opeth
"Inquisition Symphony" - Sepultura
"Big Church (Megszentségteleníthetetlenségeskedéseitekért)" - Sunn O)))
"Hooker With a Penis" - Tool
"Break the Fangs of the Wicked" - Woe of Tyrants
"Pearls Before Swine" - Woe of Tyrants
"Heart of the Sunrise" - Yes
"Hold this Earth in the Hands of Sulphur" - May Result
"Sympathy for the Devil" - The Rolling Stones
"Under a Glass Moon" - Dream Theater
"Celestial Voyage" - Cynic
"Ocean Gateways" - Obscura
"Riding a Black Unicorn Down the Side of an Erupting Volcano While Drinking from a Chalice Filled with the Laughter of Small Children!" - Voltaire

 

[Scarim Coral]

The only one I can think of at the moment is "May you all burn!" from the Gurren Lagann OSt.
It sound like what a badass villain would say when he/ she about to kill the heroes.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

Around The World In A Tea Daze - Shpongle (say it out loud... )

Also, for some reason I could only think of long track names for a while... like The orb's 'A huge evergrowing pulsating brain, that rules from the centre of the ultraworld.' and a breakcore track called:

Spoiler: Spoilered due to nature of title. It is disgusting, and can easily offend

'I stole your bag of dried menstural bubbles while you enjoyed double penetration from your husbands and dogs penis loal'

Sorry about that! :/

In fact, breakcore has a lot of horribly named tracks... mostly about sex, or just random swear words...!

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

We Are Finally Cowboys
Rocket Surgeon
Pleather For Breakfast

No More Heroes is crazy.

No More Heroes by the Stranglers?

 

[kortin]

Retribution from the Eternal Night ~ Imperishable Night [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7tk-v-3MoU]

OR

Desire Drive [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L04fNGH1s6g]

Touhou music tends to have really good names for songs (albeit sometimes are a little engrish-y )

 

[RJ 17]

Just off the top of my head, one that comes to mind is "*****, I Lied" - Insane Clown Posse.

 

[-Samurai-]

Ten Speed (Of God's Blood And Burial)...by Coheed and Cambria or sumtin'

My favourite thing about that song is that it's about a bike. Heh heh heh, Ten Speed.

But not just an ordinary bike...*thunder and lightning*

OT:

I Never Told You What I Do For A Living
It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A Deathwish
You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison
I'd Hate To Be You When People Find Out What This Song Is About
Once Upon Your Dead Body
Time Consumer (I named several of my ACs in the Armored Core series after this song)

 

[Lethal Music]

Some are in german, translation will be provided in brackets

Nägel in meinem Kopf [nails in my head] - Eric Fisch

Destroy them with lazers - Knife Party

Symphony of destruction - Megadeth

Break those bones whose sinews gave it motion - Meshuggah

Billy Joe's Dubstep adventure - Truxton

New Millenium Cyanide Christ - Meshuggah

Die kleine Ballade vom schwarzen Schmetterling [The small ballad of the black butterfly] - ASP

Ich hasse Musik [I hate music] - Knorkator

Ich wünsch mir, dass das Zebra schweigt [I wish the zebra would be silent] - Samsas Traum (Don't mistake this for some silly song - it might sound rather happy, but the text is rather violent)

 

[John Schaeffer]

Where's My Thing? (Pt 4 of the Gangster of Boats Trilogy) by Rush
Malignant Narcissism by Rush
Killed By Death by Motorhead (the simple ones are usually the most effective)
Octopus Has No Friends by Mastodon
Hooker With a Penis by Tool
The Government Totally Sucks by Tenacious D (I could have chosen alot, but this one always makes me laugh)
Losfer Words (Big 'Orra) by Iron Maiden (Instrumental)
Ted, Just Admit it... by Jane's Addiction
Pathogenic Occular Dissonance by Tourniquet
She's As Beautiful As a Foot by Blue Oyster Cult (they have a few I'm pretty proud of)
Seven Screaming Diz-Busters by Blue Oyster Cult

(Pretty much anything by Budgie, though I doubt anyone here has actually heard of them. Here are just some of favorites)

Nude Disintegrating Parachutist Woman
You're the Biggest Thing Since Powdered Milk
Hot As a Docker's Armpit
Napoleon Bona Pt 1 and 2
Crash Course in Brain Surgery
If I Were Brittania I'd Waive the Rules
In the Grip of a Tyrefitter's Hand

 

[EviladeBlazingDemon]

Chased Through the Woods by a Rapist
Entrails Ripped From a Virgin's C**t
Hitler was a Sensitive Man
I Lit Your Baby on Fire
Tastes Like Kevin Bacon (or any iwrestledabearonce song)
Fuck Your Arse With Broken Glass
Dogs Can Grow Beards All Over
The Lying Lies and Dirty Secrets of Miss Erica Court
Beethoven's C***
I Should Have Asked Where the Remote Control Was Before I Killed You
The Legend of the Rent is Way Hardcore
I Tamper With the Evidence at the Murder Site of Odin
Fetus Milkshake
Die You Fucks!
This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm on This Song
This is Not a Song, It's a Sandwich
Because Boobs
Get to the Choppa
Satan's Ice Cream Truck

 

[xXGeckoXx]

No Pussy Blues - Nick Cave

She's goin' bald - The Beach Boys

Octopus I love you - Dalmatian Rex & the eightones

Superfast Jellyfish - Gorillaz

21st Century Schizoid Man - King Crimson

Nothing bad ever happens to me - Oingo Boingo

Veteran of Psychic Wars - Blue Oyster Cult

 

[Xen0n]

Here's a few I thought of:

Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin
Dazed and Confused - Jake Holmes/Led Zeppelin
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap - AC/DC
Mind Eraser, No Chaser - Them Crooked Vultures
God was never on your side - Motörhead
Won't Get Fooled Again - The Who
War Ensemble - Slayer
Ten foot c**k and a few hundred virgins - Tim Minchin
I hope you die in a hotel fire - Righteous Pigs

I could probably come up with a lot more, but I'm tired, so good night.

 

[ChocoFace]

Audioslave's Shadow On The Sun has stuck with me for a long time.