What is the closest thing you have to a super power in real life.

[Zersy]

Mine is being invisible to waiters. I also have super hearing, I know exactly when my parents are about to enter my room 2 minutes before they enter, I deliver insightful metaphors and caustic remarks with perfect timing, have the power of super procrastination and I am invisible to girls, I can stare at a girls chest or buttocks for 5 minutes and even follow them around and I have never been caught in my life.

I can Make a Baseball card dissapear by rubbing it with tissue paper

I can understand everything much faster

I am always right (This is more of a curse then a Super Power)

I can talk super fast

I can Eat Fast

I can make a joke anytime

I can figure out things i shouldn't (Like The goverments plans)

I see bits of the future


most of these things i do i'm still trying to figure out how i do

Like why am i always right ?

 

[BLS]

Say what people are thinking before they say it.

Ability to sleep whenever I want.

And my best power is my ability to completely delve inside my own mind and not even hear a word anybody is saying, like a forced daydream

 

[samsonguy920]

Oh, I also have the ability to destroy computers just by using them. The last 3 computers that ever broke in my family broke when I was using it.

First, when I was installing a game, something got corrupted, and Windows 3.0 wouldn't start anymore.

Second, my cousin was playing Command & Conquer: Tiberium Sun on the family computer. She asked me to look after her base while she went to the toilet. Within SECONDS of sitting down on the chair, my hard disk drive failed and crashed.

Third, my brother had been playing Diablo 2 for the last 2 hours on the family computer. Now it was my turn. I played for 20 minutes and then the power source blew, taking the motherboard and hard disk drive with it.

My mum has that. I think they make medication for it now

Like Prozac?

 

[ThreeWords]

I'll go for invincibility

Only 2 days ago, I was on a rope swing and it broke. I sailed through the air with considerable lack of grace, turned a full backwards somersault and smashed face first into the base of a tree, having fallen about 6 feet forward and 12 feet down.

I was unconscious for around 10 seconds, then I got up, and the first thing I said was "That was awesome!" My only injury apart from a few minor scratches was a pulled muscle I got from the wrenching of my neck.

Apparently, according to someone who watched the whole thing, I should have broken at least one limb, and judging from the way I landed face first, my neck as well.

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

I have a few cool abilities. I have a lot of charisma, but it's not like I try too hard or anything.

I can also sleep almost anywhere.

 

[Zorg Machine]

I can read really fast and I am tackle proof (the jocks of by school bounce of if I have a chance to ground myself).

 

[Ultra_Caboose]

I can make red stop light turn green, simply by staring at them.

 

[ElTigreSantiago]

My super power is being the unluckiest person to ever live. As you can imagine, this ability is useful in countless situations.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I hear people... real good.

 

[Barry93]

I have the strange abilty to tell whether or not I like something when I've never tried it.

 

[Kirra]

I can memorize 2 - 3 decks of cards and i can make tasty muffins.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

The power to not be a sheep. Or Lemming, however you want to phrase it.

 

[Cortheya]

Mine is being invisible to waiters. I also have super hearing, I know exactly when my parents are about to enter my room 2 minutes before they enter, I deliver insightful metaphors and caustic remarks with perfect timing, have the power of super procrastination and I am invisible to girls, I can stare at a girls chest or buttocks for 5 minutes and even follow them around and I have never been caught in my life.

I can do all of that AND I am super attracted to insults!!!!!

 

[02cfranklin]

I have a near super hero level of bad luck combined with the ability to tolerate my bosses.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

crazy luck, for other people and not myself (I scratched a scratch ticket for a friend and won him 500$)

Somehow getting into other peoples dreams (Don't ask me how but I seem to be able to dream the exact same thing as people and then remember it afterwards. Its like the creepy version of DVR)

 

[twistedshadows]

I generally have very fast reflexes, I can walk silently and do things unnoticed, I have a super sense of direction and have never been lost, and I have a ridiculously good memory.

I am invisible to girls, I can stare at a girls chest or buttocks for 5 minutes and even follow them around and I have never been caught in my life.

And I'd notice if you were staring at me or my body, I can feel when people are looking at me.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

-snip-
...and I'm really sneaky. Several people have told me I almost gave them a heartattack when I finally said something after standing right behind them for a while.

Damn you for that one, damn you!

I don't think I've got any superpowers at all..

OH WAIT! The fantastic power to annoy people to the verge of suicide.
I think that's all though

 

[MattZero]

being immune to injectible pain killers. Stitches and dental drillings are a *****.

I didn't know anybody else was like that. I'm also incredibly resistant to gas based anesthesia.

I also process alcohol so fast I've never been able to be drunk.

The photoreceptors in my eye's are overly sensitive from a time when I was hit by lightning so I have incredible vision in low light (but need to wear dark glasses during the day).